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more qrow branwen shit

Okay so I’ve been thinking about volume 4 a lot since it ended and I still have several questions about it, particularly these moments.

I watched these scenes over and over again in an attempt to figure it out. A thought finally hit me. The two recurring factors in these scenes are Qrow being poisoned by Tyrian, and Jaune and/or Ruby being there. So, I took it upon myself to do a little bit of research on the symptoms of scorpion stings.

It was made very clear to me that a scorpion’s venom is highly likely to cause hallucinations that can last until the wound is treated. I thought some more, and… something popped into my brain.

What if Tyrian’s poison caused Qrow to hallucinate, and he keeps seeing Jaune and Ruby as Tai and Summer? (bonus if he thinks Ren is Raven bc hair) It would make sense in the scene where he says “Tai she’s not coming” because he’s facing Jaune when he says it, so he could’ve stolen a glance at him and hallucinated. In the scene where he grabs Jaune’s hand, he may have been hallucinating about a past battle with team STRQ and urging “Tai” to be careful. And in the scene with Ruby, he may have been imagining a time when he was injured and “Summer” was there to comfort him. Just putting it out there…

Loser’s High school HC

Mike:

  • Is involved in so many fucking sports it’s insane.
  • Is on the basketball, baseball, and football teams, plus he dabbles in lacrosse
  • Is in about ten different clubs including the environmental club, animal rights activists, the culture club, cooking club, and the sports club.
  • Has also won class rep every year he’s been in high school because he’s so fucking popular
  • Works at an animal shelter
  • All the teachers love him
  • All the students love him
  • Still manages to be an awesome friend to the entire loser’s club
  • Gives lots of activism speeches
  • Will take in your pets
  • Does a lot of babysitting
  • Can recite literally the entire town’s history
  • Will name random historical facts out of nowhere
  • Is the librarian’s favorite person in the world
  • Can tell you where any book in the library is
  • Volunteers for wayyy too many things, including the library
  • Somehow always finds time to hang out with the Losers
  • Has taught all of the Loser’s how to cook with varying degrees of success (because of Richie)

Beverly:

  • Is president of the women’s club and equal rights club
  • Is confident and proud of being a “Loser”, even though technically she’s so well liked that no body calls her that anymore
  • Strong and independently awesome
  • Has a column in the school paper for fashion advice
  • Will fucking destroy someone who bullies someone else (as the three idiots, who thought picking a fight with Eddie right in front of her was a good idea, soon found out)
  • Does the costume designs for every school play and is absolutely amazing at it
  • Works at a pizza parlor that all the Loser’s hang out at
  • Kicks Richie out of the pizza parlor at least once a week
  • Will totally talk to you about anything
  • Will never judge you
  • Started dating Ben in sophomore year after Bill and her decided they were better off as friends

Ben:

  • Totally loves Beverly and treats her like a queen
  • Slimmed down a bit, but still acts the same
  • Is the president of both the poetry club and the pottery club- the latter he singed up on accident for (thinking it was the poetry club at first glance).
  • Ben is so kind and nice that even though he can’t do pottery for shit he always helps everyone else in the club, so they all unanimously decided he should be the president
  • His mother is an absolute sweet heart that treats the Loser’s like her babies
  • Always gets conned into giving Richie money that he knows he’ll never get back
  • Coined the term “Once a Loser, Always a Lover”
  • Will stay up all night helping others do homework
  • Will bring cakes for literally every event
  • Is somehow the world’s best speller
  • Will edit English essays for free
  • Knows the lyrics to literally every pop song
  • Is in choir

Eddie:

  • Is still a germaphobe
  • Is the biology/health teacher’s favorite student and can often be found giving the younger kids tutorials
  • Swears he was conned into dating Richie and the only reason they haven’t broken up is because of the discount he gets at the ice cream place Richie works at (even though all of the Losers have walked in on them making out happily)
  • Always has the word Lo(s)ver written on his arm because Richie can’t resist
  • Is still bullied a bit but gives exactly zero shits because, dammit, he faced everyone’s worse fucking nightmare- a stupid bully is nothing
  • Will cry at sad movies
  • Has a small section in the paper called “Eddie’s Health Tip of the Day”
  • Somehow became the lunch ladies best friend, debatably because he always keeps the Loser’s table clean
  • Is secretly (not secretly at all) in love with Richie Tozier

Richie:

