teenage apollo

all your gods are teenage girls: apollo, god of the sun, music, and arts.

Octavian, first let me explain something to you. I guess it falls on me to teach you these life lessons, because as unpleasant as the idea is for both of us, I am the closest thing you will ever have to a father. You see, teenagers are sensitive and beautiful creatures. Well, not you. You are repulsive. But most teenagers, I mean.
—  Apollo to Octavian, probably
Will Solace Headcanons

mostly because i love my sun

  • Will has most of his freckles on his back and shoulders
  • His favorite album is Vessel from twenty one pilots (big ukulele sucker)
  • He only wears flip flops or hightops there is no in between
  • Refuses to believe he is sick
  • Will *with a fever, runny nose, and about thirty seconds away from throwing up*: What are you talking about, I am the healthiest person at this camp, I can work today just let me vomit in the trash can really quick
  • Also refuses to believe that he is injured
  • for example one time he got this really bad gash on his stomach during a battle and he worked so hard trying to heal other people he didn’t think about healing himself
  • People noticed he was hurt when he started to bleed though his shirt and his hastily applied bandages
  • It took three Ares kids to hold him down and two other Apollo kids to stitch him back up because he kept struggling because people still needed to be healed and ‘I AM THE EPITOME OF GOOD HEALTH GUYS JUST LET ME GO!!!’
  • His lips get really chapped very easily and it doesn’t help that he’s constantly licking them and biting off the skin as he works
  • Sneezes when he lies
  • The first real time Nico caught his eye was during the Battle of Manhattan. When Will was trying to help someone that was injured get to safety, and he ended up tripping and a monster stood over him ready to kill Will but all of the sudden a skeleton warrior kills the monster. Out of the corner of his eye he sees this scrawny kid, that radiated power, and despite the fighting, he didn’t look a bit afraid as he ordered the skeletons around, if anything he looked proud about what he had done. Will owed his life to Nico, and was smitten ever since.
  • Only starts dating Nico awhile after his dad turns into a teenager (Apollo ships it more than anyone, has written 15 haikus about their first date plus three different songs)
  • Doesn’t believe is lost causes
  • he will try to save someone even if they are long gone, because if they do die he wants them to die knowing that he never gave up on them
  • My personal favorite is;
  • Will was always self conscious about how he couldn’t fight as well as his siblings and was only good at healing so Apollo blessed him and gave him the power to absorb peoples pain, and fill them with good memories and hope
  • It works for physical and emotional pain
  • the problem is that Will has to absorb the pain that he takes so he will constantly feel waves of heartbreak and hopelessness, He will feel stab wounds that aren’t there for hours, he goes to bed with his bones on fire, and feels like his blood is boiling due to poison that isn’t running through his blood
  • He hasn’t told anyone about this blessing, not even to his siblings or to Nico
  • He can also absorb anger, because all anger comes from some sort of pain
  • But he takes peoples pain with a smile, because as long as he is doing something to help he will do anything, no matter how much it may hurt

T E E N A G E  G I R L S  +  M Y T H O L O G Y: Apollo

It is with the sun that she rises, her morning breakfast perfected before it is documented for everyone to see on instagram. She carries around an entire flock of notepads, all fit to burst with poetic musings and dreamy scribbles. They say that her head is in the clouds and that she can speak nothing but the truth, and perhaps it’s true. She doesn’t care about being nice, doesn’t lie through her teeth and tell people that their new haircut suits them when it doesn’t. But she glows, radiant and golden and warm, enough to make the gloomiest of days a little brighter.

CARTOOON RATINGS (SUN 7/30/2017)

Analysis: RICK AND MORTY on Adult Swim has an incredible start to its third season at a powerful 1.48, bringing it  to #2 of a highly competitve Sunday, closer to the new episode of Game of Thrones than other shows, especially in the M 12-34 rating. Despite the late time slot at 11.30PM, it earns almost 3 million viewers, pulling up DECKER: MINDWIPE to 0.54 and APOLLO GAUNTLET at 0.40 as lead-outs from the premiere. Disney Channel’s Sunday night cartoon block scores okay with HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: THE SERIES at 0.28 and TANGLED: THE SERIES at 0.22.

