teen project

If Cartoon Network/Adult Swim Shows were group projects...
  • Steven Universe: The group of smart kids all working together and contributing equally to the project to turn in a decent project with some noticeable flaws.
  • Adventure Time: The group that made the one kid do all the work for the longest time and now she's out with a broken ankle so they have to find a way to finish it without her.
  • MagiSwords: The group that tries a little bit but only enough to get a passing grade because they just don't give a shit anymore.
  • Gumball: All the artistic kids working together to make the biggest art project, but forgetting that there's supposed to be a paragraph to go along with it.
  • Rick and Morty: The super seniors/potheads who draw dick pics all class but actually it turns out the dick pics have a much deeper meaning.
  • Teen Titans Go: The group of friends who just fuck around the entire class and have a blast but barely put any effort into the project but the teacher doesn't care at this point they just want them to leave them alone.

fake dating trope subversion

It’s only six in the evening on a Thursday, but the bar near Stiles’ work is already half full. Not so packed that he wants to find another place to drink, but busy enough that he has to wait a few minutes for the bartender to get to him.

During that waiting period, a guy sidles in close to Stiles and offers to buy his drink for him. The man is taller than Stiles by a few inches, and he uses his height to his advantage by standing so close that he’s almost hovering over Stiles, clearly posturing. It makes Stiles roll his eyes.

“No thanks, man. I’ve got it.”

Apparently the lack of eye contact, the verbal brush-off, and the general fuck-off vibes Stiles is giving off aren’t doing it for the guy because he says, “Come on. It’s a free drink. You can’t say no to that.”

Stiles stops trying to get the bartender’s attention to look the guy straight in the eyes and say, “No.”

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