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what if when weiss got her scar it caused her to go blind in her left eye also, but she never really told anyone cuz its an Embarrassing Weakness and just got gud enough that no one really noticed she was half blind. but she thinks everyone knows. she thinks everyone thinks of her as pitiful or stunted bc of it. she gets really sad abt it sometimes. 

"I'm going to use my 'Healing Bolts'"

Context: our party was fighting an Ice elemental Boss, Healer down and everyone low health

Ranger: “alright, that’s it, it’s time for my Trademarked “healing bolts”

Me (DM): wait, what? you don’t have any

Ranger (OOC): “as an action I quickly tie a health potion to a bolt and I shoot the Wizard”

Me: Er… Roll to hit? Wizard, what’s your AC?

Ranger: Nat 20! *rolls max damage*

Me: good job you killed the Wizard, but the health potion healed him for more health than he had before you shot him…. you successfully healed him with a healing bolt.

crownsguard: —but until this investigation is complete, you are all under investigation… from us.

nott: /winces in response

caleb: /goes through all 5 stages of grief in 3 seconds

  • Lucy: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.
  • Natsu: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Gray: That means you're poisonous, jesus christ, Natsu, learn to fucking listen.
  • Erza: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Happy: It's voodoo.
  • Wendy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Lucy: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Gray: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Cana: That's kinky.
  • Gray: Oh my god...