  • It goes without saying that he’s the class clown
  • Has orchestrated the last three senior class pranks even though he wasn’t a senior
  • Will fight anyone who even looks at Eddie the wrong way
  • Life’s goal is to make his rude math teacher’s life a living hell
  • Calls anyone who pulls off a good prank his rival
  • Swears that he will pay Ben back and also didn’t con Eddie into dating him
  • Works at an ice cream parlor
  • Will do literally /any/ dare
  • Is at every single party, no matter what
  • Will DJ your party, even if you don’t ask for it
  • Once managed to play in an entire game of football without that coach realizing he wasn’t on the team
  • MC’s both the school announcements and the football games
  • Sometimes shows up to Stan’s clubs just to make fun of him
  • Is really fucking lucky that Stan hasn’t beat him up yet
  • Is really fucking lucky that /no one/ has beat him up yet

Stan:

  • Is president of the Bird Watchers club and vice of the Chess club
  • Is involved in the Jewish club, even though he’s not very religious
  • Is treasurer of Student Council
  • Is not amused by Richie’s “Jews are good with money!” jokes
  • Has been in love with Bill Fucking Denbrough since eighth grade
  • Will threaten to slap Richie at least once a day
  • Is also involved with the environmental club
  • Will do all of your math homework if you ask nicely enough
  • Usually buys all of the stuff for the Loser’s
  • Is pretty much the closest thing the Loser’s have to both a conscience and a moral compass
  • Will give the absolute dirtiest looks to people who are mean
  • Can silence anyone with a look
  • Is relatively quiet in class, but when he does answer a question it usually leaves the class speechless
  • Has a column in the school newspaper simply titled Ask Stan where he gives people logical advice about life (it’s surprisingly popular)

Bill:

  • Is popular but unlike Mike, no one can figure out why; some people say it’s because he plays basketball, some say it’s because he grew up to be rather handsome and very kind, and some say it’s because he goes to a support group for people who have lost loved ones and he befriended one of the most popular girls at school who lost her father
  • But others would swear on their mother’s graves that it’s because one time during lunch Bill slipped on a strawberry, tried to catch himself on a table, and ended up accidently doing a flip over it in front of the whole school to the applause of everyone when he landed it
  • Can often be caught daydreaming about Stanley Uris in history class
  • Has drawn portraits of every Loser that have won prizes (although he’s drawn more of Stan than everyone else)
  • Is so fucking oblivious to his own feelings that the Loser’s (besides Stan, for obvious reasons) had to give him an intervention after his history grades started slipping
  • Heads and writes for the school newspaper and always slips in little poems Ben writes plus short stories he writes plus everything else the Loser’s want in it

anonymous asked:

Lotor trying to woo Keith but Keith is avoiding his advances. And the rest of the Voltron team plus the Alteans are not happy about that.

yo i’m realizing as i’m posting this that the other paladins (& coran and allura) aren’t involved in this…. oops i’m sorry pls don’t kill me

*mails dreamworks another $10, my kidney, and a handwritten letter* IT COULD HAPPEN LIKE THIS, TOO

Hey Jude

A/N: This is my really late submission for @percussiongirl2017 ‘s birthday challenge! Hopefully it was worth the wait. I had the prompt, “You can’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not my mother.” & my song is “Hey Jude” – The Beatles. The pairing is Dean x Sister!Reader however there is some Sam in there as well. The reader is the oldest sibling.

Word Count: 2833

Dean x Sister!Reader   Sam x Sister!Reader

“Take care of Sam and Dean.”

That was your motto. You were eight years old when your mother died in the fire that turned your life upside down. You could remember the heat, the fear you felt, and how you had never gripped Dean’s hand or held onto Sammy so tightly then you did that night when you brought them out of the burning house.

Ever since then your father gave you one task, to take care of Sam and Dean. It wasn’t something that was foreign to you; it was something that you had loved helping your mother do. She had always lovingly referred to you as her mini mama because you enjoyed it so much.

So that’s what you did.

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Literally everyone working with Louis shades his team (plus his friends and family shade stunts constantly) and people think Louis willing chose them lol everyone can see something is wrong and that Louis doesn’t want this. Wake up, people

Uprising: Retcons and Analyses

It’s my lunch so forgive the fast formatting but here we go:


Retconning:


1. Jack’s reason for enlisting is now confirmed to be the Omnic Crisis.  Which changes a number of things.  In his original backstory, Jack “wanted to return to the family farm after a brief stint in the Army, but was swept up in SEP, where he met Reyes.”  But now that that’s gone, this makes Jack more “worldly” and more “motivated to fight for change” in the world.  “New” Jack is much bigger, much more global than “original” Jack was.  His sights are not set on returning to Indiana - his sights are set on saving humanity.


