teasing at its best

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Phichit might be the biggest Victuuri shipper, but there’s no way he’s going to let Victor whisk his best friend off to Russia before a few rounds of merciless teasing.


Phichit: And then he started crying! I can’t believe he felt threatened over that. It’s like he forgot he’s the one you’re choosing to marry!

Yuuri: Ha ha…Victor can be a bit extra sometimes.

Phichit: Yes, he is. You two are made for each other.

Yuuri: ?

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stupid sexy draco malfoy 

taking place after harry’s bi awakening

y'know what i was thinking, that the “leave the math to pidge” line makes a lot sense in the context of the episode bc few scenes before that pidge was talking all sciency and we see that keith immediately turned to lance for an explanation about what she had just said (and we know lance explains inside jokes and stuff like that to keith before he even asks now) but he was clueless as keith was. it almost felt like keith was saying “you and i both saw we’re not that good at math before, leave that to pidge and don’t worry”
which makes it even more friendly teasing than it was before to me

Gonna Be a Bit MIA: A PSA

So with no new episode this past weekend, I haven’t been posting a lot on my blog. Instead I’ve been doing what I can to prepare for the coming weekend which the universe has conspired to ensure kills me (metaphorically, though it also promises to be incredibly exhausting physically). I’m currently getting my affairs in order, doing what I can to pad my queue with my three main fics for the next few weeks but I will be a bit MIA until next weekend is finished. I’m going to try desperately to get my thoughts for A. Malcolm sorted and posted for Monday morning as usual but there is a chance I won’t be able to until Tuesday. In addition to finally having the much anticipated reunion dropping this coming weekend, I have my niece’s birthday party to prep for on Saturday and then help host on Sunday (on whatever sleep I manage after staying up and watching the new episode). There is also something else dropping on Sunday that is almost certainly going to leave me an emotional and  incoherent mess (and that’s all you’ll get for now though you’ll be able to find me buried next to @bonnie-wee-swordsman I’m sure). I think three days is the standard for resurrections though so it won’t take too long to emerge from what promises to be one of the most eventful weekends in my Outlander fandom life. And when I do, there will be A LOT to talk about. 

Animorphs October: No-War

Marco, Rachel, Jake, Tobias and I were huddled in an editing bay on campus. Tobias was part of the film program, and had easily gotten us access. We were pretty sure this dark and silent room was the closest we’d get to real privacy for a very long time.

Jake had a map of the city laid out on the table, and was marking it up with lots of red pen. Marco was pacing in a corner, deeper in thought than I’ve ever seen him. Tobias was almost sitting in Rachel’s lap, and Rachel was running her fingers through his hair.

The scene was too still, too meticulous. I suddenly felt that Rachel should be leading a charge, not calming herself. Marco should be scheming, but not scheming himself in circles. Jake didn’t need a map. “No,” I said. “No. We’re coming about this all wrong. Rachel, do you remember when we were kids and we would play tag?”

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just some extremely fluffy, domestic ushioi for the soul. 

A gust of steam rushes out from behind Oikawa the moment he throws the bathroom door open, floating around him like a protective cloud before dissipating into thin air. He runs a soft towel through his wet hair, pajama pants hanging low on his hips, shirt three sizes too large.

He makes his way to the living room couch where he knows Ushijima will be, probably watching a rerun of one of their older matches of the season. He’s long since learned that Ushijima loves watching him play, marveling at his brilliance and his accuracy, his killer instincts and overall skill. Oikawa agrees with him one hundred percent - he is an incredible setter - but that doesn’t make him feel any less embarrassed when Ushijima basically calls him a god with a straight face. Iwaizumi teases him relentlessly about it.

When he sees that familiar tuft of soft brown hair peeking out from above the couch, Oikawa’s face splits into a smile.

“Waka-chan,” he croons, making his way around the couch, “there you are.”

Ushijima mutes the tv- as Oikawa had predicted, it’s their match against Brazil, the fifth one they’d played this season. Difficult, intense, exhilarating.

The celebratory sex that night had been unforgettable.

Ushijima doesn’t even flinch at the now familiar nickname, answering Oikawa’s call with a small smile and the softening of his eyes. Oikawa holds the hairdryer and comb out, eyes large.

“Please? You always do it best.”

Ushijima shakes his head fondly, moving across the couch to where the nearest plug point is. “You ask as if I have a choice.”

Oikawa cackles, “I was trying to be nice.”

