teasing is not even fun

One of my absolute favorite things about Young Justice is the mind link. Seriously, just imagine all of the crazy stuff the team can do when they can actually read each other’s minds during a mission:  

- Infinite Rickrolls 
- Wally making an obvious effort to not call Robin “Dick” when they’re linked and getting really frustrated   
- Being spoiled about Christmas presents and surprise parties 
- When one member gets hurt everyone feels it 
- Dick and Wally trying to see how loud they can scream in their minds until Kaldur starts yelling at them  
- Something blows up and everyone simultaneously goes “same" 
- Everyone cringing when Conner and M'gann have really loud dirty thoughts about each other 
- Hearing Kaldur mentally sigh at least fifteen times a mission 
- When one person has a song stuck in their head, everyone gets the song in their head  
- This of course leads to the entire team becoming a silent choir as they all mentally belt out Let It Go together while beating up bad guys 
- When Raquel first joined, they learned that ”??????“ makes an actual sound in ones head 
- Zatanna thinking backwards and giving everyone a headache 
- They even linked up Wolf once just to see what it was like and they heard weird stuff like “Boy? Boy is bird?? He is puppy??? Need cuddles??? Must protect!!!” “Superboy!💗💗💗💗 Human! Best human! Best human in whole world!” “I good boy?? Treats????” “BANE BAD. KILL BANE. HE HURT BABIES?!?!?! BITE. BITE. BITE!!! I TREATS??? I DID GOOD??????” It was definitely a learning experience about how dogs work, and they also learned about how Wolf sees Robin as a small puppy in need of protection, so that was fun to tease him about.  
- Conner screams even in his mind 
- There is no privacy whatsoever, so that’s how the team learned things about each other that they will definitely regret knowing 
- Artemis and Wally flirting all the time just to make everyone uncomfortable
- Falling asleep on stakeouts leads to seeing each other’s dreams and even interacting in them
- Once Wally had a nightmare about his father and everyone saw it, though Wally had no idea and was confused when they spent the rest of the week being really nice to him
- On really traumatic missions, sometimes one member will get flashbacks and all of them see it too  
- Dick singing Bohemian Rhapsody for five hours straight 
- The team learning that M'gann curses like a sailor in her head  
- Kaldur mentally goes “WTF” so many times they lost count 
- Silently judging everyone together 

I just really love the mind link concept okay? 

Signs a Guy Could Like You

♥‿♥side note: Obviously these are just generalisations, you can’t have a list of things which apply to everyone in an entire gender. Also these signs will show depending how confident they are because everyone acts differently

Body Language//How They Act

-He stands close to you even though there’s lots of space

-He makes a lot of eye contact when talking, especially if you’re talking in a group but he looks at you

-He looks at your lips sometimes

-You catch him staring at you (more than 8 seconds scientifically suggests it’s a big sign)

-Glances across a room, if he does this more than 3 times then it’s a big sign

-He might fidget or even sweat when around you due to nerves

-He touches his hair before or while talking with/ being around you

-He breaks the touch barrier, e.g: touches your hair, hand or arm (anywhere really)

-You notice he makes an effort to look good

-He faces his body towards you, in your direction

-Smiles at you for no particular reason

-He tilts his head to side (because he’s trying to read what you’re feeling)

-Changes the way he acts when he notices your presence

- Their eyebrows raise and pupils dilate just a little when they first look at you (these are the best signs but the trickiest to catch)

- They sit with open legs 


-Tries to keep conversations interesting and brings up a lot of subjects

-Gives you his full attention

-Maybe even tries to keep conversations short due to nerves

-Words things in a way that prolongs the conversation

-Possibly tones down the cursing if you don’t speak in that way

-Asks questions about you

-Brings up things from past conversations

-Doesn’t just talk about things he’ll find interesting

-If they tell a joke in a group, there eyes will flicker to you in order to see if you laughed

-Shares personal things with you or secrets which he doesn’t tell anyone else about

Types of Flirting

-Tries to impress you by bragging or pointing out things he thinks you’ll find impressive, like stuff he knows or can do

-Behaving differently with you, especially in a group

-Starts acting protective, e.g: seems to appear or stand closer when your giving someone else your attention

-May even flirt with other girls to see your reaction, this is quite easy to spot if he glances over at you to see if you’ve noticed

-If he only flirts with you and no one else that’s a great sign

-Laughs at all your jokes (even a little longer than he should)

-Teasing !!!

-Makes fun of or jokes about other guys you know and hang out with

-Compliments, even the small minor ones which seem like nothing

Ways You Can Find Out

- Adopt certain postures when you’re together that aren’t too obvious e.g: hands in pockets or cross your ankles. Stuff that they can see in their line of vision but wouldn’t consciously address. After sitting like that for awhile, see if they have also adopted the same, or a similar, position. Humans tend to subconsciously mimic the physicality of those they are attracted to

- Look at their face for a few seconds (2-4) and then look away. After a second, look back at them. if they hold eye contact with you, that’s a sign they’re interested

-Say something softly or quietly and see if he leans in to hear you, and does he stay closer afterwards

-Pay attention to how his friends act, if he’s told them about you or they’ve worked it out themselves you’ll usually be able to notice by them

-Change up your look, add something or do something different and if he notices and even comments on it, then it’s a sign

Hopefully this is helpful to someone!!! This list was a collab with the amazing blog @datesfordummies ! check them out <3 I’ll also be collabing with them on one of their posts soon ♥ let me know what you’d like me to make a big post on next ^_^

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anonymous asked:

If nO hOnEyMuStArD hOw AbOuT cHeRrYbErRy b0i

Y’all honestly, please stop asking about ships please

jaderbugz  asked:

person: *walks in on peter and yn* HA I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE HAVING SEX // yn is just sitting next to peter and reading a book. yn turns to peter, "we're having sex? dude, why didn't you tell me?"

Peter Parker x (f)Reader x Brother!Flash

Words: 423

A/N: jadyn and i talked about this and i was like yooo imagine flash is your brother and he does this and she told me to do it. so i did.