2. Genji was not in Blackwatch as far as I am aware.  What is interesting is that this proves that not all Blackwatch missions were undertaken alone, since Overwatch would have also been involved in his rescue (when know Angela was on-hand or close by).  Blackwatch and Overwatch also engage in joint training sessions.  We can see that even though Lena is the main focus of the training, someone is monitoring Genji’s systems in the background.  This effectively CONFIRMS that - at the very least - Jack Morrison was aware of SOME of the Blackwatch missions.


This also heavily implies that - coupled with the “complaints by the Japanese government about Blackwatch” - Blackwatch was involved in the fall of the Shimada clan.


3. Liao is either entirely scrapped or has been reworked.  I personally think it’s the former.  They haven’t been mentioned in any comic thus far, and Torb and Rein consider “the old team” to consist of the Strike Team plus Angela.


4. I’m feeling fairly convinced that the promotion angle is getting massively reworked or toned down.  Gabriel’s light banter and sass over Jack’s statues, the lack of voicelines around the promotion, the fact that it is LITERALLY never mentioned anywhere outside of the “original” article makes it fairly clear that - at least on the surface - nobody thinks Gabriel is mad about it.  Gabriel himself acts nonchalant about the differences in their ranks.


5. Lena’s new timeline is VERY SHORT.  Her time as an active agent would have been relegated to the last year of Overwatch’s existence (Present time = 6 years since Fall of Overwatch, Comic takes place “7 years ago”).  This means that propaganda/promotional posters like the one in the Hero animation PROBABLY DON’T EXIST.  Which is like.  Really subtle next level retconning.


Analyses


1. “They’re not extremists, Gabriel - they’re TERRORISTS.” How relevant.  I’m convinced Gabriel and subsequently Reaper are now firmly in the Chaotic Gool-Neutral-Evil alignment.  His whole speech about Omnic Rights is FASCINATING for his character because it shows that he is actually sympathetic or understanding of their behaviors on a different level than Reaper previously implied (“Tin cans, a dime a dozen”).  This is VERY GOOD.  His subtle implication that humanity - specifically the UK - has forgotten the origins of rights and freedoms is MASSIVE for him, and reflecting on that through a “minority being abused and denied rights” (a minority he ACTIVELY FOUGHT AND DEFEATED) is HUGE.  This really pushes the theories of Reaper as a “Chaotic Good-Neutral” agent much further, especially if we consider that he may see Talon less as terrorists and more as “extreme anarchists.”  This really greatly aligns with Sombra’s whole mortality alignment and Los Muertos’ “ideals.”  Gabriel is 100% aware (and self-aware) of the issues.


2. Gabriel almost certainly does not want Blackwatch directly involved in this uprising.  His crew is already in hot water, and he has to think about the safety of his agents and their plausible deniability in the face of a UN investigation.  Gabriel’s lines about McCree “being on vacation” and “nothing you need to know” reads as him trying to defend McCree in the event something goes awry with the higher ups, while also giving Jack and Ana the ability to deny information as well.  This, unfortunately, PUTS A MASSIVE TARGET ON HIM AND HIM ALONE.  Gabriel being blamed or implied to be responsible for the fall of Overwatch by other people (namely higher ups) looks more and more realistic and possible.


3. Jack and Gabriel’s relationship (along with their friendship with Ana) is indicated as being deeper and extremely intimate.  Things to note: Jack now being the only character to call him “Gabe” (which Sombra references), Jack being able to pull information out of Gabriel even after Gabriel and Ana engaged in some sassy banter, Jack referring to him as “Commander Reyes” in his discussion with Lena, Jack using the picture of the three of them to remind himself of “what’s important.”  I’m not gonna say this is confirmation of a full on relationship between them, but they are absolutely close.  This, combined with Reaper’s “I know your every move before you even think it” line from Old Soldiers and Reaper calling him “Jack” even after the fallout, is extremely telling.  This is not an ordinary relationship between “coworkers.”