TOP 3 CARTOONS:

1. RICK AND MORTY (AS), 11.30PM at 2,859,000 (1.48) (#2)

2. HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: THE SERIES (DSNY), 8.00PM at 1,121,000 (0.28) (#31)

3. TANGLED: THE SERIES (DSNY), 8.30PM at 990,000 (0.22) (#49)

Ratings BY NETWORK:

ADULT SWIM: 1,595,000

1. RICK AND MORTY, 11.30PM at 2,859,000 (1.48, 12-34 M 2.36 F 1.31) (#2 of the day, #2 in M 18-49, P 12-34, M 12-34 and F 12-34)

2. DECKER: MINDWIPE, 12.00AM at 1,101,000 (0.54, 12-34 M 0.79 F 0.48)

3. APOLLO GAUNTLET, 12.15AM at 825,000 (0.40, 12-34 M 0.59 F 0.33)

DISNEY CHANNEL: 1,056,000

1. HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: THE SERIES, 8.00PM at 1,121,000 (0.28, 12-34 M 0.23 F 0.38) (#31)

2. TANGLED: THE SERIES, 8.30PM at 990,000 (0.22, 12-34 M 0.20 F 0.33)

3. NINTENDO SUMMER SHOWDOWN: SPLATOON 2 (XD), 9.00PM at 148,000 (0.03)

NICKELODEON: 932,000

1. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, 9.00AM at 932,000 (0.27, 12-34 M 0.33 F 0.30) (#35)

CARTOON NETWORK: 731,000

1. PPG (2016), 5.30PM at 731,000 (0.14) (#72)

Modern Apollo and Artemis, for a project maybe
Some HC : they’re roomies in a big city because mommy-daddy thought it was easier and cheaper. 
Apollo is totally a drama queen, flirting here and there, bringing home boys and girls he wants to score with (Artémis is fed up) but always come back crying because “Daphné left him again ugh”. He wears mascara that runs when he cries (and he does, a lot). He is pan
Artémis is a bit of an introvert, she likes to chill out at home during the day, or with her girls (she is the gang leader) and defeat patriarcat in dance battle the night. She ace

okay okay i kno it’s still pretty new but my trash heart can’t help it (in case u didn’t hear human Apollo is a thing, when will u stop rick?)

  • Apollo arriving @ camp half blood with ripped clothes and a dirt streaked face
  • and seeing Chiron like hey i’m apollo gonna stay thanks XD
  • Chiron then getting the entirety of the story from the gods etc and like thinking man im too old for this shit
  • Apollo thinking he’ll get special treatment and takes a room in the big house but Chiron’s like nope ur staying in the Apollo cabin
  • MOODY TEENAGER APOLLO HONESTLY
  • and him sulking over to his cabin and everyone gawking 
  • Apollo’s all like take a picture it’ll last longer! all sarcastic
  • everyone in the apollo cabin is like torn like do we call this teenager dad? like i look older 
  • Apollo thinking he can get away with anything bc he’s a god and Chiron’s like no and give’s him kitchen duty 
  • APOLLO GIVING DATING TIPS TO WILL
  • apollo sparring w/ percy (percy beats him bc teenager apollo is all talk and no muscle)
  • percy’s slightly terrified 
  • hi apollo is a percabeth shipper
  • APOLLO GETTING SUPER COMPETITIVE DURING CAPTURE THE FLAG
  • Artemis coming to visit camp b/c she has to see her brother like this, he isn’t going to live this down for centuries 
  • Apollo realizing how it fucks up all these demigods that some don’t even get basic acknowledgment from their godly parents 

My @feastoffortuna2017 gift for @feanor-no. Hope you like it :)
It’s also on AO3.

If Given A Chance
Word Count: 2453
Nico takes Will to the Underworld to officially meet his father. Things do not go according to plan.
Or:
The one where Will goes to meet Hades and meets Persephone instead. Will is wonderful, Persephone is surprised and Nico needs a hug (and a mother).

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