teavee time

my fav quotes all said/done by christian borle in charlie +TCF


*kisses augustus’ hand while augustus tries to reach out to him*


or you’ll get SUCKED UP THE PIPE.


bones in the toffee, disGUsTinGggGgg. *shivers*


remember, you talk, you DIE.


hey charlie, look in there! heHEHEEH. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.


aaH iT TICKLES WHEN IT FALLS DOWN.


kids: that sounds amazing!

christian: - DOESNT IT!!!??!???


if you get blueberry, berry, berry bad.


i’m sure she’ll be fine.. *runs away*


MY SWORD IS AS SWIFT AS LIGHTNING.


shimmie! *shimmies*


oh dear, may i help? *stomps phone to pieces*


EVERYTHING TICKLES.


veruca what happened to your face? oh you look like that to begin with, i do apologize.


*something bad about to happen to mike* mike…….. no………stop ……..


this tour’s been a dISASTER. *throws body*


how DARE YOU INSULT MY WORK. *squares up to grandpa joe*