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2016: The Return To Anime

I used to watch a lot of anime before, but when I moved away from my friends whom were fellow fans of Japanese animation, I became really bad at taking any initiative to sit down and watch anything new. So my New Years resolution was to simply watch more anime during 2016 (for inspiration and entertainment)! ;D And in order to prove to said friends that I am indeed keeping my promise, as well as to take the opportunity to recommend good shows to others, I will be sharing my progress list and general opinions.

OBS: Some of these shows are not appropriate for an younger audience!! Before viewing, please check out  the recommended age restrictions, genre and potential trigger warnings!  

END OF YEAR UPDATE: 25 shows in total! Not bad at all considering that I maybe watched 2-3 shows the year before. But I still have a lot of series that I want to see, so don´t be surprised if I make a new post for 2017. ;) 

My personal top 3? I would say Death Parade, Re:Zero and Madoka Magica. 


ANIME COMPLETED:

Mushishi (S1) - Not a single cliffhanger in the whole show, so it makes for  perfect bedtime stories for teens/adults. The english dub was really good and the landscape art is 10/10.


Kino No Tabi/Kino´s Journey (S1) - Do not let the simple and cute style fool you! This show contains murder, cannibalism, suicide and war!! And it asks the hard questions in life!! RUN if you do not want to contemplate the meaning of existence!!


One Punch Man (S1+3OVA) - OK, now I know why this is in 4th place on IMDB´s “Best TV-series” list. The animation is some of the best I have ever seen in an action anime! It is simply stunning to look at and it is fun ride all the way to the out of this world (literally) finale. 


Sakurako-san No Ashimoto Ni Wa Shitai Ga Umatteiru/Beautiful Bones: Sakurako’s Investigation (S1) - Pretty much like an anime version of the TV-show Bones. I love mysteries where you have to follow clues in order to solve a murder so a second season is strongly desired.


Owari No Seraph/Seraph Of The End (S1+S2+10OVA) - Pretty predictable, but the the bloody fight scenes are fabulous. Needs even more angst thou (…she said even though a bunch of children are butchered in the very first episode….). >:3 


Death Parade (S1) - And there is all the angst!!! Do not watch if you do not like pain in your soul!! Heart cannot be repaired!! AHRUM!! Excuse me. The show is really well written and the artists really knew how to create the perfect atmosphere to tell this dark story.  


Free! (S1+S2+4OVA) - It feels like everyone and their grandmother has seen this show, so of course I fell on the bandwagon. For the first 11 episodes thou I was very neutral to it… But goddammit the first season finale had me sheering, squealing and tearing up!! (Let Rin be happy!!) Sadly only the S2 OVA had me laughing; apart from that episode, the humor was not at all up my alley.


Zankyou No Terror/Terror In Resonance (S1) - I really like the style and the smooth animation in this one. And DANG, THAT ENDING! If you like thrillers that are completely based on reality and science (like Beautiful Bones) then this could be perfect for you.


Wolf’s Rain (S1+4OVA) - I remember trying to watch this when I was like 15, but I never got past episode 3 for some reason. Which is a real shame because I think that I would really, really liked it then. Perfectly angsty and tragic for little wannabe-emo-teen-me. Do you like dark fantasies with pretty people/wolves? Then do not miss out on this one! 


Mahon Shoujo Madoka Magica/Puella Magi Madoka Magica (S1+1 movie) - Oh shit. Oh holy shit. I would never have guessed that this show, this thing that looks so darn innocent and cute in design and summary, would have me in so much emotional turmoil (very much like Steven Universe in that way). But seriously; amoungst all of the animes on this list, this is in my opinion the one with the most captivating story-line, plot development and characters (I simply had to watch all 12 episodes in one sitting). Some people hate the ending, but I think it worked really well (even though all the tears could have clouded my judgement). And if you liked the show, then you MUST watch the movie Rebellion! Also: One of the the best English dubs I have ever heard in my life!! UPDATE: I have now seen everything twice… I cry every times I see Homura on screen. (O_Q)


Kuragehime/Princess Jellyfish (S1) - I watched this before when it first came out but I had a hard time remembering anything from it apart from the characters. Glad I gave it a re-watch because it´s super cute and silly; perfect for when you just want to give your feels a break from all the angst and suffering other shows come with (*stares at the one above*). I also highly recommend the live-action movie based on this! :D 


Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi/Erased (S1) - This show is both intriguing and stunning! I love how modern animation uses lightning and this show is a good example of that (same goes for Death Parade). Downside: Stress, stress and even more stress!! Please, just let the small children live!!! My heart cannot take this torture!! D,,X But the stress aside, it was all worth it at the end. 


