team-fortress

Video game companies
  • <p> <b>Bethesda:</b> lets make a fun and interesting game, but make the player sit and wait hours during gameplay<p/><b>Valve:</b> lets make a fun and interesting game, but make the player sit and wait decades after gameplay<p/><b>Rockstar:</b> lets see how far we can push an M rating<p/><b>Red Barrels:</b> LETS SEE HOW FAR WE CAN PUSH AN M RATING<p/></p>
TF2 headcanon:

Medic does not tolerate smoking in any way shape or form in his office or lab. Not because he doesn’t enjoy smoking a cigarette every once in a while, in fact he used to smoke a lot when he was younger, but the fact that he found out the hard way that it ended up killing one of his birds by accident made him stop cold turkey. He still gets upset with Spy anytime he catches the Frenchman taking a drag near his birds.