You sat on your bed, next to your boyfriend, Peter Parker. While you were reading your new book, Peter was doing homework to try and keep himself awake. He was running on very little sleep because of how late he has been staying up lately, waiting to see is Mr. Stark needs him for any last minute missions. 

Of course, you know about Peter being Spider-Man. Honestly, it’s not that hard to figure out. Plus, after you two started getting close, he told you. Partially because Ned hated being the only one who knew, partially because he trusted you. Well, he also forgot that your brother is Flash, the person who torments him.

Flash knew you two were dating, which only made teasing Peter even more fun for him. Peter still hated, but when he’s dating you, the teasing never stops.

It was quiet in your room while you both did your individual work, but you checked up on Peter from time to time to make sure he was still among the living. Which most times he only replied “only on the outside.” For some reason, was painfully hilarious.

After an hour of sitting next to each other with very little talking and a few little grunts when either of you shifted, the door was being thrown open.

“Ha! I knew you guys were having sex!” Your brother pointed at the two of you on the bed. It started with an excitable look on his face, then after realization, his smile faded into embarrassment.

You looked to Peter who was already looking at you with confused eyes. “We’re having sex? Dude, why didn’t you tell me? I would have at least put my book down!” You joked back.

“Oh, yeah, and I would have put my homework on the floor,” Peter laughed, both of you looking at Flash.

“But…I could have sworn,” Flash groaned.

You rolled your eyes so hard that you thought they were going to fall out of your head. “Where did you even get the idea that we were having sex? It’s been quiet for about an hour…wouldn’t you think you would have known?” You laughed a bit, then looked between Peter’s flustered face and your brother’s confusion. “Maybe you should just walk away, close the door, and we’ll all forget this happened. ‘Kay?” You smiled.

“Okay, (Y/N),” Both Peter and Flash replied at the same time, and Flash closed the door. Peter knew he didn’t have to agree, but he was so used to it that he involuntarily agreed with Flash- which would most likely never happen again.

Game of Thrones Preference: They're attracted to you

Originally posted by kirysek


Joffrey liked keeping you in his company all the time, if it was possible. But a fact he loves you – it was something he never allowed himself to admit. Moreover a fear of rejection was too big. What if you laughed at him? He was a king and such shame would be hard to handle. It would hurt his pride. But when Cersei started to arrange marriage with Margaery he knew he must tell what he felt for you. Or he’ll lose you forever.



Originally posted by neverwillknow

Sansa was your very close friend. So it took some time for her to realize what she felt for you was actually something more than friendship. She decided to keep it as a secret because she was unsure how would you react. If you didn’t take a first step and confess, your love would probably stay only platonic.



Originally posted by netflixruinedmylifeimagines

Jaime was surprised he could be so attached to someone else than his sister. True, you had blue eyes and blonde hair but it was all new for him. You started spending more and more time together and it meant getting closer. One day Jaime found you crying in the garden. You refused to tell him what happened and he let it be. But he promised to himself he’ll never make you suffer like this.



Originally posted by elputoduke

Ramsay eliminated every man who just looked at you. What if one of them confessed before him? And steal you away? You belonged to him. You were his, you’ve always been. You just didn’t know yet. But it was a small detail. Something he didn’t have to worry about. He already had a plan in his wicked mind how to make you officially his. How to make you his lady.



Originally posted by beautifuloblivions

Daenerys always stared at you. She could stare for a couple of minutes which was very uncomfortable. But she had a reason. She was wondering why did she feel affection towards a woman. On top of that towards someone like you. She was aware there was nothing special to be so amazed by you but she simply was. Once she was sure what she felt was really love, she went straight to a point and confessed to you.



Originally posted by antoinwonderland

Tyrion showed he cared for you more than for anybody else in a very specific way. Whenever Joffrey tried to raise a hand to you, Tyrion showed up and saved you. Even when Joffrey was insulting you, he slapped him without any regret. He didn’t mind he’ll be punished later. All what mattered was he defended you successfully.



Originally posted by besidethewall

Oberyn had many sexual interests. And he didn’t try to hide it. You were also one of them. But unlike others, he never had you. You knew who prince Oberyn was and you weren’t interested in one night stand. Everytime he got close to you, you avoided eye contact and walked away. And exactly your ‘‘playing hard to get‘‘ (how Oberyn liked to call it) moved his heart and for the first time in his life he felt something.



Originally posted by sansaclgane

Tommen didn’t know how to tell you. Everytime he tried to confess, he got nervous and lost his words. Like this, he failed countless times. It was enough for him. So instead of telling you he loves you, he was surrounding you with presents. Usually with beautiful dresses or expensive jewels only a king could afford. He just needed to wait for a right time which didn’t come yet.



Originally posted by noodlejumper

Yara didn’t hesitate to show she was highly interested in you. Not even in a middle of a crowd of people. Whenever you appeared in her sight, she whistled, checking you from head to toes. She also tried to get you with pick up lines but you just blushed and looked at the ground. Yara knew you were shy but it was what made teasing you even more fun.

anonymous asked:

Do you think Spider-Man's metabolism is extra fast? What do people think of him always being hungry if so? And is it compounded by him being a teenager? Is he scared he won't grow because he can never get enough nutrition? Ton of questions, I'm sorry... but I wonder about whether the poor kid ever gets enough to eat 'cause heaven knows it never seems like the teenage boys I know do and it makes me concerned/curious (concernioused?) for what it'd be like for one with an extra fast metabolism.

Anon, I know this has been in my inbox for an eternity, (sorry) 

Peter is always worried about gaining and keeping his weight on, always. Peter will probably never stop worrying. 

