tearin'

listen i got a rabbit when i was the ripe age of eight years old. originally named him button bc that was my old rabbits name and i was convinced if i just gave him that name the spirit of button would live on in him (rip in peace tiny friend) but after a while he chewed threw the fuckin lawn mower wire so my eight year old self called that sucker chompy. now i dont kno if you kno but rabbits are supposed to live like six to eight years as a pet, and before that button had kicked the proverbial fuckin bucket after a few months so we weren’t expecting the situation we’re currently in. chompy, as it turns out, gives absolutely 0 fucks what any rabbit website says. i am nearly twenty years old and this little dude just wont quit. you bet ur bottom dollar i go out every single mornin rain or shine to let his sorry ass out of the hutch so he can eat the grass, chase the birds and make my mum gnash her teeth and cry bc we cant plant shit bc he’ll straight up just devour any plant he finds. eleven years. this fucker is eleven years old. im pretty sure he’s just running on straight up spite at this point bc everyone i speak to in my family is like ‘is that rabbit still going?????’ you better FUCKIN believe that rabbit is tearin shit up in my back garden to this day. but now im in this situation where i tell ppl i have a rabbit and theyre like ‘ooo whats his name??’ and i, a nineteen year old, have to look them dead in the eye and say chompy. the ridiculous fuckin name i gave him eleven years ago. what a world 

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Dylan in 2016: Dylan O’Brien was injured on the 17th of March while filming ‘Maze Runner: The Death Cure’ in Vancouver, Canada. He was immediately transferred to a local hospital for observation and treatment. Despite being seriously injured and absent from the limelight for months, he has achieved many things in this year. He was nominated for awards and won them all, was cast as “Mitch Rapp” in the upcoming action movie ‘American Assassin’ and finished filming it, was featured in a critically acclaimed movie ‘Deepwater Horizon’ (The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has unveiled the shortlist for the visual effects race and DWH is part of the list and could possibly be an Oscar nominated film) and still managed to be a part of Teen Wolf’s final season. We’re thankful for Dylan being safe and healthy. 

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“So you see you and me
We’re gettin close to the danger zone
Show me how tell me now
Should I stay or should i go
Cause I’m caught between yes and no

Cause when you kiss me
I feel everything that I been missing
I try to slow down but my heart won’t listen
And its tearin me all up inside
And when you touch me
I feel a rush but I’m afraid that it might crush me”

Kisses Don’t Lie, Rihanna

i love that prompto is the canon spicy food eater because it means i can take this to the logical extreme and headcanon him as that person who always thinks something is Not Spicy enough. 

he’ll never say it to ignis, he’s too polite and appreciative of being able to eat good food at all, but then one day in lestallum there’s a spicy food challenge for a prize weapon or something that the bros enter and he’s just READY. 

noctis is out of the competition and crying immediately because all his faves are comfort foods, he was not prepared for this. ignis lasts only a little longer and his glasses are fogging up. gladio sticks it out on principle because he doesn’t want to lose to prompto but he is tearin’ up, he is sWEATin’ and meanwhile prompto is just…there, chillin’, having a great time, honestly forgot about the competition, he’s just happy to be eating for free.

the table is on actual fire, all his friends are red and ugly crying around him, and he’s just like ‘man these are great but they could be a little spicier’