4. Jack listening patiently and calmly to Lena’s speech, being reminded of himself and his passions for defending and helping others…is very good.  Very good for his character.  A little less revolutionary than Gabriel’s speech about Omnics, but good and grounding nonetheless.  This also helps humanize his whole “you need to slow down/okay dad” lines with Tracer in the game as more cute and familial than before.


5. The new timeline is BONKERS.  HOLY SHIT.  So things have started to break down - there’s investigations and complaints against Blackwatch, and growing criticisms against Overwatch.  Other people have speculated that Gerárd has recently died based on the news headlines, but what this means is that the collapse of Overwatch happened FAST: within at least a year, Lena has her temporal problems, McCree leaves, Genji leaves, Ana “dies,” Gabriel and Jack have their “falling out,” etc.  A YEAR.  That’s ridiculously fast for an organization that’s been around for nearly three decades.  This certainly implies that the conspiracy that brought Overwatch down was FAST and THOROUGH.  Sowing the seeds of discontent quickly and efficiently, almost certainly breaking up the “joint-relationship” between Overwatch and Blackwatch within months.  That’s insane.

6.  My friend Sami pointed out that Jack’s office is simple and small - not ostentatious or large.  He literally has nothing but a desk, a massive monitor, and some shelves in there.


7. Jack being willing to step out of line for “the greater good” makes him complicit in ignoring “orders” or breaking “the law.”  This sets up a great parallel between him and Reaper, and other characters like Lúcio, the Junkers, Mei, McCree, and Winston.  And we know that the “higher ups” spun this “overstepping his bounds” as forcing Overwatch as a policing agency onto the world.  Soldier: 76/Jack not being “respected” for his hard-but-morally-correct decisions lends itself well to his jaded, bitter manner later in life.


8. GOD.  DAMN.  TEAM.  UNIFORMS.  YES.  THANK YOU.

boyfriend!tom and your public relationship

-ok so tom sucks at keeping secrets but somehow would manage to keep your relationship under wraps until you plus his team decide its ok to talk about

-he would not hide anything after that like would just answer so many random questions about you and would end up sharing super random facts about you in interviews

-”tom why would you tell people this” not like in a mad way but just in a you-are-so-weird-for-talking-about-this way. “tom this has 8 million views on youtube are you kidding”

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Okay so imagine that the team (plus Allura and Coran) go save a planet and afterwards they go down to meet the chief or whoever is in charge.

But just imagine that these aliens can like read herritiage or waves (vibes) given off by every species.

When they meet everyone the aliens give their condolences to the last 3 Alteans left.

Everyone is like “Three??????? Like there is only 2. Allura and Coran”

Then one of them goes like “No three.” Then they point at Allura, Coran, and Lance.

Lance is like “???” And kinda upset because most if his life has been a lie.

I’d just like to point out that nobody knew Taako was dating Kravitz all the way until Lup was realeased from the umbrastaff. That gave Taako quite a bit of time to make absolutely stellar death jokes, a la millennial style of “praying for death” and shit like that

The lunar interlude before wonderland consisted of the summer spent training. Taako, despite being visibly happier, has been saying some pretty morbid things about how he “misses the sweet embrace of death” after a particularly hard training session… The other 2/3 of the tres horny boys plus team sweet flips have been getting worried, but knowing Taakos sharp attitude nobody approaches him about it until Carey calls for an intervention.

They all sit in a semi circle when Taako is escorted in by Magnus. Once that they explain they’re there to help him, he bursts out laughing, “I sure as FUCK don’t have to explain myself to y’all, and at, uh, at this point it’s funnier not to.” He swoops out of the room with his cape and the umbrastaff hanging from his forearm. Everyone is kinda stunned but they all somewhat expected that.

It isn’t until Lup shouts about his relationship status with the grim reaper that it clicks, he LOVES death. Carey and Killian realize they’ve already met him, Magnus and Merle have already fought Taakos boyfriend, and everyone would be more surprised if the room wasn’t shaking.

Regarding what platforms #SaveTheLight will be available for: we’re sorry for the vagueness on this so far. All we can say is that the game is *not* exclusive to one console. CN will be announcing the specific platforms, pretty soon I believe, and until they do we aren’t at liberty to provide any more details on that ourselves.

But otherwise: thank you SO much to everyone for all the interest and love for #SaveTheLight!! Our team (plus CN and crewniverse!) have been working so hard on it, and it’s no fun keeping secrets for so long – so it’s been awesome to finally reveal it and share in all the excitement :)

Pregnant Lance Prompts

@fangirliestgirl and I both agree that there is hardly any pregnant lance in the fandom. They ranted about it in their blog and you should go check it out. 

