this is probably my favourite Harry-Potter-reference in AVPM, because a) it’s actually subtle, b) it’s so random and c) it implies that Quirrell had a lot of fun letting a troll loose at Hogwarts and being a total dramaqueen about it
My favorite thing about A Very Potter Musical is that Professor Quirrel deadass just walks around with a guy just pressed up against his fucking back like “nope, no voldemort’s here, just a regular dude who happens to have a person sized growth on his back”
Someone tell me how a parody play put on by a bunch of college students was able to portray the Harry Potter characters better than one produced by 2 professional playwrights and the damn creator of the series?
Ron! You had me going there for a minute, buddy. Oh yeah. Sorry about that, pal. It was just…everything she was saying, you know, and it feels like I couldn’t…I don’t know. What? Even if that’s…how she did feel about you and me…well, it wouldn’t matter. ‘Cause you’re my best friend. I would never…do anything to hurt you. Because I love you. I love you too, man.
A Very Potter Musical (2009), dir. Matt and Nick Lang