Baseball as Sexualitys

Strait People: One Team

Gay People: A different, slightly more fabulous team

Bisexuals: Batting for both teams and just being generally confusing

Asexuals: Really Great Cheerleaders, but don’t care much for scoring

Aromantics: Don’t enjoy cheering, but love a good game

Pansexuals: Who the fuck knows? Probably just running amuck around the field.

Allies: Idk parents cheering for their kids I guess

I have a #teambisexual shirt and a #teamequality shirt from lezbeontalk that have both been sitting in my car doing nothing bc my friend doesn’t want them. So, since I’m not bi, and my parents are ignorant(I don’t want to hear them yelling) does anyone want them? Completely free. Let me know soon, or I’m just gonna give it to charity or something.