This manual is part of a series of guides originated by @intpboard
Congratulations! You have come into the possession of your very own INFJ unit, probably through a poetry slam at an underground coffee shop. In all likelihood, they have only offered you this manual after you expressed your intense love for Fight Club and organic tea. Give yourself a pat on the back for earning their trust.
Your INFJ unit will come equipped with the following accessories:
One (1) emotional sponge
Two (2) everyday outfits
Two (2) old man/history teacher/librarian outfits
One (1) Harry Potter outfit inspired by their house
Two (2) bookshelves fully stocked with books and sentimental knickknacks
Two (2) cabinets of herbal tea
One (1) set of Star Wars movies on BluRay
One (1) animal companion
Three (3) unrealistic plans for their life
Infinite (∞) deep thoughts, ideas, and questions
Infinite (∞) unfinished projects
Your INFJ will come preprogrammed with the following traits;
Ni: Your INFJ will frequently freeze due to its complex thoughts, but don’t worry, INFJ will always return to share its inner workings. Unless it has to do with their feelings. (See Troubleshooting pg 6) You may find that your INFJ is psychic. This mode is only installed on some units, but do not be alarmed if it is installed on yours. It is still in beta, so be wary of predictions. Your INFJ may struggle to talk in non-symbolic language. If your INFJ warns you not to do something, it is advised to listen.
Fe: INFJ units consider everyone’s emotions but their own, and it is an essential part of caring for them to help them relieve their own emotions. INFJs often put on different personas to avoid conflict and to put others at ease. This may come across as fake or masking their own values, but this is, in fact, on of their values. Your INFJ will motivate you and make you feel important, but often forgets to do so for themselves.
Ti: This function filters the Fe function, making sure that your INFJ is being logical. Beware INFJ door slams, often when your INFJ is in a Ni-Ti loop. (See Troubleshooting pg 7) The INFJ door slam is almost impossible to override, and once you’ve lost your INFJ’s trust it will be very hard to regain it. However, it is very hard to cause a doorsl as INFJ’s are very patient.
Se: This function only works in certain modes, but it allows your INFJ to act quickly in. A certain context. Your INFJ’s Se function allows them to quickly bring in new information for Ti to process and categorise. Se will either function properly to balance Ni and ensure the Ni’s ideas are feasible, or it will malfunction and cause Ni burnouts.
1. Place cup of tea (preferably from their collection) next to your INFJ.
2. Put a book of poetry in your INFJ’s hands.
3. Set your INFJ’s animal companion next to them.
4. Allow your INFJ to charge by reading and cuddling their companion.
5. If step 4 does not work, initiate a conversation about psychology with your unit.
6. If your INFJ still doesn’t start, take them to a dusty bookshop and allow them to roam for 4+ hours.
Deep (default) - Asks too many questions. Zones out only to excitedly return and talk about dinosaurs and stars. May accidentally talk in cryptic symbolism.
Therapist - Activated when confronted with emotions. Uses hugs and possibly the Sarcastic mode to cheer you up. Will sit with you quietly until you are emotionally stable and then bombard you with questions, water, and food.
Sarcastic - Activated usually when in a boring situation. Uses Ti to make very funny, sometimes cutting remarks on the stupidity of the topic.
Protective Dad Friend - Activated after Therapist. Will beat anyone who hurts you with a bat. Will not let you stay in a bad relationship. Overly protective.
Closed off science nerd - Overly excited about elements and Newton’s Three Laws of Motion. Will lock themselves in their room and read 42 Wikipedia pages. Activated when around NT units.
Relationships with other units:
NFs: Often activates Protective Dad Friend and Therapist modes. INFPs may feel devalued by INFJ, but will get along eventually.
NTs: Gets along well when in Sarcastic mode or Closed off science nerd. Good for bouncing ideas off of. NTs check the feasibility of INFJ’s ideas.
SJs: Difficult to communicate between each other, especially when INFJ is in Closed off science nerd mode. INFJ enjoys how responsible and put together SJs are.
SPs: INFJs appreciate SP’s spontaneous and fun loving nature. SPs may overwhelm your INFJ with their sensing function.
