Listen Webgott fighting all the time is extremely fun but hear me out about Webgott fighting other people, together? Like, Lieb will give Web shit about being a pretentious college kid all day every day, but what about if someone else says like “dude shut up about your fucking shark thing already” and kinda expects Liebgott to agree but he like whips around and goes “What the fuck did you just say about Web you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and” at the exact same time Web launches into his “Listen sharks are so important” tirade
Alternatively: Web being absolutely, 200% there for Lieb’s fight against antisemitism. Like someone drops a derogatory comment about Jews and they immediately stop bickering and go the fuck off at the exact same time
okay i am only slightly ashamed to admit i still know all 34 songs by heart plus the 2 bonus songs
Alex is Troy and Thomas is Gabriella
Alex is super into the performing arts but doesn’t want to disappoint his dad Wash who is Coach of the basketball team.
Thomas is the new kid in town that just transferred with a 4.0 GPA and is good at nearly every subject except for math.
Alex is at a New Year’s Eve party and gets pushed onto stage to do karaoke with a hot stranger that is exactly his type. Thomas was just trying to read his book when pushed on stage with Alex and
Alex tries to sleep with Thomas but Thomas pulls a Cinderella and peaces out at midnight.
Alex doesn’t see him again until they get back to school from Christmas Vacation and it turns out Thomas has all his classes with him now.
They have debate class together and that’s the one class Thomas isn’t the best at because he had it with Alex and it becomes a thing between them.
The other students in the class literally give up trying to get a word in edgewise because Thomas and Alex take up all the time debating
Alex may have threatened to shove his foot up Thomas’s ass.
Alex and Thomas accidentally audition for a school musical and then get a callback
Thomas is sure they are not going to go to that call back but Alex is like ‘we’re doing it you piece of shit’ and Thomas is like ‘okay?’
Then Thomas and Alex start practicing together and they spend a lot of time together after school and learn that wow they actually do disagree on everything but that’s okay because they’re Mature Teens wh can deal with disagreement.
It gets around the school that Thomas and Alex are auditioning and Alex’s b-ball team (rev squad) are like wtf man and he’s like ‘ha ha just trying to get into his pants,,, I don’t like musical theater??’ and Thomas overhears.
Thomas refuses to talk to Alex about it and just cuts him off. Alex doesn’t know what he did wrong then he finds out Thoma overheard his convo with the boys and feels terrible.
John, Laf and Herc see how upset Alex is and goes to talk to Thomas.
They end up barely making it to
callbacks but do and they perform and maybe they make it? Maybe not.