Me: I’m going to do my best to not play a total bitch character this time.
DM: alright sounds good.
*in session, 4 PCs meet. Their parents have known each other for years. Many of them having sexual relations during their travels*
*my Tiefling gets into an argument with the half dragon, while 2 others watch*
Tiefling: Well I know that your mom was kinda crazy. So you looking as scary as you do makes a lot of sense.
Half Dragon: Who the hell do you think you are talking to me about my family like that? You don’t know my parents?
Tiefling: What are you talking about? My mom has fucked your parents!
Everyone (out of character, to me): WHAT THE FUCK!!
DM: You said you wouldn’t be a bitch!
Me: I’m sorry guys…..
Jamie invited the whole family to the beach on Leisure Day… it all got a bit weird when the girls all got their phones out to “capture the moment” of their male relatives clustered around the juice keg. Manbir finds it all a bit of a bore…
what is your proudest accomplishment? (look im using bad grammar u won't know its me)
Hmm, who could it be??? (Very sly, with the bad grammar and all.)
Proudest accomplishment is hard to say. If I had to pick, I’d say that it was that I went through cancer treatment while working almost full-time, and with a kid who was a toddler at the time, and still managed to maintain my sense of humor. (Some of you who were participating in Boob Talk last week might have caught that I shared that one of my boobs tried to kill me. Thus, the reason for some super-fun chemo and other drugs, and some really super-fun surgeries. Yes, that was plural. Oh, yeah, and I’m fine, as much as anybody who has ever had cancer is considered fine.)
It seems a little weird to list this as an accomplishment, because at the time it just felt like, Thursday. I hated it when people called me “brave” because I was like, “welp, don’t really have a lot of choice in the matter, I tried telling cancer it wasn’t a good time right now and cancer refused to listen.”
I will be happy to make some jokes if we need to lighten the mood. I can’t promise they’ll be *good* jokes, but y’know…
Thanks for the question (and sorry for the uh, rather heavy answer)!