Anyway,I had decided to come up with some pregnant lance scenarios that will hopefully inspire any writers to write stories based on these prompts.

Ok, here we goes:

1. Omega Lance or Trans Lance or Fem lance au where lance either find out he was pregnant and hid it from the team or he doesn’t know. During a rescue mission gone bad, lance sacrifice himself and end up in the healing pod. Based on his diagnosis, the team discover his pregnancy.

2. Surrogate Mom lance who offer his body to help an endanger species.

3. Lance caught this virus or parasite or something that end up getting him pregnant and he’s freaking out.

4. Lance got capture and experiment on and end up pregnant.

5. Mermaid au where lance is like this seahorse merman and have a stomach full of kids.

6. Harpy au where lance just lay his eggs and watch over them.

7. Monster or alien au where lance is an endanger species or the last of his kind and he’s pregnant. However, that make him valuable and he’s constantly being hunted.

They can be any pairings you want. Plus, the team will be overprotective of him and his partner will constantly watch him.

Mission Bad Boy - 1

Plot: What if you could win 100,000 Won by giving someone a makeover? But here’s the catch – you have 6 months to turn a nerdy, anti-social male into the school’s biggest heartthrob.

Pairing: Kim Namjoon x Reader

Genre: Angst, Highschool au!

Notes: I do not think nerds are ugly, I definitely do not think Kim Namjoon is ugly. Literally everything is taken by Korea’s strict-ass beauty standards. 

I really hope you enjoy it! I’d love to hear what to think. Is it too out there?? Usually shit like this is the other way around, lololol. 4k Words

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Originally posted by jitonic

Ugh, School.

Ugh, Math class.

You really couldn’t wait until you graduated. Just one and a half more years, and you would be out of this hell-hole for good. 

The autumn term of year 11 had begun only a few days ago, and your math teacher had blasted through at least three new concepts. You hoped that someone would be there to help you, but even your friend, Kim Jisoo, seemed to be struggling as much as you were.

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Imagine...

Telling the squad that you love them for the first time. {part one}

Note - We know we have a lot of “part ones” but we’re getting to the other parts! Sugary and I finish each other’s parts, like a team. Plus we live in different time zones so it’s kind of hard. We’ll hop to it soon! <3 


Floyd Lawton: 

Originally posted by duchessharley

  • he freezes for a moment 
  • because he doesn’t really know how to react? 
  • it’s not everyday a hitman gets the chance the love
  • let alone think about love 
  • sure, in prison, he has plenty of time 
  • but we all know he’s not thinking abt it lol
  • c’mon, it’s floyd
  • the guy who doesn’t believe in love 
  • it’s sort of like that second time in the movie zoe tells floyd she loves him
  • he’s very hesitant to say but eventually the confirmation pops out
  • he loves you too
  • before this you two were “casually dating” 
  • you let people find out themselves 
  • plus you both don’t really do pda 
  • but if someone asked you would tell them you were taken by him {vice versa for floyd} 
  • so yeah. now he might actually “casually” announce it

Chato Santana: 

Originally posted by apollonui

  • this boi right here 
  • he melts 
  • like lava lmao 
  • ………………….i’ll go home 
  • anyway 
  • it’s been a long time, he hasn’t the words in forever 
  • it’s just like floyd, he hesitates but not because he’s afraid to commit again 
  • but because he doesn’t want to hurt someone he loves again 
  • eventually, he hugs you, he kisses you 
  • and he says it right back 
  • he’s crying but he wipes it all away 
  • right after he says the three magic words, he says thank you 
  • he never knew someone – especially someone as special as you - would love him 

Harley Quinn: 

Originally posted by artsyxfella

  • she immediately returns the affection with a ‘i love you too, puddin’!” 
  • it’s obvious harley would want your love 
  • she’s really possessive and clingy
  • after a few days of the confession {that she claims she predicted} 
  • she’s literally on ur arms all day 
  • even during missions 
  • ‘harley please’
  • ‘we can fight together’
  • ‘that’s my dominant hand’ 
  • ‘shh, puddin’.’
  • meh, anyway, she loves you, obviously. 
  • no escaping now, puddin’. 

