EXO Goes to the Movies
He watches and gets so into the story that he has trouble with his food and drink. When the movie ends, he’s surrounded by mountains of spilled snacks and puddles of drink and he’s disgusted with himself because he likes things to be clean.
Ha analyzes the movie for its quality, then can’t stop quoting it and making jokes about the characters.
“Hey everyone, first rule of EXO Club is don’t talk about–“
Someone: “SHUT UP, hyung.”
He has to come back to the theatre three different times to see the entire movie in pieces because he keeps falling asleep.
“I really liked it! That’s why I paid for three tickets.“
He probably did the OST for the movie so he sits in anticipation for his song, then jams out to it whenever it comes on.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah!“
He looks around to see if anyone else is bopping their head and cries if he doesn’t see anyone rocking out, then blames his tears on the characters’ plights.
He livestreams his reaction to the movie. “PSSST, I’M AT THE MOVIES!“
“OH NO SHE DIDN’T, DID YOU SEE THAT?!”
“I NEED TO GO POTTY, I’M GONNA LEAVE THE PHONE HERE SO YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING“
“OKAY, I’M BACK, EVERYONE TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS WHAT I MISSED“
He blushes and flails his arms each time someone takes off their shirt or does anything sexy and he does a quiet: “TEEHEHEHEHEHEHE OMGOMGOMG!!”
Those are the only scenes he remembers from the movie once it’s over.
He’s probably in the movie, so he’s both watching to see the member’s reactions and glaring at anyone who he hears talking.
(“I’m going to murder you beagles.”)
He misses the first half of the movie because he’s eating a bucket of KFC.
He has to pretend he knows what the movie was about when D.O asks him about it later on. “Yeah, you were such a great… serial killer!” *big grin*
He enjoys the movie like a regular customer and doesn’t whine when it goes past two hours, because he’s engrossed in the story.
“Waa, you did so well acting Kyungsoo-hyung.”