  • Peter was already a skinny guy when he got bitten. And as a kid that was asthmatic, pron-to illness, and never really liked sports, Peter hadn’t expected to bulk up at all. 
  • But once he became a web-slinging hero he had to really watch his food intake. (and not in the way a normal teenage boy might have too) 
  • Peter noticed two things right off the bat- 
  1. He was always hungry, always. No matter how much Peter ate he somehow always felt like he had room for more. 
  2. If he didn’t eat to replace all the calories he burned on patrols he would lose weight fast. Like unhealthily fast. 
  • Peter kind of figures that having an extra fast metabolism and a healing factor was worth the vicious animal that was now his stomach. But the teenager would be lying if he said it didn’t make him nervous. 
  • And it worried him for a couple reasons-
  1. The main thing that troubled Peter was the fact that Aunt May and he just didn’t have enough income to support his stomach, and Peter didn’t know what else to do about that other than getting a job and eating less.
  2. Peter also worried about how the lack of food must be affecting his body (if his obvious ribs and hips were anything to go by) than he was guessing not good.

(I privately head-canon- that because of not having enough food Peter never grew to his full height. (This isn’t to be construed into me thinking Aunt May didn’t do her absolute best, or that Peter was starving to death) I just think it’s a realistic thing to have happen- because if Peter could have enough food to fill him every single day, he would eat them out of a house quite literally)

  • Aunt May definitely noticed Peter’s garbage disposal of a stomach and she makes sure to cook more food and give Peter bigger helping on his plate. (she did it slowly so that Peter wouldn’t notice) 
  • Peter’s classmates also notice Peter’s new found appetite, and some people (MJ and Gwen) will pass him power bars or give him some of their food at lunch. 
  • While his other peers (Flash) make fun of him for it and tease him, (even forcing Peter to eat food off the floor-“hey aren’t you always hungry Puny Parker?! This looks good!”
  • Though I will say- when Flash once caught Peter changing in the locker rooms (Peter always changed in a stall so that people wouldn’t see how skinny he was, or his random bruises from patrol) the bully got really concerned-
    “Parker, who did that to you?”
    “Who Parker, who?” 
    “I- I was skateboarding-”
    “That’s a load of crap, Par- Peter,” 
    “It’s just a few scrapes leave me alone, Flash” 
  • (Peter is pretty sure that Flash now thinks he’s being abused, but there’s nothing he can do about that now) And Flash kind of left Peter alone after that. (Though concerned and worried looks were levered his way now, often) 
  • The superhero community takes notice of the Spidey’s black hole of a stomach after hanging out with the teenager, and they all shove food at Peter too. 
  • Though at first Spidey was all spluttery and embarrassed, and the teen didn’t want to take their charity or pity. (Cuze sometimes the kid is a stubborn dork) But after some of them explained- “you do a lot for this city, it’s the least we can do to feed you kiddo”- in a few words or less, Peter now takes the food happily. 
  • The Fantastic Four have him over for dinners and when Peter hangs out with Johnny there are always snacks and or takeout. And it doesn’t really feel like charity, it just feels like family.
  • The Avengers will ‘trick’ Spidey into coming over after they’ve patrolled/battled together- “we need to check that wound, kid, come back to the Tower” -and then let the Spider stuff his face after they’ve stitched him up. 
  • Daredevil doesn’t dottle around the subject, he just throws food at the teenager with an exasperated (but fond) “I could hear your stomach growling from three blocks away, eat dammit.”   

So overall, Peter’s fast metabolism is a problem. But not one that he can’t deal with. And hey there are worse problems than always being hungry, he’ll grow out of it, right? RIGHT!? 

NCT 127 reacting to you putting your hands up their top when you’re tired

anonymous asked:

Could I request a monsta x and nct 127 reaction where you always put your hand in/up their top when you are tired xx

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His reaction will be based on how long you two have been dating. If it had only been a couple of months he’d be really surprised and confront you about it, but when you tell him it’s one of your habits he lets it go. It doesn’t stop him from getting nervous about it when you do it though, but if you were dating for a while now he’d be used to it and wouldn’t complain at all.

‘Huh… Oh Y/N it’s just you, are you sleepy again?’

Originally posted by taeiljaeh


He would start giggling as he felt your hands creep up his shirt unconsciously, he’d turn to look at you to see what you were up to only to see you were struggling to stay awake. After this had happened a few times now he’d realise it was a little cute habit of yours and would secretly love it. He’d giggle everytime he felt your hands brush against his stomach and would think to himself how he managed to find such an adorable girlfriend.

‘Woahh. My jagiya is so cute~’

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou


Would squirm under your cold touch and would ask you what you’re doing, when you answer him saying it’s a habit you’ve always had and apologise he’d say it’s fine. Although he finds it quite uncomfortable seeing as your hands were really cold he wouldn’t say anything but instead would put his hands over yours and rub gently to try and warm you up. Would be really flustered on the inside though and would be letting out a few nervous laughs whilst trying to show you he doesn’t mind your habit.

‘Yahh Y/N you’re hands are so cold, let me warm them up for you.’

Originally posted by ncitytrash


God forbid. You having this habit only builds up his ego and confidence even more than before. When he felt your hands work their way up the back of his shirt an instant smirk came on his face. He’d remove your hands and turn to face you only to see your pout. Would instantly laugh at the fact that you loved your hands up his shirt so much and would tease you forever, would probably even tell the other members about your sleeping habits.

‘Wow you really like me that much huh? Don’t blame you, who wouldn’t want their hands on this.’

*Starts to dance his bit from limitless*

Originally posted by taeyongaegyo


He’s probably the only member that would make the biggest fuss over it, you made the mistake of putting your hands under his shirt and snuggling into his side in front of the dreamies, but you couldn’t help it as you were very very tired. Usually he wouldn’t be bothered but after you did that he’d constantly nag at you, the only time he wouldn’t nag is when you were both sleeping, then he’d let you out your hands wherever you wanted.

‘Yah not here there’s young children around what’s wrong with you!’

Originally posted by zeusmayo


Loves it. Loves it. Loves it. The first time you did it he asked you about it out of curiousity, after finding out it was habit he’d find you oh so much cuter. Everytime you do it he sneaks photos of you and shows them to the members saying how adorable and cute you are. Falls more in love with you every time he finds something new about you and enjoys showing you off to other people, even complete strangers.