Your INFJ may forget to eat when in the following modes: Closed off science nerd, Therapist, Protective Dad Friend, and Deep. Notice that they may forget to eat in their default mode, so feed them at least two (2) times daily. Your INFJ will not die if left to fend for its own food, but it may shut down temporarily.
Your INFJ will groom regularly if it has a duty such as school or work. Your INFJ may forget to groom if it has an extended break. Make sure to remind them of mundane tasks like brushing teeth and hair, changing their clothes, and showering.
Your INFJ unit will try to convince you and themselves that they do not need sleep. Do not listen to them. They need at least four (4) hours of sleep. INFJs have a tendency to be insomniacs when in their default mode.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Help! I lost my INFJ in a bookstore/coffee shop/similar venue!
Your INFJ is probably hiding from other humans, or engaging in a deep conversation with an old man. Fear not, they will come find you in no longer than 2 hours.
Do I get to keep my INFJ?
Yes, probably! INFJs often bond for life, both platonically and romantically! Once you have established a relationship with INFJ it is hard to get rid of them. But be careful of the INFJ door slam.
I left my INFJ alone for a weekend and now they’re shut down. What do I do?
Refer to Getting Started. If you have a well established relationship with your INFJ, perhaps integrate cuddling/hugging into the Getting Started process.
Again, congratulations on your newly acquired INFJ unit!
We know sometimes things are so out of control we know it’s getting bad and your meds don’t seem to be working, so here’s a spell for those times, to try and balance what’s going on and to avoid having a complete mental breakdown.
This spell is to be performed for three days.
What you’ll need:
On day 1, before you take your meds (it can be the first pill of the day or the last one) have a teaspoon of honey.
On day 2, brew the peppermint tea, and add a teaspoon of honey. Same as before, drink it and take your meds. Say: “A temporary fix will do”
On day 3 grab your amethyst and charge your meds with it, after a few minutes repeat what you did on day
This is supposed to be only a temporary thing, if you know things are getting worse go see your doctor.
oh golly what aren’t my headcanons for England/nyo!France (for all intents and purposes referred to as Arthur and Genevieve hereafter)
Arthur without fail gets up before Genevieve, and though he insists he’d never do “that witch any favours” (his words, spat out viciously as he eyes a certain brunette with a red face and soft eyes), he always makes her a cup of coffee along with his tea
On the topic of mornings, Genie always finishes her breakfast with a cigarette in the middle of her kitchen, which Arthur finds abhorrent and absolutely bans from his apartment
Though Arthur never quite caught on to “spa days” like Genevieve did, he’ll not refuse her invitation to spend a Saturday lounging around her place as she puts on face masks and cuts his hair while he watches French day-time television
At risk of sounding Victorian, Arthur will always refer to her by her proper name in public. Between the two of them, however, she is “darling,” “my love,” and even “babe” if he’s feeling particularly young.
On the topic of words, Genie swears she’s never heard anybody else tell her that she’s “absolutely vicious” with more gentleness than Arthur does
Also on that note, she’s also never been told “you look beautiful” with as much venom as he can deliver with those words
In a show of great generosity, Genevieve has failed to mention how much of a horribly nervous sleeper Arthur is, and instead devotes herself to casually tossing covers back on him if he kicks them off. It’s practically part of her REM cycle by now.
Genevieve’s idea of the perfect date: showing up at Arthur’s apartment in a Burberry trench coat, leather boots, and nothing else
Causes of Arthur’s near-aneurysm last Christmas: Genevieve showing up at his door with a Burberry trench coat, leather boots, and nothing else
After centuries of exchanging witticisms, they’ve settled into having effortlessly bilingual conversations; Arthur might quietly remark that her dress reminds one of the mourning dress of a Victorian prostitute, and Genevieve might answer that at least she doesn’t look like un punk mal foutu qui aurait bien fait de rester dans les années quatre-vingt.
One of my favorite local fruits is the Dalandan, which is a Philippine orange that has a sweeter taste compared to other oranges. G and I both love the Dalandan Basil Tea at Sonya’s Garden so I tried to make a homemade version using the freshly squeezed dalandan that G’s mom gave to us the other week. Although my version needs a bit of improvement in the straining department, it tastes almost the same, with the warm soothing sweetness of the dalandan juice and the fragrance of the fresh basil. You can opt to add sweeteners like honey if you like.