Jigoku Shojo/Hell Girl (S1) - My Golb, the young girls in this look exactly like the characters I would draw at 14-16. X,D The animation is just okay, and it takes a long time before we learn anything worthwhile about the main characters. But what made me watch a whole season (26 ep) was because of the interesting stories in each episode. It was fascinating to see how little/much it was required for people to give up their souls for eternal damnation in return for the death of a person they hated. 


Steins;Gate (S1+1OVA) - It took me a while to get into the story, but by the half way point, when shit got really intense, I was waaay hooked. I usually do not like stories that involve time-traveling because it makes my head hurt, but this (Like Madoka Magica) was really well written. I have very little to fault the show on ((apart from how the harassment of a trans girl is used for comedy in at least 2 episodes…)) and would recommend!


Love Live! School Idol Project (S1+S2+1 movie) - Decided to watch something really cute with sis again and this is what we ended up with. And oh darn it, it is cute alright! Everything is so sugary sweet and lovely, and good music too that you will hum on for weeks. Apart form the occasional funky looking CGI (which actually looks really good in the movie), the animation is top notch. A simple story about a bunch of girls and their lives and friendships when guys are not in the picture.


Makura No Danshi/Pillow Boys (S1) - Finally met up with my anime loving friends and this was one of the things we saw. The episodes in this are very short, all of which are about different types of guys talking to YOU before you go to sleep. It´s… different to say the least. Who was my favourites? Hmmm… I guess the guy from Ep 2, since I recall him the clearest. He also felt like someone who had known me for a while and I appreciated that. WARNING: Ep 10 did give me some extreme rapist vibes! BAD TOUCH!! (O_O)


Koutetsujou No Kabaneri/Kabaneri Of The Iron Fortress (S1) - If you like bloody action of high quality with humans fighting against superhuman enemies then this is most surely something for you. Many parallels can be pulled to Attack on Titian, but I would never call this a rip-off. All the animation is in the A+ class and there is this wonderful colouring/lighting effect they sometimes use for close ups which makes the characters look absolutely stunning. The level of details on the character designs also stuck out to me (A+ there too).


Shokugeki no Soma / Food Wars: Shokugeki no Soma (S1+S2+1OVA) - Also known as food porn. I had never heard of this until Dan and Phil mentioned it in a video and when I understood that it was about food I had to check it out. I love shows/stories that are centered around cooking (Hell´s Kitchen, Master Chef, Kitchen Princess, etc) so I really got hooked on this. Not only is the food animated beautifully, but you learn a lot at the same time. And the absurd (dirty) humor is so redicoulus that I cannot help but laugh.


Re:Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu / Re:ZERO - Starting Life in Another World (S1) - When I first saw posters for this show they never caught my interest. It looked so much like the generic fantasy harem anime that I just ignored it. But then a friend forced me to actually see it and BOY was I wrong. Let me put it this way: Imagine Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni but with a higher budget and set in a fantasy land. So if you enjoy blood, gore and mind games, check this baby out!


Ghost Hunt (S1) - I know that I had seen this anime when it was new, but apparently I never saw the final episodes of the season since I had no idea what was going to happen. But glad that I saw this again! Not the scariest or goriest show out there, but it is fun and entertaining. My favorite part is how all the characters get along even though they have different beliefs and ways of dealing with the unknown. 


Psycho-Pass (S1 + S2 + 1 movie) - Everybody were recommending this show to me and I understand why. There is detective work, blood/gore, and some kick-ass action; just right for me. However, I am not into all the tech porn (you know - when the put so much time and focus on weapons and other technology when they open up, charge, fire, etc. Not my thing!), but it was still a good anime. The only downside was that I felt very little when characters died, which was strange since I usually get attached very easily and morn fictional characters on a regular basis.  