‘Hyung look at her! This is her habit I told you about! Isn’t she adorable~’

Originally posted by blackgirlslovebts


Would get super flustered tbh, poor bean would be awkward af and not really know what to do. You told him about your tendencies when you’re tired and he had told you that it was fine. Although when you did it in front of the members he thought he was going to die from being so flustered, his eyes darted everywhere as the members teased him. He didn’t mind though cuz even though he was getting made fun of he couldn’t help but think how cute you are.

‘E-erm… go to sleep Y/N… y-you must be tired.’

Originally posted by bro-do-you-even-chogiwa


You both would just be sitting together on the sofa when you snuggle into his side and one of you hands traveled up his back and the other rested on his stomach. He looked down at you alarmed and was struggling to think of anything to say, you left him speechless as you soon fell asleep soundly. He didn’t want to wake you up yet he also didn’t want the members to walk and see you both like this, especially Haechan. He decided it was best to just let you sleep soundly and he’ll explain it to the members when they walk in, when he confronts you about it later he’d be awkward af but when he learns it’s your habit he decides that he needs to suck it up and get used to it.

A-ah okay… a habit. Then it’s okay, feel free to do it w-whenever you’re tired i g-guess!’

Originally posted by texting-nct


He would be a cocky little shit honestly, much like Yuta but more teasing than egoistical. You told him about your habit beforehand so he would know what to expect, although when it happened he didn’t think it’d be as cute as he originally thought. He didn’t let you know that of course, instead he’d say something like someone help and get this leech off of me. Would probably take photos only to tease you and show you for when you wake up, but would also look at them in secret cuz so cuteee.

‘Why would you look at that? The leech is back for more, I must be amazing or something as she always come for me, strange that isn’t it?’

Originally posted by 1aeil

anonymous asked:

omg can you write a hc for drunk race please? ily

honestly this is such a good one there’s a lot of potential here lol so sorry for the length. also this is newsies!race since the preference wasn’t specified hope that’s fine!

  • first of all, every newsie in their right mind wouldn’t even think about giving race alcohol
  • so every time he shows up with it, which isn’t all too often tbh, no one even knows how he got it in the first place
  • but then again no one even knows how he really got his signature cigars, so at this point everyone just assumes that race is either really awful with money management or he’s just really good at stealing things
  • it’s the second one
  • but anyway, you know how race acts towards weisel when he’s buying papes? that whole like teasing, flirty “i’ll call ya sweetheart if you spot me 50 papes” thing?
  • that’s drunk race
  • that’s exactly him right there except 10x worse
  • he gets all physical and clingy and giggly and flirty towards all the newsies and he’s met with different kinds of reactions
  • jack is the most used to it having known race for a long time. he’s at the point where he just plays along, flirting back, letting race hang onto him, etc. while also making sure he isn’t overdoing it with the alcohol
  • (“hiiii jackyy” “how’s my fave boy doing?” “better now that you’re here now dollface” “aww thanks pal” “d’ya love me jack?” “always baby. now have some water so you won’t be grippin’ so hard when you wake up in the morning.”)
  • davey gets super shy and embarrassed but not in a bad way. his face gets super red whenever race is all over him since he’s not used to attention like that, but he usually doesn’t fend off his advances 
  • (“hey davey?” “yeah?” “you have… the prettiest eyes” “oh my god race” “seriously they’re like two big, green jewels” “race please” “waitwait waait don’t move imma get in closer to look” “r a c e”)
  • crutchie loves drunk race. it’s cause he loves how normal race is all sarcastic, snarky comments and bad attitudes while drunk race is full of love, affection, and sentiment. once race sobers up, crutchie’s always there to tease and remind him of all the sappy things he’s done 
  • (“c’mon race we had such a beautiful moment yesterday” “crutchie i swear to god-“ “gather round boys and girls cause i’m about to tell the tale of how race spent 20 minutes improvising poetry about all the things he loves about me-“ “say one more word and you’ll be wakin’ up in the mornin’ with two bum legs.” “i love you too bud.”
  • albert is the biggest victim out of all of them tho lol. cause since race is p much his best friend (even though they always nag, tease, and make fun of each other) and they’re “roommates” in the sense that they sleep in close quarters, he’s always the one who has to deal with race the morning after, along with also receiving a decent amount of the flirting and clinginess. 
  • (“race. c’mon get up the morning’ bell rang like 5 minutes ago.” “nngggghhhhh” “…don’t make me do it.” “*slowly looks up, looking like death, anger blazing in his eyes* you wouldn’t da-“ “*uses a metal pipe to SLAM the metal railing repeatedly* WAKEY WAKEY MR. HIGGINS TIME TO START THE DAY!!!” “if i wasn’t half dead, tomorrow’s pape would be reporting the death of an ugly orphan boy who toppled over the railing and smashed his brains in, i swear to god.” “drunk race would never treat me like this, he loves me.” “drunk race is dead. and so are you.” “*screeching*”)

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You’re Not Tall Enough; 2320 words

Usually Even hated being around drunk people when he was sober.

Truth be told, he wasn’t actually that keen on drunk people when he was drunk either.  Alcohol had never really been his thing; he had always preferred something a bit, uh, greener.

But seeing Isak absolutely wasted was proving more amusing than anything else Even could remember in recent history.  He was currently stood up on the sofa with Eva – it was always Eva who pushed Isak over the edge from drunk to wasted – racing her to finish a cup of some horrifyingly strong concoction Vilde had created.  Everyone was crowded around them chanting drink drink drink like some ridiculous TV show scene.

What wasn’t ridiculous, though, was the delighted look on Isak’s face when he swallowed down the last of his drink and tossed the cup aside.  His cheeks were flushed and his eyes were bright and he was smiling so wide that Even didn’t even care that he’d be nursing a hungover Isak for the entirety of the next day.

He’d do anything to see Isak’s face lit up like that.

He joined the rest of the crowd in cheering for Isak, who was up on the sofa basking in his moment of glory that he probably wouldn’t remember the next day.

When people asked later how he knew what was about to happen he tells them he knew from the way Isak blinked.  One second his eyes were bright, but after an uncoordinated looking blink they were completely vacant and Even was surging forwards with the bin firmly in his grasp.