“Don’t,” Ushijima advises, plucking the hairdryer out of his hands. “I like you the way you are.”

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some of my favourite things dan says to phil

  • i am proud to call you my friend
  • you’re next to me in my life
  • we’re real friends!
  • phil lester
  • what th-phil
  • you spork
  • any other harmless silly insult
  • stop bullying me
  • “i hate you” or any variant of, said in a voice which implies the opposite
  • that’s not true!

Anonymous: Requesting KuroKen, something funny/cute/fluffy and having to do with luring with food. Something like Kuroo accidentally leaves a pastry he baked in the library study area, and when he goes to back to get it he witnesses his pudding-headed crush eating it with an amazingly cute expression (he stays out of sight). He keeps leaving more baked goods trying to find what Kenma likes the most (savoring Kenma’s reactions each time). Kenma keeps wondering who’s leaving him delicious treats.

Gah sorry I had to paste that in because TUMBLR (and also I can’t breathe without messing something up on here). This isn’t exactly what you requested, but fluffy KuroKen? Done. Food as bait? Absolutely. Platonic KuroDai on the side? PERHAPS not what you ordered, but I hope you enjoy it anyway :3 Thanks for the prompt!


“What……are you doing?”

Kuroo looks up to see Daichi leaning against the counter, watching him prepare his lunch. “Is this confusing for you, Sawamura?” he asks. “Is there anything else I could possibly be doing right now?”

Daichi kicks him, and Kuroo pinches a few grains of rice between his fingers and throws them at his roommate.

“You’re packing so much,” Daichi says.

“So what?”

“So, it’s weird…you never pack that much. You’re gonna need two boxes.”

“It’s not weird,” Kuroo says. “It’s nothing. Go away.”

Daichi comes closer, and Kuroo knows saying it was nothing was the wrong tactic entirely. Now Daichi knows he’s hiding something.

“It is weird,” he says. “Why so much food, Kuroo?”

“I’m a growing boy,” Kuroo says, trying to shoulder Daichi out of the way. “I like to eat.”

“You’re a picky piece of shit and you don’t even like mackerel. Why are you…..is this for someone else? Are you meeting someone?”

“No!” Kuroo says, ducking his head so Daichi might, somehow, not notice the way his face is heating up. He is not meeting someone, but that would be so much better than what he’s actually doing, which is approximately 10,000 times more embarrassing.

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Mirror pt 3

Part of this might be a little off because I wasn’t able to find a good reference for the beginning of the game without watching it all over again whoops. That’s ok that’s what editing is for.



It’s still sulking when Alex returns, his posse of operators following. It glances up at them, then folds tighter into itself.

“Come on, back to work,” Alex says.

It doesn’t bother to flip him off.

“What’s wrong with it?” Igwe asks. “There’s nothing different about its vital signs or brainwaves.”

“It’s sulking,” Alex says.

“I told you you shouldn’t have insulted it,” Mikhaila says.

“It was encouraging teasing!”

“It was mean. It’s been doing its best.”

“Well it isn’t now,” Sarah says. She floats closer to the glass. “Get up. You want us to treat you better, you have to earn it.”

It looks at her. It knows she’s right, it’s the one that’s an experiment to tame an alien monster, but it still feels like it isn’t fair.

And it isn’t mad at Sarah. Or at any of the operators, really. It still feels responsible for them, even if it’s saving them (or finding their bodies, so many bodies) wasn’t real. It’s only mad at Alex, for acting like he knows better as usual and rubbing it in its face.

When Morgan got in a fight with Alex, it tended to linger.

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Sassie Devereaux in The Queen Gambit Job

anonymous asked:

Hello sweetheart, can I please request a fluffy Yoongi X Reader smut where he is teaching you how to give a blowjob for the very first time? Hehe sorry for ny dirty thoughts. Thanks~

Hey thank you for your request! please enjoy

~~ ADMIN Abbie

Yoongi X Reader

x~SMUT~x

Follow your animal Instinct

You and your boyfriend of 9 months were laying on the couch watching some new movie he said he wanted to see. It was an action movie with some…lets say intense love scenes. You didn’t really care about seeing those scenes but for some reason….Suga was making you nervous.

You and him were cuddling of course! but his hand was slightly rubbing up and down on your upper thigh and he would sometimes draw little circles with just the tip of his finger tips. If that wasn’t bad enough you and him were in the big spoon little spoon cuddling position.

