You giggled giddily as you watched from the counter as Derek
opened the fridge.
You had sat up a little trigger so when he opened the door
he’d be covered in his least favorite sandwich spread, peanut butter. He
claimed the scent too strong and long lasting for his taste, so of course you
bought some scent neutralizer from Deaton and went to work.
‘ARGH! (Y/N)! WHAT
THE HELL?!’ Derek yelled as your peanut buttery bomb blew up.
You burst out laughing when you saw him, covered from the
chest up in peanut butter.
‘What’s wrong Derek, am I driving you…nuts?’ you joked.
‘You know this means war, don’t you babe.’ Derek
declared as he scowled, though it wasn’t too imitating considered his bushy
brows were covered in deliciousness.
TWO DAYS LATER
‘DEREK!’ you roared through the loft.
‘Is something wrong?’ Derek asked smugly.
‘What the hell is this?’ you demanded.
Your entire room was covered in grape jelly…you hated grape jelly.
‘I believe it is a battle won by me…in the Great Prank War.’
You glared as you threw the jelly covered blanket off of
your body and marched over to Derek, ignoring the gross feeling of jelly on
your bare feet.
‘You may have won this little battle, but the war is far
from over.’ You snarled.
THREE WEEKS LATER
The pack could only stand in the doorway of the loft in
‘How is this the home of two fully grown adults?’ Lydia
‘I have no clue.’ Stiles answered.
The loft was an absolute mess, all kinds of mysterious
stains on the walls, from food fights, food bombs and whatever else.
‘SURRENDER!’ you yelled from behind the flipped over couch
as you aimed your peanut butter filled water gun at Derek who was behind the
also flipped coffee table.
‘NEVER!’ Derek yelled as he fired his grape jelly gun at
you, making you duck back down.
‘Oh my God, Derek are you serious? You’re like thirty! Act
like it!’ Scott yelled.
‘I’m twenty six, you ass wipe!’ Derek yelled.
While Derek and the pack over how childish he was being and
how they had actual business to attend to, you snuck over to Derek’s hiding
‘Peek-A-Boo.’ you sang.
Derek looked over and…
Right between the eyes.
Derek dramatically fell onto the floor.
‘THE WAR HAS BEEN WON!’ you cheered in victory.
‘Well good are you two done now, because there is a psycho
killing virgins right now.’ Allison said impatiently.