Cloti cosplayers officially featured at the Square Enix TGS cosplayer fashion show, they were pictured being close, cuddly, with Cloud acting particularly protective over Tifa. They advertised the new Cloud and Tifa Opera Omnia merchandise along with other talented cosplayers. Additional note: Opera Omnia Cloud is known for his jealous/possessive nature over Tifa in the game and has been teased about it, we saw many funny gestures from Cosplay Cloud, like putting his arm around Tifa and giving the crowd a glare, as if to say “Hands off, she’s mine.”
Child goes on adventure because he feels like it
Adventure of Link:
Child gets roped into another adventure because the girl from the first one won't wake up
Link to the Past:
Pig is the opposite of a furry and pretends to be human to conquer the world. New boy's uncle dies. He isn't having it.
Ocarina of Time:
Shows how Pig fell from attractive desert man to a furry. Also time travel.
Someone at Nintendo has issues. Also time travel.
Boy falls asleep and dreams of protecting his beach waifu.
Oracle of Seasons:
Boy gets a boner for a goddess incarnate and rescues her from an Iron Knuckle cosplayer
Oracle of Ages:
Same thing but the goddess is blue and the Iron Knuckle cosplayer is now a hot sorceress. Also time travel again.
Moana without dark skin or a female lead and also like 15 years before Moana.
Nintendo's fetishes get out of hand.
Four Swords Adventures:
This time there's FOUR BOYS. You did not have enough friends to play this game like it was meant to be played. Nobody did. Switch re-release pls.
The edgy one. If you were 13 at the time this was your favorite Zelda. You know exactly why. Introduced Edgy Waifu Supreme, who would hold that position for years to come.
Moana again but there's an asshole with you.
Choo choo. Girl dies.
It's the worst one. But it's still great. Also more time travel.
Link Between Worlds:
Link to the Past again but there's a shadow world where people are hotter and usually evil.
Boob Witch tears the timestream apart because of her boner. This time the time travels to you. A lot of people hated this /Japanese Made Action Game from Koei Tecmo/ for being too anime.
This time there's THREE BOYS. They ate the purple one for sustenance because Nintendo doesn't feed them anymore. Nobody liked this one. I lied this is the real worst one.
Breath of the Wild:
Religious dad fucks over the entire world. Amnesiac small boy catches things on fire.
ZHANG FEI WAS A PEDOPHILE RAPIST, AND LADY XIAHOU WAS A 14 YEAR OLD CHILD.
If you think adding Lady Xiahou/Xiahouji into Dynasty Warriors is a good thing, then from the bottom of my heart of hearts: Go fuck yourself.
I can’t fucking believe I have to keep talking about this fucking shit.
This is going in every fucking tag related to this I can think of.
Initially, in the fifth year of Jian’an [AD 200], at the time Xiahou Ba had a younger cousin who was only thirteen or fourteen years of age and lived in the same prefecture. After going out to gather firewood, she was taken by Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei knew she was from a good family and so he married her, and she bore a daughter who was later Liu Shan’s Empress (Empress Zhang). When Xiahou Yuan died, Zhang Fei’s wife asked to be able to bury [her uncle].
Now in the fifth year of Jian'an (200 AD), a female cousin of Xiahou Ba, aged thirteen or fourteen, while living in her native prefecture went out to gather firewood; she was seized by Zhang Fei, who knew she was a girl from a respectable family and took her to wife. She gave birth to daughters who became Liu Shan’s consorts. This is why after Xiahou Yuan’s death, Zhang Fei’s wife gave him his funeral.