Waylon Jones: 

Originally posted by jonathan-cranes-princess

  • he’s ,,, not used to the words 
  • he doesn’t recall anyone saying it ,, ever 
  • so it sort of hits him like a brick
  • or whatever can paralyze the dude,,
  • taser?? eh
  • he doesn’t say them back – he’s more action than words 
  • sure, his words are powerful, but he’s never heard the words directed toward him before and he’s never really said the word “love” 
  • he hugs you
  • it’s awkward and really hard,,, thanks to his chest
  • but it was the meaning behind it! 
  • he didn’t deny you so he clearly cares for you as well 
  • in a romantic sense, anyway 
  • you two don’t really announce it, but everyone finds out quickly anyway 

enjoy <3 

You’ve heard of 110% Jack Zimmermann, now get ready for

0% Jack Zimmermann.

  • There’s a cookout at a neighboring frat house, and the hockey team plus Farmer go to hang out and drink beer. They start playing an impromptu game of volleyball in the yard, and Jack’s on Chowder’s team.
  • Now, Chowder is steeling himself for strategy, Jack’s murder face, and a lot of competitive bullshit.
  • What he gets is Jack chirping Holster, who isn’t even in the yard. The ball goes flying right past Jack’s face and this total meatball just watches it bounce out of bounds.
  • “Ha ha, look at it go.”
  • Chowder kicks Jack off his team because they are losing so bad, it’s actually pretty embarrassing. And Jack’s like, “What? Of course I can play with a Sprite in my hand.”
  • “Jack no.”
  • Also consider:
  • Jack studying for a class that he has zero interest in. His studying for economics looks an awful lot like amateur architecture.
  • “Jack, why is there a popsicle stick Eiffel Tower on the kitchen table? Wait, where did these popsicle sticks even come from?”
  • Jack actually gives negative fucks when it comes to cooking just for himself. His meals don’t even make sense half of the time. Bitty caught him eating a bowl of mac and cheese, tater tots, green peas and ketchup once. He still has nightmares.
  • There’s another cookout on Frat row that the hockey team crashes (but they bring tub juice so they get to stay). Someone set up a badminton net in the yard and Jack somehow gets roped into playing.
  • (Not by Chowder, though, because that’s the kind of lesson you only have to learn once.)
  • Bitty is playing his little Southern heart out, running up and down his side of the makeshift court. He swings at the birdie so hard it actually gets stuck in his racket.
  • Meanwhile, Jack is seeing if he can balance his racket on his chin.
  • And then he tries to see if he can whack the birdie onto the frat house’s roof. Which turns into several people cussing him out and Bitty chases him around for a few minutes with the intent of beating Jack Zimmermann’s ass.
  • (Jack laughs and laughs and maybe he lets Bitty catch him and then he grins up at him—there had been a leaping tackle involved in the take down—and he says “What’re you gonna do with me now, Bittle?” And Bitty is Not Amused, so he pinches Jack’s nipple hard and then he goes help the frat bros get the birdie out of the gutter.)
  • Jack loves history, but only some history. He gives a lengthy presentation on Colonial North America in one of his history classes, and at the end the TA raises her hand. “How did Thomas Jefferson’s contributions shift the course of United States history?”
  • And he just squints at her and goes, “Who the fuck is Thomas Jefferson?”
  • Watching TV with Jack is a gamble. He’s either on the edge of his seat, eyes trained on the screen, ready to permanently silence anyone who dares speak/interrupt his show. Or he talks over the TV, puts it on mute to better hear someone else talk over the TV, and makes fun of the various American accents on the show.