He thrust the receptacle into Isak’s face mere seconds before his boyfriend lurched forwards and vomited.  The crowd that had been cheering him and Eva on quickly dispersed, not wanting to be in the splash zone.  Even was vaguely aware of Eva squealing that Isak throwing up meant she was the real winner seeing as she’d held her liquor, but he was a bit too preoccupied with keeping the bin under Isak’s chin to defend his boyfriend’s honour as the rightful winner.

Once Isak stopped retching Even walked him slowly away from the main bustle of the party.  He ended up sitting a very drunk Isak down on Eva’s doorstep with the bin in his lap, hoping the cool night air would sober him up a bit.

“Still having fun, baby?” Even couldn’t help but teasing as he knelt in front of Isak.

“Don’t call me that, I have a boyfriend!” Isak slurred.  He managed to sound outraged even in his drunken state.

“I know?  I am the boyfriend?” Even frowned.  Isak stared hard at him; his lips were pursed in a very unimpressed fashion and his alcohol-glazed eyes managed to convey a severe lack of belief at Even’s statement.

“You’re not tall enough t’be my boyfriend.” Isak shook his head for a second before groaning and doubling back over the bin, retching some more.  And damn, that was the first time in his life Even had been told he wasn’t tall enough for something.

“I’m crouching, Isak.  You’re sat down?” Even tried to explain as he rubbed Isak’s back, but Isak was having none of it.

“No, no!  Even didn’t want t’come out tonight; he’s at home!” Isak insisted.  And yeah, okay, Even hadn’t really wanted to watch all his friends get blitzed when he was just coming out of a depressed few weeks but he also didn’t want to be apart from Isak when he was finally feeling like himself again.

“You know what: I think it’s time we got you home.” Even suggested.  If Isak was so drunk he couldn’t even recognise his boyfriend of almost a year then it was probably time to call it a night.

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Infatuation (epilogue)

Originally posted by qt-taehyungssi

“Six months ago if someone had asked me if I liked Kim Taehyung, I would have scoffed in their face and brushed them away, not giving the fuckboy another thought. But today…”

Genre: Fluff | Angst
Members: Taehyung x Reader
Word count: 4427

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Yugyeom Imagine - Video (Smut)

A/N - A nice little anon requested Yugyeom smut! This was so fun to write omg I hope all you Yugyeom stans like this one~

Oooooppppp I heard requests are open,, ok so can I request a heavy smut w yugyeom when you send him a video where you played w your breasts and he goes crazy??

Yugyeom let out a few deep breaths. He was at the dance studio rehearsing some new routines he had choreographed. The whole thing left him feeling hot and sweaty. All he wanted to do was collapse on a bed and sleep, preferably with his girlfriend right beside him. He missed you a lot. Because of his hectic schedule, he didn’t get to see you half as much as he wanted to. If it were up to Yugyeom, he’d spend every waking hour with you. Actually just every hour possible. He was so deeply in love with you it almost hurt how much he cared about you. You were his first true love and that made it all ever the more potent. Sitting down on the bench, he took a large drink of water and picked up his phone to see what messages awaited him. 

There were a handful of texts from the members asking how practice was going and when he’d get home but Yugyeom was more focused on the snapchats from you. He opened up the app and clicked on your name, causing the first image to pop up on his screen. It was an innocent enough photo of you with a cute filter over your face. Yugyeom noticed you were wearing a little silk robe but tried to ignore the response it ignited in him. The next picture came up on screen and this time the silk robe was balanced ever so carefully on your shoulders, showing Yugyeom the lack of clothes beneath it. It was positioned so he could see a hint of black lace beneath the red silk but not too much so that you could still tease him a little. Yugyeom bit his lip as he waited for the next image to appear but this time and video played on his screen. You had now completely abandoned the silk robe leaving the black laced underwear on full display for him. You ran your hands over your chest, making sure Yugyeom wasn’t missing anything. He watched the short video and as soon as it had ended, he grabbed his things and bolted out of the practice room. Dancing could wait. For now he had a little problem that only you could fix. 

Meanwhile you were waiting at home for Yugyeom to open the messages. When you saw he had seen them, you waited eagerly for a reply. As you sat on the bed, your phone buzzed signalling a message.
‘You’re getting it when I get back home.’ The message read. Your heart pounded in your chest at the thought of what Yugyeom had planned for you tonight. He would probably arrive home rather worked up and needy for someone to release that energy into. It excited you thinking about it. Teasing Yugyeom always led to fun evenings and it was especially nice for you since Yugyeom wasn’t usually a very dominant person. But once you got him worked up, there was no way he was letting you have control. Preparing for him to get home, you walked through the apartment, ready to surprise him the moment he stepped inside the door. 

Soon enough, Yugyeom arrived home and he was happy with what he saw.
“Good to see you didn’t start without me,” he said as he slipped his jacket off, his eyes fixated on your body.
“I didn’t want you to miss out on any of the fun.”
“Good. Because you’re mine. And I’m going to have to punish you for teasing me while I was at practice. Lucky for you the boys weren’t there else it could have been worse.”
“Well I can’t have any of them seeing that fucking beautiful body of yours. That’s for my eyes only.”
“Are you actually going to do something with this body or just stand there and talk about it all night?”
“Someone’s feeling feisty tonight.”
“Not feisty, just impatient and desperate for you to touch me.”
“Consider your wish granted,” he whispered as he took a few steps closer to you, his hands on your waist, pulling you in. Yugyeom’s lips touched yours in a hot kiss. You could feel his need for your body just in that one kiss.

