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Do the (Hedge)'Hog

@benignmilitancy, little something something I wrote.

Sonic; “Uh-oh, Tails, here comes Eggman now.”

*Eggman is coming in with an army of badniks and robots towards Sonic and Tails.*

Eggman: “ATTENTION, HEDGEHOG! YOU ARE OUTNUMBERED BY THE THOUSANDS! SURRENDER NOW, AND YOUR DEATH SHALL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS!”

Sonic: “Guess I’ll just have to crack of some dance moves on his army, and make them useless.”

Eggman hears this and flies up. "You? Defeat an army by dance? I’d love to see you try!“

Sonic: "All right, Eggface You asked for it.
I’m gonna teach you how to do the (Hedge)‘Hog”

Eggman: “The 'Hog? What the hell kind of lame dance is that?!" 

Sonic: "THIS! Hit the boom box, Tails!”

*Tails gladly pulls out a boom box and presses PLAY on it.*

Sonic: ♪ “Well, if I take my leg
And stick it in the air,
And then I take the other one
And jam it right up there, 
I spin myself around
And come hard like a log, 
Now I’m doin’ the 'hog!

*Sonic starts breaking the badniks* Uh, do the 'hog, 'hog
Uh, do the 'hog

Bet my spines I'm doin’ the 'hog!”

Eggman: “Damn you SONIC! Stop that this instant!”

Sonic ignores him. ♪ “Well, now, first I take my leg…
And I stick it in the air…
And then I take the other one…
And I jam it right up… there…
I spin myself around…
And come hard like a log…

Now I’m doin’, yeah
Now I’m doin’ the 'hog!

All right now, yeah,
Do the 'hog, 'hog,
Do the 'hog

Before you know your robots are losing a cog!”

Eggman: “NO! MY ARMY!" 

Sonic defeats the rest of the robots to the beat. ♪ "I said the 'hog, 'hog
Do the 'hog,

Bet my spines I'm doin’ the 'hog!
Yeah, Bet my spines I'm doin’ the 'hog!

Oh yeah, well, I’m doin’ the 'hog

I said the 'hog, 'hog
Do the 'hog

Yeah, do the 'hog, 'hog
Well, do the 'hog

Do the hedge hedge hedge hedgehog
Do the 'hog
Yeah, do the 'hog

Do the hedge hedge hedgehog
Yeah, do the 'hog”

*Sonic defeats all the badniks, leaving a mess everywhere of robot parts*

Eggman: “NO!!!! GRRRRR, I’LL BE BACK HEDGEHOG!” *He flies off in a huff*

Tails: “10/10 Sonic!”

Sonic: “Heh, you’re too kind, Tails. Now lets get out of here.”