He’s just missing. Missing and presumed dead because he’s probably a virgin, Scott. And you know who else is a virgin? Me. I’m a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life. Okay, I need to have sex, like, right now.
Deaton makes me have sex with all of his clients. It’s a new policy. *Chuckles then sees Stiles’ look and sighs* No, I don’t know if he was a virgin. And why are you talking like he’s already dead? He’s just missing.