Yugyeom’s hands lowered to your hips and he mumbled against your lips for you to jump. Holding you up, Yugyeom stumbled towards the bedroom. The two of you fell to the bed, lips leaving lazy but passionate kisses on the other. Your hands were tangled in Yugyeom’s hair and you wrapped your bare legs around his waist, letting your hips graze against the hardness that had begun to grow. Yugyeom groaned at the contact and moved his lips to your neck. He began to nip at the skin, determined to leave some kind of mark on you. As you lay beneath him, you let your hands wander over his body, tugging at the clothes constricting the porcelain skin. Yugyeom smirked into the kiss, loving how impatient you were. Minutes later the two of you were skin on skin, passionately making out in the dimly lit room. Yugyeom’s hands caressed your skin softly, sending shivers down your spine. He left no part of your skin untouched besides the one place you needed his fingers most. His mouth had slowly made its way down your neck and onto your chest. He swirled his tongue over your soft skin and sucked and nipped in all the right places. His mouth was pure magic. But it wasn’t enough. You needed more and you needed him. But there was no chance you’d be able to control him; Yugyeom was the one setting the pace and he’d be the one to decide when you get to experience your agonising release.

His kisses began to trail down your stomach, making you arch your hips as he reached closer and closer to your dripping core. His tongue playfully played on your sensitive skin and it drove you crazy. The lack of sensation had now been replaced with overwhelming pleasure. The usually slow and passionate pace was long gone and now was rough and needy. A spark had flashed inside of Yugyeom all because of that teasing video you had sent him. You lost yourself in the sensations Yugyeom’s tongue was delivering you. Before you could fully lose yourself in your climax, he pulled away from his spot between your legs and crawled back up to kiss your neck again. He teasingly positioned himself at your entrance, waiting for you to beg for him to give you what you needed. 
“Please, Yugyeom. Stop teasing, please.”
“Hm, I don’t know if you deserve it yet,” he said cheekily, biting his lip as he looked down at your helpless face. You pouted as you tangled your fingers in his hair, hoping he’d be nice and give in to you. Thankfully, you still had him wrapped around your finger so he couldn’t resist you. Yugyeom rolled his hips, pushing his length into you. He let out a soft moan and buried his face in your neck as he increased the pace of his hips.

Moans filled the room as you both fell completely to the pleasure of the moment. Yugyeom was merciless with his thrusts, unable to hold himself back. You could barely hold in your release from how amazing he felt inside you. As he felt you begin to tighten around him, Yugyeom slowed his pace to adjust your leg, holding it up closer to your head so he could pound into you from a new angle. Your moans were higher in pitch and you were almost whining. The sounds you made drove Yugyeom into a frenzy and he could feel his own release quickly building up. Soon, Yugyeom’s thrusts were too much for you and you felt the all too familiar euphoric feeling hit you. Yugyeom was still rolling his hips chasing his own release, leading to you feeling near exhausted from overstimulation. Your breaths very heavy but full of pleasure as you came down from your high. Yugyeom soon reached his own climax and pulled out of you, breathing just as heavy as yours. He collapsed beside you, still reeling from how amazing it felt to be inside you like that. Yugyeom turned his face to look at you, admiring how beautiful you looked with your hair a mess and sweat glistening on your forehead. All he could think about was how much he loved you.

Preference "How they react to you fighting over them"

(Hey guys, I only did the men for this one tonight as i got home late and have to work tomorrow so I wrote as fast as I could. Sorry for the inconvenience but i’ll try i can for the girls tomorrow. Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

Negan-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d get overly excited and wouldn’t be able to hide his joy. He’d laugh and encourage you to keep going, commenting out loud as if it were a sporting event, only to come to a stop as you’d yell at him or he’d see how serious the fight had gotten.

Daryl-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d feel responsible for it and wouldn’t want to see either of you practically hurting yourself in any way over him. He’d barge in somewhat mad at you both for being so childish and just put himself in front of you to make it clear to the other person that you’re his choice.

Rick-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d be surprised to know he was so loved and wouldn’t know what to say or do to handle it all. He’d let it pass a few instances here and there but as he’d soon grow fed up with it and would have to put a term to it, making it clear that he would want no one else but you.

Merle-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d find it too amusing and wouldn’t be able to deny how much it pleased him to see ladies want him so badly. He’d boast about it a lot, ending up annoying everyone, even you with how big of a deal it is to him, only to come to a stop and put an end to it all as you’d threaten to seriously leave him.

Glenn-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d get worried about you and wouldn’t want to stress you out anymore. He’d know himself enough to want no one else but you and would take it upon himself to make it clear to the both of you. He’d have a moment with the other person and tell them to lay off of you.

Carl-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d find it to be childish and would want to resolve the issue as fast as he could. Although at times he’d feel torn apart between you both, once his mind has been made on you, there would be no turning back and he’d make it all stop at an instance, standing up for you.

The Governor-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d play dumb, pretending to not understand the situation, simply to see how persistent you are for him. He’d love nothing more than to know of how possessive you could be for him, hence the whole act, only to put an end to it once he realizes how upset you can get.

Abraham-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d get annoyed by the constant fights he’d have with you because of it all and would put an end to it himself. He’d have time to reflect on whether he wants to be with you or not and once that choice is made, he wouldn’t bullshit anything and just give out his flat out answer.

Eugene-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he wouldn’t really believe it and just be in denial of it, avoiding you both at nearly any instant. He’d be even more nervous to hear about it all and would always come up with another excuse as he explains to someone else what’s happening and would never be clear about his feelings.

Ron-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d be rather thrilled about it but not because two people want him but because of how possessive you are. He’d always have his fun seeing and listening to what you have to do and say to the other person and would stay quiet for the most part until you’d have enough.

Jesus-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d be worried over you both and wouldn’t want there to be any more turmoil within the group. He’d have a talk with you both in private and try his best to resolve everything, even going as far as to threaten to leave the group if neither of you stop.

Dwight-Whenever he catches you fighting over him with someone, he’d hate to see you being hurt in any way and would go out of his way to protect you. He’d always pull you back and take it instead, whether it be words or hits. He’d then himself make it clear that he wants nothing else than to be with you.

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Dear Evan Hansen Superpower AU

- takes place in the x-men universe, so Evan (and the rest of the gang) is a mutant. (If you aren’t familiar with the x-men universe, a mutant is someone who has superpowers because of a genetic mutation) His powers are controlling plants, but he’s not very in control of them, so plants will pop up if he gets really emotional.

