The team and friends/family do paintball as team building exercise and tony absolutely DOMINATES which surprises everyone but rhodey. Or maybe the team volunteer at kids center and each avenger takes a team of kids and have to build something. Tony's team has the most fun but fails spectacularly bc tony encourages thinking outside the box and encourages the kids ideas no matter how outlandish
“This is a training exercise.” Steve declares, trying to get Tony and Clint to stop giggling like giddy idiots. Tony smiles, and reassembles his now slightly modified paintball gun. “Now a paintball has to strike a fatal spot to count. Shot’s to the feet or arms are not fatal, but will require you to switch your gun to your non-dominate hand. Is that good?” Steve asks, everyone nods.
“Can we just pick teams already?” Tony groans, and Steve sighs pinching the bridge of his nose, leaving the barrel of his paintball gun dangerously close to his face.
“Fine Clint, you’re on my team.” Steve declares, Tony groans.
“That’s not fair.” He grumbles, and Steve gives him an unimpressed look as Clint walks over to stand next to him. “Natasha, you’re on my team.” Tony decides, knowing she can keep Clint distracted. Rhodey pouts at him. “Sorry Honeybear, gotta get the best team I can.” Natasha saunters over to his side.
“You suck Stark.” Rhodey replies, and Clint laughs. Steve gives them all his no nonsense look but remains largely ignored.
“I’ll take Thor.” Steve declares, and Tony stifles a laugh. Thor beams at Steve as he strides over.
“A valliant choice Steven.” He says, patting the soldier on his shoulder. Steve stumbles forward slightly.
“Rhodey!” Tony chirps, making a come hither gesture. Rhodey groans and walks over to his side.
“Why am I friends with you?” Rhodey grumbles, pulling Tony in close and ruffling his hair. Tony waves his gun at Rhodey threateningly.
“Sam.” Steve says, getting a glare from his best friend. “What? I wanted to give Tony a fair chance.” He offers in defense, Bucky only glares harder when Tony laughs pulling something out of his bag. Bruce cracks up when Tony pulls out a green and purple striped referee shirt for him.
“Bucky I guess you’re mine.” Tony says, and the man reluctantly joins his side. Tony turns towards Bruce. “I know you could participate, but Captain Spoil Sport thinks it’s a ‘bad idea’ and ‘dangerous’.” Tony says, doing finger quotes. Bruce laughs again.
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