As per Tony's request, Bruce has started writing down all of the snarky things that he keeps to himself every day. Once a week, the two of them go out to lunch and Tony laughs his butt off reading all of the comments.
“Look I’m not being bias by picking Team Iron Man. Yeah, science bro’s all the way but beside’s that Tony is a smart clear guy..great hair..I’ve borrowed his clothes many times and they ALWAYS smell good. Steve has great qualities too! His..being patriotic is cool, it’s nice..very loyal..his pants never make his ass look,Steve has a great ass. That Dorito ratio thing he’s got going on is fantastic, Dorito’s are delicious..all kinds..except for one time in Brazil the spice on one of their’s was too much for my body. ANYWAYS. Love them both but I’ll raise my glass to Tony boy.”