Team instinct: hello fellow trainers!! Beautiful day eh? There’s a Bulbasaur right over in that direction. Pls watch your step and stay safe!! Here’s an extra bottle of water for your travels!
Team Mystic: Us, the chosen ones, must restore this wretched world…I will destroy my enemies with precision, accuracy, and pure willpower alone. You peasants are no match for me. Get rekt.
Team Valor: hfijWHFUCK YOU GU YS WE ARE READY TO TAKE OVER THE GDAMHD EA R T H FUCKING ;FIGH T ME I WILL DIE FOR MY TEAM TEAM MYSTCI AND TEAM )INSTINCT BURNED MY CROPS AND KILLED MY FAMILY FUC K YOU I AM OUT FOR B L O O D/
things that happened while playing pokémon go downtown
•guy leaned over our shoulders and whispered ‘pokémon go rocks’
•while we were chilling by a lure with another group of people playing, a guy rollerbladed up and asked who put the lure
•guy with a man bun sprinting across a field while his friend yells ‘have fun with your dratini!’
•guy ran up to us and frantically asked if we were on team blue and fist bumped my blue team friends, but when i said i was team yellow he ran away yelling 'no one is on yellow!?’ then he crab ran across the street with his shirt on his head
•passed two guys on their phones, one turned to us and asked if we were on the blue team, same hostility to me being on the yellow team as above but with less crabrunning
•'blue team’ was written in chalk next to the gym
•two guys rapidly biking towards three lures frantically yelling about getting there before time ran out
•just countless teenagers and adults wandering downtown on their phones yelling about pokémon
•a guy slowed down while passing us, stared at us, rolled down his windows, and started blasting the pokémon theme song
We decided this would be a really helpful product for a lot of trainers out there who can only go Pokémon hunting at night. The other night a cop came up to us while we were training at our gym because someone thought I was in distress. The cop was very friendly but mentioned that they get a lot of calls like that when people are just sitting in their cars in the middle of nowhere at all hours of the night. I mentioned that we should have a bumper sticker’s and he said it would be helpful, so now we want to share it with everyone else! Please share this item so other people can use it!