Mayoiga / The Lost Village (S1) - Oh maaan. I was expecting something along the lines of Battle Royale, but this was nothing but a big disappointment. There was so much potential in the first episodes for this to become the next Another or Corpse Party, but nooo. Lack of death aside, I guess it had it´s creepy moments, but the finale was not worth the wait in my opinion. I was actually so upset by the final twist that I sat down and basically created an alternative version of the story. Same basic structure, characters, feel and pitch, but with a more classic psychological horror plot. I would also have put the focus on other characters over the two basic cardboard cutouts (I vote for Valkana and Nanko!).


Corpse Party: Tortured Souls - Bougyakusareta Tamashii No Jukyou (5OVA) - I had seen this before when it first came out, but since I am still in a Halloween mood I decided to give it a re-watch. Totally one of those shows that I cannot look away from (not only because I need the subs, but you know what I mean). Spooky details all over the place blended with intestines and body horror. I may not be a big fan of the Elfen Lied-wannabe character designs, but I would totally watch it a third time when I once again forget the ending. I was so shocked that all I could do was to stare at the screen while the credits passed by. 


Mira Nikki / The Future Diary (S1) - That moment you like the premise and concept of a show, but dislike the main characters. Damn that moment. It could be that the English dub makes the protagonists seem more douchey than what they actually are in the oringal Japanese version, or it´s just that they are both written poorly (IMO). But I like the background characters and there is some genuine tension throughout the show, so I watched it all.


Yuri!!! On ICE (S1) - I had been looking forward to this since the first trailer, so it was really really hard for me to wait until all episodes had aired before I had a marathon. But gah! It was worth it! There are no cliffhangers no, but the show just makes you feel so warm and fluffy that you want to see more right away. It is a sports anime, but the characters and relationships are so well developed that I would say to give it a chance even if sports isn’t for you. You will still fall in love with everybody and you just want them all to win gold and be happy!!

PS: Oh dear brother of mine, if you are reading this, be prepared for an anime night next time we meet. You and Jorge will love this! ;D


BONUS:

Kimi No Na Wa / Your Name (movie) - Hands down one of the best MOVIES I have seen this year. Well made, a story that pulls you in, heart-wrenching and beautiful music. This is totally up there amongst Wolf Children and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time and I will definitely be showing this to all my friends, no matter if they are into anime or not. 

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FOREST MAN - Documentary Short Film

Since the 1970’s Majuli islander Jadav Payeng has been planting trees in order to save his island in India. To date he has single handedly planted a forest larger than Central Park NYC. His forest has transformed what was once a barren wasteland, into a lush oasis. Humble yet passionate and philosophical about his work. Payeng takes us on a journey into his incredible forest

THANKFUL FOR A NOVEMBER FIC REC UPDATE! 15 Klaine & 3 CrissColfer

KLAINE FIC REC LIST

CRISSCOLFER FIC REC LIST

FICS BY GENRE

FYI - if you go to my FIC REC page and click the FIND button on your browser, you can put in a keyword to find fics that you like such as “age gap” or “teacher”.   ENJOY!

 COMING THROUGH   (Skank!Kurt) is now complete!

Sequel to UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Until Forever by lostinfictionalworlds (Rated M – WIP)

Money can’t buy happiness. Businessman Kurt is still trying to figure that one out, and performer Blaine thought he knew what he wanted, until he came across a Personal Assistant Ad.

This is the sequel of a story of acceptance and love, from one’s self and that of others, more specifically, one other. - Now Join the boys in this sequel as they continue their story, but this time they’re together, professionally, personally and very, very intimately.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2620820/chapters/5844809

If you’ve read BE MY MUSE - she has been adding stories to the verse - it’s the MASTERPIECES SERIES and is wonderful.  I absolutely LOVE this verse - a lot of Blangst but the love my friends, the devotion…it’s amazing.

*****KLAINE*****

Then Began Again by fierybeams (Rated M – Complete 10K)

Kurt wants to do something special for Blaine’s birthday. Blaine requests that he roleplay as his younger, seventeen-year-old self. Conversation, anxieties, and lots and lots of smut ensue. Featuring blowjobs, rimming, fingering, anal, and light spanking. Warnings for some reference to Kurt’s experiences with bullying and assault in season two.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1828534

 

Dancing In The Dark by flowerfan (Rated M – Complete 10K)

What if Kurt and Blaine’s early sexual relationship wasn’t quite so fairy-tale perfect, but was more like, well, real life? A different look at early!Klaine’s sexytimes journey.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2505296