  • (Jack’s southern accent is so bad and he knows it, and he makes it so much worse when Bitty is around to hear it. It’s all fun and games until a French Canadian on TV has something to say, and then Jack’s all like “Wtf, Bitty? I thought we were friends!?” Bitty is really glad he sprung for throw pillows in the Haus, because otherwise he would end up concussing his captain.)
  • Jack took one semester of Spanish, and he remembers a surprising amount of it, considering he went to class a total of six times and did virtually none of the work. His Spanish is terrible, but he knows numbers, colors, seasons and “No bueno.” For some time, lots of things were “no bueno.”
  • But then Jack stumbled across ASL via YouTube and he gets super into it. By the end of the week he knows about as much ASL as he does Spanish. By the end of the month he can sign the most beautiful profanity and dad jokes. By the end of the school year it’s started rubbing off on the rest of the team.
  • (Their butchered ASL is somehow worse than Jack’s Spanish, and he would be more annoyed if it weren’t hilarious. For some time Ransom and Holster take to pointing at good things and then making the sign for “candy.” Sriracha? Candy. Apple pie? Candy. The mysterious orange cat that wanders along Frat Row? Candy. Chowder’s stuffed shark? Candy. The latest episode of Breaking Bad? Candy. Pretty soon everyone starts using the candy sign as a gesture of approval. One Sunday Jack walks down to the kitchen to find Bitty making those amazing sausage balls, with real maple syrup and grated sharp cheddar. Jack touches his shoulder so that Bitty’s looking at him and then he presses a finger to his jaw, candy, and points to Bitty so there’s no misunderstanding. Bitty blushes clear to the roots of his hair, even when he says, “Y’all are so weird.”)
  • This takes us to a new friend. Ransom and Holster and Jack and Chowder are chilling in the dining hall, and Ransom and Holster are using their terrible pidgin ASL (half the signs are made up and the rest don’t matter) which catches the eye of one Amy Willashire, who is HOH and still pretty new to Samwell.
  • Amy marches her happy ass up to the table and starts signing away, a mile a minute, the biggest grin on her face because sometimes it feels like she’s the only HOH student on campus. That grin slowly fades as Ransom and Holster stare at her like she’s grown a second head. (They’re actually panicking, because they understand about one word in ten and how are they going to tell her that?)
  • And then Jack perks up and starts signing back, so Amy is signing to him. He has to tell her twice to slow tf down, but then she sits with them and by the time the hockey crew have to go to class she’s chirping Jack for his ASL accent. (Some of his signs come out backwards, and he’ll swap hands halfway through a thought instead of using his dominant hand for most of the work. Jack flips her off with a laugh, which is a sign everyone can get right.)
  • So Jack and Amy are ASL buddies. Amy is super stoked that most of the hockey team knows at least some of the language, which means she can tell them something in a pinch. So the team learns even more ASL and Amy learns about hockey, and things are golden.
  • Until Amy invites Jack and Dex to a pool party. Everyone there is at least one beer in, and they’re playing in the pool, and someone mentions water chicken. Amy wants to play, so as a matter of course she clambers onto Jack’s shoulders.
  • From her vantage point, she can’t tell what Jack’s saying but she can feel him giggling like a bastard as they wipe out literally every time, to the point where everyone else is playing pool chicken and she is trying to splash Jack into next week. He’s splashing back. It’s a whole thing.
  • (They find Dex in the basement with a few of the stoners and a lingering smell of pot. Dex has finally found his chill.)
  • That is what 0% Jack Zimmermann looks like.
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a/n: kinda short but I really needed to post something. I’ll hopefully by able to finish the first part of a Hogwarts!Shawn series soon <3. Hope you enjoy it.

