ted's things

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northern downpour // panic! at the disco

ted bundy: omg i would never??? i’m a good man with a decent job working in law! and psychology! how DARE you even INSINUATE i committed these awful crimes. i didn’t do ANYTHING. i’m a LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN. hell, i’ll plead not guilty right now

the fbi: okay first of all, that’s not how this works, you’re not even in court, ted, jesus christ, we’re just arresting you—

ted bundy: as a LAW STUDENT, did i mention that before?? hm?? i study LAW it is illegal to arrest an INNOCENT man

the fbi: now, we have a LOT of evidence against you, mr. bundy

ted bundy: i fuckedd up, okay? oh my god don,‘ty ou r,,ealize  thh..a  tsome   peuople???? murdre???? to c;;op;;e????? i’m so sorry i said i was so sor  ry do we reaally need,, t..o talk abou the   DATH PENALTY??? i’m so soryr   i k..il.led  those3  8 girls but lik;e??;;?? i couldn’t help it,?????, it asn’t my f  ault??? porn corrupte,,d meu andi ’m dj;ust?? ? trying to copee??

“Ted... I’ve been thinking.”

Ted the Animator: “Mmhmm?”

Carl the Animator: “You know those ‘what to expect when you’re expecting’ books?”

Ted the Animator: “Um… sorta?”

Carl the Animator: “Why the heck are they only about expecting babies?”

Ted the Animator: “I… um….”

Carl the Animator: “There are loads of waaaaay more interesting things people might be expecting, and someone could write a book about that.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m not so sure about–”

Carl the Animator: “Fortunately, I’m here to set things right.

Ted the Animator: “…I… I don’t….”

Carl the Animator: “Sit tight, I’m gonna call up some publishers.”