technology tragedy

*Starts up fallout 4* Majestic menu theme and dramatic live action cinematic intro depicting technological advancement and tragedies of war 

*Actual game* why is preston on the roof, I can’t find dogmeat, the ancient toaster just sassed me, massive mutated mosquitoes, teddy bear reading newspaper on the toilet, smashing crab eggs, pulling furnitures out of your butt, MY BACK HURTS MY FEET HURT EVERYTHING HURTS, garrus vakarian