He was breathing hot breaths on the back of your neck and sometimes he would kiss your skin so lightly it made you insane. He was 100% teasing the shit out of you! Your body was reacting just the way he wanted, you couldn’t help but become wet. You tried to close your legs to stop the feeling from getting any more intense.

I mean sure! You and Suga have done things but….not a lot, You guys were still a fairly new couple and both of you guys weren’t trying to rush things. But if he kept going like this….You dint know how much longer it would stay like that. He started kissing your neck more and you unconsciously let out a small moan. You quickly covered your mouth.

You heard laughter from behind you.

“Oh well…Wasn’t that a nice sound”

Your face turned beat red and you sunk into your blanket, He moved his hands and wrapped them around your waist and then he tighten his grip around your waist and kissed your neck some more. 

“Y-Yoongi…What are you doing?”

You tried saying sweetly but it came out as if you were begging for more…which you were….just slightly.

“Im having fun, Thats what im doing”

“Teasing me is fun to you?!!”

“Its the best fun ever babe! I should do this more often”

He grabbed the end of your shirt and lifted it up slightly and started rubbing up and down on your stomach and with every movement he got close and closer to your breasts. Your stomach was doing back flips and you could help but lean into his well toned chest.

“Ohhh babe, do you want it that badly?”

You felt his one of his hands travel up and brush the under skin of your breast and you twitched slightly. You didn’t want to admit it but you really wanted him to touch you all over…You craved his touch so badly but you were way to embarrassed to say anything.

Lately these past few nights you’ve been really craving him, Having small fantasies and wet dreams about him dominating you and ravishing every inch of your body. You had to admit to it got so bad some nights you had to ‘Handle it’ yourself. 

Although it did help a little, it didn’t solve your problem. You NEEDED him….you tried to seduce him when he came over but it just came off as you trying to be cute…..and you failed every time. So you gave up and decided to just wait for him to make the move. and after a week of waiting….he finally did!

“Just s-stop teasing me already….”

“Haha….roger..”

His hand that was waiting for approval finally found its way to where it should be. He grabbed your breast and massaged it roughly, you arched your back further into him and grinned your ass on his manhood and you heard him hiss a few cuss words.

His other hand traveled down and started massaging your clit through your leggings. You let out a few more moans and he started kissing your neck, It felt amazing. His touch that you craved so much…you finally had it. He pulled down your leggings and your underwear with it. His hand found its way to your entrance and he put 2 fingers in. He started moving his fingers in and out and you could hear to swishing sounds.

It was embarrassing how wet you were, He hardly was touching you and you were already soaking wet. The small moans slowly turned into long moans and your breathing was heavy. He started moving his hand faster and his other hand that had been massaging your breast moved down and started playing with your clit. 

You were a moaning mess by this point and your breathing got faster, You arched your back further into him and you felt a knot forming in your stomach. He was hitting all the right spots and he was driving you insane.

He continued sucking and licking on your neck knowing it was the most sensitive spot aside from your clit. He was driving you mad, You felt yourself coming close and he noticed. He went faster and faster and you hit your climax hard. You let out a loud scream only to be muffled but suga’s lips crashing down on yours.

He slipped his tongue inside your mouth and explored every inch of your mouth. Once you finished ridding out your climax he pulled back and took out his fingers. He pulled them up to his mouth and licked the juices off of them and looked at you. His eyes were full of lust and it just made you wet all over again, But you ignored it.

“You tasted delicious babe..” he said

Your checks flushed red and you had the sudden want to top him. You wanted to pleasure him better then he had pleasured you. And there was only one way to do that….

“I want…..to see what you taste like…”

Suga stopped every movement he was doing, His jaw dropped and his eyes got big. You guys have never gone THAT far before. He has fingered you before and you have given him a hand-job but that……that was it. So of course he would be surprised.

But you had made up your mind! You were going to do this and even tho this would be your very first blow-job you were going to try your best to make it amazing!

You crawled on top of him and kissed him sweetly at first but then you grew more hungry for his lips. You kissed him with passion and lust and he kissed you back with just as much passion and lust as you did. You pulled back and traveled down his jawline and down his neck. You sucked on his neck and his collarbone and your hands made their way down his chest and rested on the bulge in his sweats.

You moved down and pulled down his sweats along with his boxers, His dick stood tall and he looked….really big from this angle. You looked at him with a proud smirk plastered on his face. You just laughed and looked back his manhood. You grabbed it in your hand and pumped it a few times.