 

Beginner’s Luck by Corinna (Rated M – Complete)

D/s AU. At NYADA, he’s Blaine, a high-achieving student with lots of friends. At his part-time job, he’s Devon, professional sub at a clinic for doms. Kurt meets them both, but only falls for one.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2285283/chapters/5023056

 

Killer Queen by quizasvivamos (Rated M – Complete)

Blaine Anderson is a well-to-do, perfectly normal 24-year-old with no desire to step outside the bubble he has built around himself to keep the outside world from getting in and his inside world from getting out. On a whim, he visits a gay club one night where he sees a drag show in which the fabulous Elle Fabala performs, and he gets way more than he bargained for. Drag Queen!Kurt & Closeted!Blaine.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2577503/chapters/5735714

 

 

Over The Counter by blurtitallout (Rated T – Complete)

There’s a 24/7 grocery store in Bushwick, where you can do your emergency purchases at any hour of the day or night. And maybe you can even do a better bargain than you’d ever dream of.

 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9888842/1/Over-The-Counter

 

Just Like Any Other Day by lostinfictionalworlds (Rated M – Complete)

Blaine deals with the everyday routine of being without Kurt, and tries to normalize things for his five year old daughter. He feels the pain and the longing first hand, because he’s been there himself. The reason why they met is the reason why they’re apart.

A fluffy military Klaine AU story based off of the following prompt, with a little added extra twist. Don’t worry I only do happy endings.

*“I think that a military story would be worth reading. The ones I have read are with Blaine in the military and Kurt pining at home. It would be interesting to have one where they are both in the military getting around the ridiculous USA policy of “don’t ask don’t tell”.*

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2554616

 

Lullaby by alianne82 (Rated T – Complete 9K)

Summer, a cabin by the lake, and a grumpy teenager in tow. In other words, the perfect family vacation. Isn’t it?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2615438

 

Losing Someone I’ve Never Had by fae206 (Rated T – Complete)

After a disagreement with his fiance, Kurt Hummel decides to take a ferry to get his mind off things, but when he wakes up as a fourteen year old in Lima, Ohio, things that were so certain haven’t even begun yet. Will Kurt find a way to get home, or can he have the love of his life and his dreams in his life all over again.  Supernatural!Klaine

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10649497/1/Losing-Someone-I-ve-Never-Had

 

Cabin!Crew Klaine by lostinfictionalworlds (Rated M – 2 stories in the verse so far – WIP)

Kurt and Blaine both work within the cabin crew for the same airline…

http://archiveofourown.org/series/171908

 

Sleeping Sickness by pristinebutts (Rated M – Complete)

D/s  Kurt always thought that with passion and hard work, he could do whatever he set his mind to. After finding an abused sub behind a garbage dumpster in the middle of the night, though, he finds that maybe not everything he sets his mind to is within reach.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1915269/chapters/4132875

 

All Of Me by writtenfables (Rated K – Complete 6K)

Insecure!Blaine and Popular!Kurt meet at NYADA

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10787897/1/

 

 

When I Get You Alone by robin2312 (Rated M – Complete)

Kurt Hummel wears his Cheerios uniform like an armour, convinced that it can protect him from everything and everyone. After all, nobody messes up with a Cheerio, right? Wrong. Blaine Anderson has just transferred to McKinley, and he can’t wait to mess up with Kurt, in every way possible.    Badboy!Blaine Cheerio!Kurt

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2131623/chapters/4654860

The List Series by preromantics (Rated M – Complete)

Doing things backwards, or: Kurt finds a very interesting list in Blaine’s bedside drawer. It doesn’t take long to start exploring the list in earnest, though the things both Kurt and Blaine both learn along the way are not what Kurt expects at all.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/170327

*****CRISSCOLFER*****

Woo Me To Wayfaring by twobirdsonesong (Rated T – Complete)

Chris is a young author struggling to write his third novel and it’s not going well at all. It doesn’t help that the new neighbor has taken to sitting on the fire escape at all hours with his guitar. It’s a distraction he really doesn’t need.

