me before: I don’t rly care who wins the Super Bowl I gueth idek whom is gonna play!
me finding out the patriots playing, whom have tom Brady ugly ass: F A L C O N S ❤️❣️🔴🔻◻️🔻◻️ FOR L I F E 🐦🤸🏻♂️👏🏽 WAT TEAM? F A L C O N S B I T C H
(none of that abusive or extremely ooc shit cause…no)
-He never wants the team to feel concerned for him cause they’re in the middle of fighting a war. He doesn’t need to distract them with his problems. So, he talks to anyone he can that’s not on the team.
-Like he did with the yupper, if he makes an alien friend and they’re alone, he’ll try to vent for awhile. He starts to flirt with some aliens and go off with them, so the team thinks everything is good and normal. But when they’re alone and if the chance comes up, he’ll talk about how he feels.
-Everytime, the alien tells him to tell the team, but he just c a n t.
-Lance knows everyone has different connections but he can’t help but notice how Shiro rarely speaks to him and Hunk outside of battle and training.
-Lance won’t show whether he cares or not if someone insults him (unless it’s to keep up his and Keith’s rivalry) but if someone insults his friend(s) he will go ballistic
-Lance and Coran often talk about how they miss their home planets and try to bring each other up by telling stories from Earth and Altea.
-One day Lance decides to experiment with his team (since he’s quite good at reading and testing people) by not speaking unless he was spoken too. He noticed how little people besides Hunk actually talked to him casually.
-“hey Lance are you okay?”
“Yeah I’m fine.”
Narrator voice: “But he was not fine.”
-Coran suggests doing the mind melding exercise again and it’s kind of concerning how much Lance does n o t want to do it
-Lance’s mom gave him his jacket which is why he wears it so much. It’s like a piece of her.
-Lance has a knack for finding abandoned rooms in the castle like spacious storage areas or balconies. He likes to sit there when his insecurities get the best of him.
-Keith found him in one of those spaces once. They didn’t say a word, just sat in each other’s prescense. Lance only spoke when Keith got up to leave. He said, “Stay.”
-Lance wishes he could start over with Allura and just be nice so she wouldn’t roll her eyes and scoff when he tried to have fun with her (Allura doesn’t realize how the flirting just…stopped).
-The paladins visit a planet with rain and Lance has to try and keep himself from crying when he feels the water-like substance against his skin. (He does but plays it off like it’s the rain hitting his face)
-Lance knows his team isn’t obligated to praise his every action and validate him as much as he thinks he needs, but that doesn’t stop the voice in his head from convincing him that he’s just a seventh wheel after all.
-Once Shiro realizes how the unintential bias was affecting Hunk and Lance, he throughly apologizes and makes an effort to include them more.
-The team will never forget the day they all walked in on him sobbing and their perceptions of him were changed forever.
-From that moment on, they made an effort to include Lance in everything they could. An effort to compliment him when he did something great.
-Lance was extremely grateful. His insecurities were surely a battle with himself more than anything, but the team’s support meant the world to him.
Okay okay so we All know about the amazing langst potential with Matt around
But after that?
I just really want them to be best bros
Along the way they start talking. They discover that their sense of humor is almost the same and they have aLOt in common
*Keith walks into the room*
Matt: “is that a fucking Mullet. Who is that angsty teen over there”
Lance: “Thank u God for Pidge`s brother, Matt Holt, and my future husba-”
Pidge: “LANCE EW NO.”
*Green lion flying through the air*
Lance, muttering to himself:
“Oh shit whaddup-”
Matt, basically shouting into Shiro`s ear :
“-HERE COMES DAT BOI”
They talk about family, about how they both miss their moms. Lance tells Matt how he looks alot like his brother at home. Matt is just like “dude I can be your brother until u get back home” because that’s what Lance did to Pidge and Matt is forever grateful for that. He wants to return the favour.
What if one day they go on a diplomatic mission together and they managed to convince the aliens that voltron’s anthem was All Stars by Smashmouth??
They also manage to convince them that the sign of the alliance with Voltron is a finger gun dab?
Like dabbing but with finger guns
So like the Leader wanting to please Voltron commands their army to line up and yeah like there is a whole troop of millitants standing intimidatingly in front of the team. And then Suddenly the general shouts
“ATTENTION!” and all those scary buff ass soldiers dab in perfect syn c
The team LOSES their shit. Pidge is red faced, cackling , Hunk is wheezing so hard tears just keep streaming down his face, Keith is a little confused but chuckles, he is glad to see the team happy. Shiro is fighting hard to keep a straight face, his lips are turned up at the corners and his shoulders are shaking. Allura is just???? Coran is just shakes his head fondly because its That Thing Lance told him about and tries explaining it to the princess.
Lance introducing Matt to his “chill time”
It includes fabulous self care. Eg: face masks, nail polish, etc.
(“Katie touch my leg it’s so S m O O Th”)
Matt introduces Lance to his own “chill time” as well
Very fucking dramatic. It consists of launching themselves out of their lions, switching off their comms and screaming about how ‘life is a biTCH into the dark abyss of space where no one can hear them.
I bet they do little sleepovers where they gossip and do the whole self care routine
It will also usually include BLANKET FORTS.
And passwords and codenames.
Keith: “Cowboy McEmo”
He has to sing “Old McDonald had a farm” but instead it’s “Keith McEmo had a farm” or just brandish his knife threateningly
Pidge: “Gremlin” “WhatthehellisaPidge”
Has to say how cool Matt is in sonnets
Hunk: “Babe”, “Bro”, “Sweetheart,” basically any pet name in the world
Doesn’t need to do anything. But he insists and brings a snack or two anyways
Shiro: “Space dad,” “Naruto Scriptwriter”
Has to admit Matt is better at Mario Kart than he is (despite Matt being horrible at it)
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