OH AND THIS IS FOR THE ANON WHO REQUESTED AN IMAGINE FEATURING TOM HOLLAND! It’s not much but I hope you like it <3

prompt: Shawn & (y/n) get in a fight hours before she’s badly injured shooting her new movie. (I shamelessly included Tom Holland on this, im sorry lol)

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Everybody knew you and Shawn were together.

It had taken one sneaky paparazzi to capture you holding hands while you were hanging out four months into the relationship.

Both your agent and publicist, more strictly than Shawn’s, had warned you that being seen with him was going to be bad for you, more importantly, your career, since his large fanbase was mostly teenage girls who didn’t care to think twice before going on Twitter and start speeding rumors about yourself, jeopardizing your career.

So it was safe to say your entire team was pretty bummed when the news got out; telling you off because you weren’t able to keep it a secret for at least a bit more time. Even Marvel, who you were shooting for at the time, were mad because they didn’t want one of their new recruits to have a damaged reputation.

All of this had happened almost a week ago; exactly on the same day you were visiting Shawn on the last show of the North American leg of the tour, and the two days you were supposed to spend together to relax before he had to fly to LA for the VMAs and you back to Atlanta to keep filming.

Long story short; the Boston show was a nightmare.

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Matt headcanons because reasons...

I finished season 4 and I already have headcanons featuring Matt:

  • Pidge wanted that video game right? So I’d imagine she has played it with Matt before. Cue Matt, Pidge, and Lance playing it and beating it (they probably stay up way to late doing so but hey, there aren’t any bedtimes in the castle) 
  • Pidge and Matt staying up late filling each other in on all that has happened in the past few months/years 
  • Sometimes it spirals into memories and they both just go silent 
  • “I miss home.” “Me too.” “Do you think mom is okay?" “…I’m sure she’ll be okay, and we’ll be home soon, we just have to find dad first.”
  • Pidge and Matt going outside on their new base of operations and looking at the stars, wondering where their dad is
  • Hugs, lots of hugs because Pidge is still so glad her brother is back
  • Matt having nightmares because honestly he’s probably been through some stuff. Pidge finding him and sitting up with him until the images go away
  • Matt bragging on Pidge and all of her inventions and her overall genius
  • Matt connecting with the rest of the crew 
  • Hunk gets along with him and Pidge great in canon. Being on his own for a while and with different food, Matt LOVES that Hunk has recreated earth foods. Him and Pidge beg Hunk to make some Italian food and after some searching and tweaking he finally manages it. 
  • After this Lance begs for some Mexican food. It’s a bit harder to come by but Hunk manages and Lance loves him for it (it helps with the home sickness)
  • Matt reconnects with Shiro, and he is forever grateful for Shiro looking out for Pidge. Sometimes Matt still slips into calling Shiro sir but that dies out pretty quickly until it just becomes a joke
  • Matt knows about Keith from Shiro, because honestly Shiro probably talked about Keith some on the Kerberos mission, so Matt knew about him, they may have even met before. Keith is a little moody at times, but Matt deals with that okay, he’s had some practice, after all Pidge had her moods back on earth too. And after working together on the last mission they connect a little more. They even spar a few times, Keith is better but Matt isn’t bad by a long shot.
  • Lance and Matt don’t seem like they’d get along and at first they don’t, but then the video games happen and they kind of are a really good team. Plus Matt is one of the few people who likes puns as much as him. The crew has facepalmed many times do to their pun offs 

And for my shipping heart: 

  • Matt is actually strangely good at picking up on people’s crushes, it helps when he knows the person well, but even those he doesn’t he just notices things
  • Lance seems very annoyed at Matt’s attraction to Allura, and Matt notices, but after some time it seems to ease. At first Matt thinks it’s because Lance is over it, but then he starts seeing Lance looking at Pidge a little bit longer 
  • Cue protective older brother: even though Lance isn’t quite aware of his growing crush himself so he kind of denies it. When he realizes it though he’s terrified of Matt’s reaction 
  • But by that point Matt has gotten to know Lance and the others more and hey they aren’t so bad
  • He’d probably still give Lance a hard time but it’s more teasing than anything 
  • Also before Matt came back, Pidge and Lance totally stayed up late playing video games, sometimes they fell asleep in the game room
  • Matt having a crush on Allura for a while, and they do connect a little, but then he starts noticing little things
  • How Shiro reacts when Allura is in danger, Allura worrying about Shiro’s mental state (Matt probably overhears her talking to herself or the mice a few times)
  • Allura and Shiro might know how they feel but Matt can see it
  • And Matt being Matt, he’s not going to fight for a girl, especially because he really cares for Allura and Shiro, so instead of flirting with Allura, Matt starts trying to hook her up with Shiro

“Where to now? Where do I go now?”

Well THAT was the most emotional stagedoor of my life and one of the best performances I’ve ever been to of any show ever. Nearly the whole cast and the entire creative team PLUS JOSH GROBAN came out and took their time with every person in line. The shared flow of emotions between crowd and cast/creatives was completely palpable - in all the years I’ve doored I’ve never felt so deep a love between every person there.

The show itself today? Unbeatable. From the second the lights went up for pre-show pierogis the crowd was on their feet. The second Dave walked on with his accordion, all hell broke loose. I have NEVER seen entrance applause last as long as it did until then. And the crowd just kept going. Nearly EVERY number received a standing ovation - the one Dave Malloy received for “Dust and Ashes” lasted as long as the standing ovation for the final “A Musical” at Something Rotten! closing, and the dance break during “Balaga/The Abduction” was quite possibly one of the most thrilling moments of my life. By the time “Pierre and Andrey/Pierre and Natasha/Great Comet of 1812” rolled around the whole theatre was crying. Audibly. It was so cathartic.

By the time the comet blazed and the lights dimmed, I was gone. I don’t think I’ve felt this way in a theatre in a LONG time.

I’m so grateful for Dave Malloy, Rachel Chavkin, Howard Kagan, and the entire cast and creative team for giving this show life. The past four years have been completely unforgettable and I will treasure every moment I’ve spent in 19th-century Russia.

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