The other side of the story from: The Art of Observation.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2606864/chapters/5808056

 

Porn Dogs by luckie_dee (Rated M – Complete)

Darren runs tech support for a porn site and Chris calls multiple times with embarrassing viruses/pop-ups/issues. Written for the 2014 CrissColfer Big Bang.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2648861

 

 

One Hundred Ways To Say I Love You by spontaneoussoftyetassertive (Ratings vary – ongoing series)

I look forward to these daily CC drabbles to start my day with epic feels – don’t skip this verse!)

http://archiveofourown.org/series/176912

no but listen, one of my favorite things still is

what a literally impossible piece of self-congratulatory iron man engineering it’s just like. it’s like

“what is gonna be our cool big innovative armor thing”

“it’s gonna be a technoknight base design that can change into EVERY FUCKING IRON MAN ARMOR. PLUS FUCKING METAL WINGS TOO”

“isn’t that cheating –”

“THE THING CRAWLS OUT OF HIS FUCKING WRIST WATCH FUCK YOU HAHA”

i mean I LOVE IT because back in the day you had tony stark, super high tech industrialist with his trusty attache case and the fucking impossibly collapsible iron man suit parts and magical transistors that could be literally anything and now we live in a more technologically advanced era where the case isn’t super impressive anymore but with this new armor i feel like i still get to experience that same feeling of “YEAH TONY STARK CAN FUCKING DO THIS IMPOSSIBLE THING YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE TONY FUCKING STARK” incorporating actual 21st century imagined tech porn WHILE ACKNOWLEDGING IRON MAN HISTORY

oh my god it’s so nice because we damn well know that this armor will probably fail majestically at some point probably mid-battle and tony’s gonna be good as dead but then he’s gonna fucking turn tables on true tony stark heroics fashion and he’s gonna go back to the workbench and fix the god damn thing and he’s not gonna be like “you know what i should probably do something more low key i should probably tone down” like fuck nO HE’S GONNA BE LIKE “LET’S MAKE THOSE PIECES COME OUT OF THE WATCH EVEN FASTER LET’S ADD THIS SUPER EXTRA EVEN MORE HIGH TECH SECURITY COMPONENT” like oh my god i am such a SLUT for how tony always goes for THE MOST ADVANCED, FAR-FETCHED, DREAM-LIKE, FANTASTICAL FUCKING CONFIGURATION no matter HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES SHOOTING FOR THE INCREDIBLE BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE OH MY FUCKING GOD TONY STARK IS SOME GOOD SHIT   

Hi i’m elijah! i was recently hospitalised and am now without a job, have had to quit school, and moved back in with my parents. i’m a mentally ill nonbinary person and am in need of a bit of help to get by currently to pay for therapy/medication

  • here is my art blog
  • i will draw any character from any fandom, or your OC as long as there’s enough references or description, i’ll do animals too, and slight n.sfw
  • i won’t draw heavy gore, but light gore/blood is ok, and i won’t draw offensive content, porn, complex tech like cars etc, buildings, or intricate backgrounds
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PornDogs (Crisscolfer Fic)

Pairing: Crisscolfer
Word Count: 19,549
Rating: NC-17

Summary: Darren runs tech support for a porn site and Chris calls multiple times with embarrassing viruses/pop-ups/issues.

Warnings: References to or descriptions of masturbation, frottage, handjobs, blowjobs, fingering, anal sex, light bondage, blindfolded sex, and facials. Oh, and there’s also swearing, alcohol use, references to drug use, and a bit of mild angst. 

Author’s Note: Written for the 2014 CrissColfer Big Bang. Thank you as always to the wonderful controlofwhatido for the support and the ass-kicking beta! And thank you, thank you, thank you to alittledizzy for the prompt, the cheerleading, and the conversation that probably saved this entire fic. And, of course, the beautiful artwork! (IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL click it and looook!)

Chris holds his cell phone in one hand and stares at the telephone number on the screen. So, it’s come to this, he thinks grimly.

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Porn Tech Support

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Got my project done.

Firstly first, I am drilled to get it done in a week. Got it officially done in 4 days.

After Effects, Photoshop and Premier Pro.

The film is a little shaky and the holograms are weird looking cause yea, I have no time to fine tune it. The lecturer loves it sooooo… *shrugs*

crisscolfer December Fic Roundup

Massive rec list of crisscolfer fic that’s been posted in December! I started this mostly so I could keep track of things I haven’t had a chance to read yet, but it seemed useful enough to post. 

I’ll keep adding to this as needed. If I’ve missed anything, please let me know! 

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