‘Now….how exactly do i go about this……I can do something! i’ve seen enough porn to get to basics!’ you thought

Suga noticed your delay and he smiled sweetly at you, He grabbed your hand and continued pumping it along with yours.

“Need help?” he asked

You just slightly nodded and a small blush appeared on your face.

“Well start by just licking the sides.”

You removed your hand and did as you were told, You started at the base of his dick and licked upwards and then back down. He let out a small moan and then grabbed your hair.

“N-Now switch sides and do the same thing”

You did what he said and then continued the pattern, You noticed that every time you licked his head his breathing would get heavier. So you experimented and you licked the top of his head with just to tip of your tongue and he seemed to like it.

“There you go….Your getting the hang of it. Now try and take it all in your mouth, Not all at once…Just take a little at a time and work your way down.”

You did what he said he leaned his head back melting in the pleasure you were giving him. You grabbed his dick in your hand and continued to bob up and down, His hand that held tightly in your hair guided you. You started switching it up and licking and sucking every now and then. His breathing was heavy and he seemed to be getting closer to his climax.

You started going faster and deeper, Your hand pumped him while you sucked and licked his manhood. His muscles were flexing and he was breathing faster with every second.

“I-Im cumming!”

With a couple more pumps he pushed your head down all the way and he exploded his seed into your mouth. You swallowed it all even tho you felt like you were going to drown. He let go off your hair and you pulled up coughing a little. He laid down on his back and tried to catch his breath, You curled up beside him and kissed his check sweetly.

“So…how was i?” You asked 

“You were…….Amazing..” he said while still catching his breath

You giggled and cuddled close to him, You laid your head on his chest and listened to his heartbeat. You became tired and you closed your eyes and suga petted your head while pulling the blankets over you and him.

“You did a good job babe”

“I must be a natural!”

“Well im glad you are….I need to give you a good reward when we wake up then”

“I look forward to it!”

“Any advice for me oh great master?” he asked while laughing

“Hmmmm oh! Follow your animal instinct…That should do the trick!”

“Alright then….i will do just that!”

You giggled and once again listed to his heartbeat, You fell asleep quickly to the sound of his heartbeat beating softly in his chest….This was defiantly your favorite lullaby in the world.

I hope you enjoyed it! Thank you again and love you guys!!!

anonymous asked:

Hey what about married larry with their kids? I think it would be cute 😁

Yes !

- All About Us  : When Harry and Louis’ teenage daughter bring a boy home for the first time to meet them Louis tries to act as the protective father and Harry just wants everyone to be happy. Throughout the night and protests from their daughter, Louis and Harry reminisce about how they met and overtime share their story with the boy that seems to look at their daughter the same way Louis once and still looks at Harry. (137k)

- So Long I’ve Been Waiting       : Or, the one where Harry and Louis are having their first baby, and keeping it a secret until the end of the first trimester is a lot harder than they thought it would be. (13k)

- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas  : “Have you been a good boy this year, Louis?” Harry mumbles into Louis’ neck, leaving a big fat bruise there for everyone to see. The girls are going to make snarky comments about this tomorrow, Louis thinks. “I tried to be, I really did, but I just love being naughty. I couldn’t help myself, I hope I don’t get coal in my stocking,” Louis pouts, starting to nip on Harry’s jaw. “Mm, well, Santa sent me here to punish you,” Harry smirks, gripping Louis’ thighs. orLouis and Harry are married with two kids and another on the way. They celebrate Christmas as a family. (5k)

- Shut It Down When the Time Comes   : Or, the five times new parents Harry and Louis try to have sex, and the one time they actually do.  (9k)

- and darling i will be loving you ‘til we’re 70  : A canon spin on Posh/Becks where Louis coaches their daughter’s football team for the very first time and Harry comes back from a summer working for Saint Laurent. (11k)

- velvet duvet (it’s only love)  : And the thing is, they don’t really mind it too much. It hardly comes to mind. Maybe it’s because they’re in their late thirties now, with a teenage son that is going to Sixth Form in September and a daughter who is in her first years of secondary school. Thinking that a marriage spanning over two decades will supply sex regularly is a bit unrealistic.or Harry and Louis go on a husband’s vacation to the beach. Sex ensues. -7k)

