ted's dog

“...hallucination check, Ted.”

Ted the Animator: “No, no… I’m seein’ this, too.”

Carl the Animator: “Ok, good, ‘cause the storyboards seem very clear that KISS starts glowing neon colors.”

Ted the Animator: “…and then start flying, apparently.”

Carl the Animator: “This… this was not a turn I was expecting the movie to take, but one I’m totally on board for.”

Ted the Animator: “I like how they couldn’t think of a visual flying-power-effect-thingy for the green cat guy, so they just didn’t give him one.”

Carl the Animator: “He’s a magical cat person. He prolly just, like, jumps long distances.”

Ted the Animator: “The animation doesn’t show that. Come on, Carl, visual storytelling.’

Carl the Animator: “Well, ok, how would you show that a rock ‘n’ roll band member cat person with green cosmic superpowers had used them to jump incredibly far towards a spinning teacups carnival ride for the purpose of saving a talking dog?”

Ted the Animator: “I’d ha–… ok, that may be the greatest sentence I’ve ever heard.”

Carl the Animator: “You know it.”

Ted the Animator: “…let’s just move on before our brains start melting.”

Carl the Animator: “Speaking of which, this guy turns into a fire-breathing dinosaur person.”

Ted the Animator: “And the other guy becomes some kind of cat thing, as we previously established.”

Carl the Animator: “And don’t forget the coupla frames of closeup on his face when he jumps towards the camera.”

Ted the Animator: “…wow.”

Carl the Animator: “According to fans, this sequence is *identical* to some of the transformation scenes in Sailor Moon.” 

Ted the Animator: “Ah, cool, I didn’t kn–… wait, how exactly have fans seen this? We’re looking at production storyboards!”

Carl the Animator: "…”

Ted the Animator: “Carl….”

Carl the Animator: “Ok, fine, I might have tweeted a few things out.”

Ted the Animator: “You’re lucky no one cares enough to make us sign NDAs, y’know.”

Carl the Animator: “…so, moving along from shaky legal territory, KISS has a big fight with the bad guy, and Shaggy & Scooby almost puke after getting off the spinning teacups ride.”

Ted the Animator:All the best action scenes end with our heroes nearly barfing on top of their friend.”

Carl the Animator: “Then, there’s a fade transition to… uh….”

Carl the Animator: “…um…”

Ted the Animator: “…is that a hospital? Wait, are they DEAD?

Carl the Animator: “I doubt it, but if so, man that got dark in a hurry.”

Ted the Animator: “I guess the spinning teacups were too much for them.”

Carl the Animator: “This is what happens if you eat too many sweets before going on the rides, kids.”

*at support group*
  • me: hi i'm jc
  • everyone (in unison): hi jc
  • councilor: what brings you here today?
  • me: i'm obsessed with serial killers and mass murderers and the only real reason i came here is because my mom thought i had a problem
  • councilor:
  • everyone:
  • me: so did you know that ted bundy had a dog named lassie?
twin peaks characters as memes
  • dale: cinnamon roll meme, psychic: *reads my mind* (endless screaming), “this is fine” dog, “ted cruz is the zodiac killer,” “get you a man who can do both,” “i can has cheezburger?”
  • albert: “imma let you finish,” condescending willy wonka
  • harry: “me at the beginning of 1989 vs me at the end of 1989″
  • gordon: every billy mays meme ever made, peanut butter jelly time, “don’t talk to me or my son ever again,” “will it blend?”
  • windom: evil kermit, “me, an intellectual,” @dril’s greatest hits
  • tamara: confused math lady, bedridden kim kardashian, hipster ariel
  • hawk: “but that’s none of my business” kermit (courtesy of laughingpinecone)
  • doug milford: ceiling cat, old man yells at cloud, most interesting man in the world
  • garland briggs: flying spaghetti monster
  • andy: philosoraptor
  • MFAP: Trololo, evolution of dance
  • Leland: Dramatic Gopher
  • james hurley: skateboarding bulldog
  • dr. jacoby: demotivational posters
  • phillip jeffries: david after dentist
  • log lady: it’s adam and eve not adam and steve
  • sam stanley: wake me up inside (can’t wake up)
  • chet desmond: handsome squidward
  • bobby briggs: panicked mr. krabs