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I have to finish coursework yet I decided to spend my time reviving an ancient meme.

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Remember the “taunt fortress 2” video? Well the ‘The Winglet ’ just posted they’re entry into the Saxxys like 2 hours ago
Well worth a watch.

Merc's Real Names:

TF2 Team:

Scout - Jeremy (Last Name Unknown)

Soldier - Jane Doe (Term for an anonymous female. Whether this is truly his real name, what he knows himself as now or merely an alias is unknown)

Pyro - (Name Unknown)

Demoman - Tavish Finnegan DeGroot

Heavy - Mikhail (Nickname Misha. Last Name Unknown)

Engineer - Dell Conagher

Medic - Ludwig (Due to him being referred as Mr.Ludwig, it’s not completely confirmed whether this is his first name or his last name. Most probably the first name despite it’s use)

Sniper - Mun-Dee (Birth Forename) Mundy (Adopted Surname)

Spy - (Unknown, Possibly shares last name with Scout)

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TFC Team:

Scout - Greg (Presumably short for Gregory. Last Name Unknown. Either Scout or Demo’s name was a error, or they both share the same name as both are referred to this in Comics 4 and 6)

Soldier - Ross (Last Name Unknown)

Pyro - Beatrice (Last Name Unknown, Nicknamed Bea)

Demoman - Greg (Presumably short for Gregory. Last Name Unknown) 

Heavy - ((Name Unknown)

Engineer - Fred (Last Name Unknown, Presumed Conagher)

Medic - (Name Unknown)

Sniper - Virgil (Last Name Unknown, Nicknamed Virg)

Spy - (Name Unknown)

wait wait wait wait wAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

The Administrator isn’t out of Australium!!!

SHE SPENT SIX. MONTHS. COLLECTING EVERY OUNCE OF AUSTRALIUM! EVERY LAST BIT OF IT! ARE WE FORGETTING SAXTON HALE’S VAULT? OR HOW ABOUT THE ENTIRE MOUTAIN MADE OF AUSTRALIUM THAT WAS TAKEN AND REPLACED BY PLYWOOD!

GRAY MANN EVEN ACKNOWLEDGES THAT SHE’S MANAGED TO STOCKPILE MOST OF IT! BUT IN COMIC 6, EXACTLY HOW MUCH OF IT DO WE SEE HER LEFT WITH?

ONE. TINY. VIAL. A TINY VAIL WHICH, AS STATED BY ENGINEER, WOULD’VE LASTED HER FIVE TO SIX MONTHS! ONE TINY VIAL COULD’VE LASTED HER HALF A YEAR, AND THAT’S PRECICELY HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR THE ADMINISTRATOR TO COLLECT ALL OF THE AUSTRALIUM!

AND AGAIN, SAXTON HALE’S VAULT, A MOUNTAIN OF AUSTRALIUM, EVERY LAST BIT OF IT! ENOUGH TO LEAVE ALL OF THE AUSTRALIANS DRY FROM IT!

THAT’S A LOT MORE THAN JUST ONE VIAL. A LOT MORE.

HOW MUCH MORE? TRY 89,000 TONNES OF IT!!!

SHE HAS MORE AUSTRALIUM. SO THE QUESTION IS: WHERE IS THE REST OF IT? THE ADMINISTRATOR OBVIOUSLY HAS ENOUGH AUSTRALIUM STOCKPILED TO LAST A LONG TIME, TO EXTEND HER LIFE INDEFINATELY! AND YET ALL THAT’S LEFT FOR HER TO USE IS THAT ONE VIAL!

UNLESS SHE’S USING IT FOR SOMETHIG ELSE! SOMETHING REQUIRING THE POWER OF ALL THE AUSTRALIUM IN THE WORLD. SOMETHING THAT LEFT VERY LITTLE FOR THE ADMINISTRATOR TO USE FOR HERSELF. SOMETHING STRONG ENOUGH TO SETTLE AN OLD DEBT.

WE CAN ONLY SIT AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT ISSUE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS, BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN.

HELEN ISN’T PLAYING AROUND THIS TIME. HELEN’S PREPARING SOMETHING BIG.