- my heart could still fall as hard : “I don’t know. We’ve had a good run, maybe its best to quit while we’re ahead,” Louis teases. Harry wraps his arms around Louis’ chest and pulls him suffocatingly close to his own. “Never gonna quit, Lou. I’m gonna marry you so hard and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”“I wouldn’t dare,” Louis breaths, and it sounds a lot like relief. (After twelve years and two kids, Harry and Louis get married.) (5k)

- Fugue : Harry falls asleep a 17 year-old who lives in Cheshire and is probably rockstar Louis Tomlinson’s biggest fan. He wakes up 24 with a wedding ring on his finger, two kids, and Louis Tomlinson attempting to wake him up with a blow job. The doctor calls it organic retrograde amnesia, says he might never get back the last seven years of his life. The only thing that feels the same is how he feels when Louis touches him, and maybe that’s enough to make him fall in love all over again. (16k)

- Sign By My Side : The kids won’t fall asleep, Louis is to loud and Harry loves to throw socks. (1k)

- all the lights are full of colour :  Or, Harry and Louis are separated, but for the sake of their two sons, they choose to spend Christmas together. It may just lead to a Christmas miracle. (25k)

taren19  asked:

Do you have any headcanons for Wilde Hopps?

HMMMM.

  • The entire precinct had a betting pool for when they’d finally just get together. Chief Bogo won, but only because he cheated and kept putting them on stake outs in hopes something would finally happen.
  • Nick made the first move, but only because Judy’s a little too work oriented to have noticed the signs. 
  • They are that couple that is extremely competitive with each other and other couples. 
  • They are the best undercover squad. The. Best.
  • Nick “screamed” at Judy one night and was so flustered by it he left her apartment immediately. She had to call his mom to figure out what just happened. Mrs. Wilde laughed for about fifteen minutes before she could answer her.
  • Judy is so comfortable around nick, she’s prone to just flop against him. He freaked out the first time it happened; he thought she passed out. 
  • Nick once did this when in pursuit while in Tundra Town and Judy never let him live it down. Ever. 
  • Judy is the morning person and can only tempt Nick out of bed with good amounts of coffee and blueberry treats. And even then that can be a maybe.
  • Nick sleeps curled tight around her.
  • First and foremost, these two are best friends who happened to fall in love. They don’t let each other get away with bull, and they still banter and bicker. They trust each other and they always have each other’s backs. He still teases her, and she teases right back. They’re the best kind of team.
the signs as things teachers have said

Aries: i work fast! you work slow! turkeys can play better than you scrubs!
Taurus: guys don’t even believe the girls when they say periods hurt they’re nothing
Gemini: I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE DATING STOP LYING I think it’s absolutely charming!
Cancer: do you want to see my masterpiece it’s a giraffe and i’m talented but the tail might’ve fallen off
Leo: ok sorry guys we have to rewrite the class lists so that chorus is on top because ITS THE BEST CLASS
Virgo: stop teasing me! *grins* i bet i’m not the first girl that’s said that
Libra: you owe me ten dollars! *accepts fuzzy jacket about 10 sizes too small* *wears for rest of class period*
Scorpio: so what you’re telling me is you’re trying to blaze nuggets legally
Sagittarius: YOU’RE ALL APES
Capricorn: all my students keep trying to surprise me with a “Porsche for a day” or Porsche toy cars because they all know it’s been my lifelong dream but gODDAMNIT THEY KEEP PICKING THE WRONG MODELS OR THE WRONG SELECTIONS
Aquarius: how did you guys never learn about roman numerals and drugs
Pisces: *thick chinese accent* yooe mahke da paint de size of de leema been

GOT7 reaction to you giving them a lap dance (hyungline+Bambam)

Anonymous said to reactionsthatigot-7:

Hyung line and Bam Bam reacting to you giving them a lap dance?

:P I’m surprised i haven’t done this before.
I hope you like it, sorry for the long wait
~ahgase Omma


~~~~~JB~~~~~

So ready! go on, give it a go girl, lets see who gets hot and bothered first


~~~~~Mark~~~~~

is already trying to out sexy you, he loves the idea, he’s never going to turn it down


~~~~~Jackson~~~~~

So smug jackson!


~~~~~Jinyoung~~~~~

As much as he tries not to look too happy, he can’t help it. he’s teasing you to give it your best. 


~~~~~BamBam~~~~~

Its blossoming bambam, of course he’s loving it! he sits back and enjoys everything.


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