- neither of his parents are mutants. In fact, Evan’s powers are why his dad left when he was 7 and hasn’t contacted his former family since.

- Evan was able to get through school without a serious incident until 7th grade. A lot of people witnessed his powers, so his mom pulled him out of school. After that was when he was approached about Charles Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. (School for mutants to learn in a safe environment.) We’ll pretend the school was free for him so he gets to go.

- upon arrival, he’s reunited with an old family friend of his that disappeared from school in 5th grade. Evan never knew why until now. He and Jared share a room together, and Jared’s powers revolve around electricity.

- when he arrives, he also meets Alana, a young (and incredibly gifted) telepath. Evan is upset at first that Alana knows what he’s thinking and knows about pretty much everything he tries to keep secret but Alana is very kind and understanding.

- Evan isn’t very close with Jared or Alana for a long time. He avoids Jared because he thinks Jared dislikes him (because of his sarcasm and the way he teases/makes fun of Evan), and he avoids Alana because even though he knows it’s not her fault, he doesn’t want his mind being read all the time, especially when his anxiety/depression act up and his thoughts become… worrying.

- While Evan misses his mom and felt uncomfortable attending a boarding school far away from her, he thought it was for the best, because he would be out of her way and she wouldn’t be burdened by him (besides during the summertime)

- For his freshman, sophomore, and junior years, nothing changes much. He isolates himself as much as possible, and tries to get by. While he’s better at controlling plants in general, he’s still not in control of the plants that pop up due to his emotions. As his mental state grows worse throughout the years, so does this problem. He’s glad that not many people know about floriography, because then they’d understand his feelings and thoughts.

- Evan goes home each summer. During his summer after junior year when his mental state is at its worst, Evan volunteers at Ellison State Park for a few reasons.

1. He feels like he’s a burden to his mother. He doesn’t want to bother her, so he finds a reason to be out of the house.

2. Since his anxiety and depression has elevated, his issues surrounding his powers have too. His mom had been around for a lot of his life, and she has a pretty good idea of what some plants mean when they show up regarding Evan’s emotions. If he’s at the park all the time, he won’t have to deal with his mom seeing the plants as much.

3. The state park is full of plants, and that’s comforting to him.

- during the summer, evan’s isolation increases his depressive thoughts. There’s usually a variation in the plants that grow near him, but now there’s only been 2 things: love-lies-bleeding, which represents hopelessness, and fungi, which represents loneliness.

- one day, Evan decides to finally go through with a thought that’s been on his mind for a while now. He decides that the tree is the best method, because that can be passed off as an accident if it fails, and it’s the most accessible option. He finds the tallest tree he can, and he climbs it. Leading up to this moment is almost scary, because Evan’s mind is calm for once. No more plants are sprouting up around him. If he had any doubt before, it’s gone as soon as he notices this. When he reaches the top, he hesitates for a moment, but then he lets himself let go of the branch and fall.

- when he wakes up, the first thing he notices are the plants growing around him. Rue, which represents regret. Then he notices the numbness in his arm. He isn’t sure if it’s broken until he tries to move it and marigolds pop up. Pain.

- Evan first calls his mom, but she doesn’t answer. Since his house isn’t far, he decides he’ll just walk. He can’t go to the hospital without her. Ever since they found out about his powers, they avoided Evan going to the hospital if they could. Since Heidi worked there, however, she was able to pull some strings if/when there was an emergency.

- Evan convinces his mom that it was an accident, and he gets his cast put on. When his mom says he won’t be allowed to work at Ellison anymore, he’s glad that the school year is about to start.

- when he gets to school, Jared is immediately telling him about the new kids. The Murphy siblings. Since Jared had arrived a few days prior, he’s met them and already delved into the gossip surrounding them. He tells Evan about their powers; how Zoe Murphy controls water and Connor Murphy controls earth. He tells Evan about how they clash, partly because of their powers, and partly because Connor is apparently “batshit out of his mind.” It’s then that he remembers to tell Evan that he’ll be Connor’s roommate this year; not Jared’s. If Jared notices the Begonias that grow at Evan’s feet, representing the fear he feels, he doesn’t address it.

- Jared barely notices the clunky cast on Evan’s arm, but when he asks and Evan tells him he fell out of a tree, he immediately howls with laughter. “That’s so fucking ironic, oh my god!” Evan mumbles something about needing to check into his room and quickly leaves.

- he runs into Alana before checking into his room, and she immediately calms his nerves by telling about Zoe and Connor, who she’s had a better chance to meet than Jared, since Zoe is her roommate. She tells him that Connor can lash out and doesn’t seem nice at first, but says it’s only because he’s struggling, and that she thinks Evan and Connor will be good friends. He sees her glance at his cast as she says so, but she doesn’t ask about it. She doesn’t have to; both of them know that.

- Evan has to set everything down before knocking on the door of his new room with his good arm. He only has one small suitcase with him, a pillow, and a duffle bag, but this has already proven to be difficult with his cast.

- after a moment, the door is opened and Evan comes face to face with his new roommate, the “infamous” Connor Murphy. After Evan explains that he’s Connor’s roommate, he moves aside to let Evan in. When Evan struggles with his belongings, Connor rolls his eyes before taking the duffle bag and pillow from him and moving to put them on the empty bed next to the window. Evan stutters a thank you before the room falls silent again as Evan unpacks his few things and Connor lays on his bed reading a book.

- after a while, Connor puts down his book, and asks Evan how he broke his arm, startling Evan from his thoughts as he unpacked.

- Evan gives the same excuse that he gave Jared, and after Connor shoots him a disbelieving look, his eyes soften and he says, “well that’s just the saddest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, oh my god,” and he chuckles slightly. Evan grows slightly uncomfortable, because he completely disagrees. He’s heard sadder things, and how he really broke his arm is one of them.

- After about an hour, they leave together (more like they both leave at the same time) to go to dinner. They find that Alana, Jared, and a girl who he can only assume is Zoe are already sitting together, and they both approach their table. Connor looks angry, and Evan assumes it’s because of what Jared told him earlier. He looks to the other girl and sees anger in her face too. Definitely Zoe, then.

