Rant incoming (Enter North’s Scottish side)
Fuckin’ Antisepticeye ruining my fucking life this piece of shit Fuckface McGee Marches right on in on the October Express in the damned SL Carriage carrying a ticket from Hell to Athlone Ireland to fuck with Jack and he wasn’t given permission do you have any fucking idea of how fucking pissed I am he just ‘Oh fiddle-dee-tee, lookit me, Ma I’m gonna fuck with some little kids with using a lanky-ass Irishman as a puppet hoho boyohboy gonna do some exorsist shit Hoodelally gally what a day’ and possesses the VERY GUY who saved my life from a spiral of turmoil but oh no as soon as October starts he’s all “WHAT UP FUCKERS LET’S GET SPOOKY AS SHITE” and fucking takes us on a hell-dimension tour of his torture dungeon like WE BOUGHT THE FUCKING TICKETS and all this shit started because MR. SUAVE-AND-SCARY DARKIPLIER OVER THERE IN LA ROUSED THE JACKSEPTICEYE FANDOM TO START MAKING ANTI-FUCKING-SEPTICEYE A THING WITH FANART SHIT But instead of making Anti a vampire or something oh no EVERYONE CHATTED AND CONSULTED EVERY DEMON POSSIBLE AND CHANNELED THE JOKER INTO THIS BITCHASS DEITY KNOWN AS ‘ANTISEPTICEYE AND JACK no hate to him but JACK
OH, GODS OF OLYMPUS THIS LITTLE GREEN PILE OF MISCHIEVOUS HUMAN FLESH
DECIDED TO GIVE A THIRD OF THE FANDOM A HEART ATTACK, A THIRD OF THE FANDOM FUCKING AROUSED FOR SOME WEIRD DAMN REASON, AND THE REST OF THE FANDOM ALL ‘toto we ain’t in kansas anymore’ WITH HIS OSCAR WINNING VOICE ACTING THAT KILLS MY OWN THROAT TO THINK OF IT AND I CAN’T EVEN DO A PIRATE VOICE AS DEEP AS MARKI-FUCKING-IPLIER’S
And, you know who started this?
*Extremely frustrated sigh*