- the meal is awkward, as the Murphys are either staring at their plates or glaring at each other, but everyone tries to keep up a light conversation. And by everyone, I mean Alana. Jared is too sarcastic for “light conversation,” Evan is awful at any conversation in general, and the Murphys are almost livid due to each other’s presence.

- plants occasionally sprout in the cracks of the tiled floor, or even pop up on his plate, but the others don’t seem to notice.

- after dinner, everyone returns to their respective rooms.

- After getting ready for bed, and offering Connor a weak goodnight, the lights are shut off and Evan is left to his thoughts. He doesn’t know what the future will entail, especially since he can’t imagine himself being there for it. Evan drifts to sleep as his thoughts are manifested in the plants that grow as he drifts to sleep.

Edit: I published the first chapter of this au on ao3 (username lakenpeter)

Requested by the wonderful @justanothersaltandburn​ : J2M sneaking a quickie backstage at a convention before someone has to do a panel.

Warning: Jensen x Jared x Misha, smut, blow job, anal sex

Word Count: 1300ish

A/N: I’ve never written this pairing before, and it was a hell of a lot of fun. Hope you enjoy, y’all! XOXO

“Guys,” Misha warns, “this is not the time for this.”

Jared only laughs. “I think this is the exact time for this. What do you think, Jen?”

Jensen isn’t laughing, and the set of his jaw makes Misha’s fingers and toes curl a little. “Couldn’t agree more,” he murmurs.

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EXO: they dislike you at first, but end up falling in love

Summary: they don’t like you for some reason, but you’d end up getting along through a mutual friend/teasing another friend and they end up falling in love with you~💜

Xiumin:  I think if he really didn’t like someone for some reason, he’d avoid them. But when it came to you, for some reason he didn’t want to avoid you even though he didn’t know what exactly he felt towards you. While you were playfully teasing Sehun as always, he congratulated you on a nice comeback and gave you a high five. This would make him really confused bc he’s like…why did I hold her hand longer than I needed to? Do I like her tf?? You’d definitely notice the change in the atmosphere when he realized he liked you.

Originally posted by daenso

Suho:  ahh, he really isn’t the type to have beef with anyone, and would definitely have told you to your face that you and him don’t get along. Since you didn’t talk often, it was only when you were making fun of Kai and the way he dances, when Junmyeon laughed and nodded his head. He then also agreed with you, stating that Kai dances way too provocatively and it was too funny. After then, he might come up to you eventually and apologize for being rude way back then…he just didn’t know how he felt towards you, but now he’s sure.

Originally posted by lawlliets

Lay:  getting him to NOT like you is the problem. It’s more of a matter that he doesn’t really pay attention to you, or vice versa. He knows you’re close friends with Baekhyun, and that you tease other often, and lately he’s been taking notice of how cute you really are when you giggle at Baek’s expressions. He’ll ask Baekhyun if he could introduce him to you formally, and he’d be in awe bc he finally took notice of how nice and beautiful you really were. He’s planning on wooing you now, ofc.

Originally posted by justforluhan

Baekhyun:  he isn’t as petty as some of the other members, and would definitely have a good reason for not liking you at first. It was most likely a misunderstanding, like thinking you’re in love with another member while he himself has a huge crush on you. He’d begin to ignore you, but can’t help himself when you’re both trying to prank Suho on his birthday. You’ll find out about his feelings one late night, and he’d confess that was the reason why he didn’t bother getting close to you.

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Chen:  yeah, he’s the other petty member. He wouldn’t need a reason to not like you, he’d just get the wrong impression bc he isn’t the best judge of character. Sometimes he’d have compititions with you on who can piss of Minseok the most, and over time he sees you more often and starts to question himself. He’d realize that he truly was stupid for thinking you were something else than you are, and would kick himself for not getting to know to earlier.

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Chanyeol:  (ok remember exo next door? Pretty much like that lmao) he’d known you since you were a little kid, and somehow drifted off as you grew older. When Sehun introduced you as his newest friend, Chan was in shock and disbelief that you didn’t remember him. He’d try his best to give you little hints as you’re hanging out with Sehun, and get annoyed when you’re not picking up on them. Eventually he’d shove Sehun out of the way and tell you that he was your childhood friend. Might confess that he also had a huge crush on you, and after not meeting for years, he’s happy that now he has another chance to make you fall for him.

Originally posted by iyeolie

D.O.:  he wouldn’t bother disliking someone when they’re always hanging out with his band mates tbh, he’d just straight up ignore you bc he thinks you’re always this loud and boisterous since you’re close with Chen. One night you’d be looking for Jongdae at their dorms, but Kyungsoo informed you that they were out. He sees that you’re crying, and hesitantly offers that you come inside and tell him what happened. After finding out that you just had a fight with your parents, he’d feel his chest tightening at the sight of your tears for some reason. He’d try his best at comforting you, and apologizes for not getting to know you since you were always around.

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Kai:  tbh he’d be more salty than anything. Like he sees you hanging out with Kyungsoo and he’d get annoyed that you were always teasing him, even when he knows it’s all for fun. It would end with you confronting him bc he’d make it SO obvious that something was off, and ask what you did that made him hate you. His face would soften when he sees that you aren’t joking, and would regret being such a rude idiot in front of someone as sweet as you. He’d for sure apologize and tell you that he meant no harm, and his feelings were just childish.

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Sehun:  he’d get annoyed with Chanyeol for always bringing you up, he really thought you two were in love and secretly dating- and that made his blood boil. “What does that tall limbed noodle have that I don’t?” Is always rolling his eyes when you say something funny or poke fun at Chan, but one day he actually laughs…and he’s trying to figure out why for the rest of the day. He realizes that he really is in love with you, and the fact that you were so close to his best friend made him unhappy. He’d confront you eventually and try to sweep you off your feet, shyly apologizing if he seemed rude or disrespectful in any way before.

Originally posted by sehunicorne