team of trolls

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This minor league baseball team is trolling Trump with an “alternative facts” night

  • The San Rafael Pacifics baseball team has owned President Donald Trump “bigly” with a “huge” announcement: On Aug. 4, the club will host “Alternative Facts Night.”
  • Yes, the independent minor league squad will take on the Sonoma Stompers — and the Trump administration’s shaky relationship with the truth — before the “hugest crowd” in the history of sports.
  • According to the epic press release, which is riddled with Trumpian exaggerations and misspellings, the game will feature a “Salute to Russian Democracy” and a “new grandstand structure” paid for by Mexico. Read more. (3/31/17, 2:31 PM)
Rowaelin’s daughter x Feysand’s son Headcanon Part II

With the help of the fandom (especially these two @dorianthekinkymf and @readinglikewildfire), we came up with the name for Rowaelin’s daughter, Seraphine and Feysand’s son, Kastiel. Also, let me now if you enjoy this. I’ve been contemplating on doing a fic instead of a hc!

Check out Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV and Part V.

Kastiel:

  • Kastiel’s breath stopped as he took in the sight of the silver jewel drop from the sky
  • Everything seemed to happen too fast when he realises what—no who it actually was
  • Kastiel shouts commands to his team as the large troll wakes up with a rumble
  • He shoots out to catch the girl with the glinting silver hair who’s fallen from a temporary black hole in the sky
  • His other team mate, Grigor, catches the girl’s unusual companion—a wolf with strange coloured fur
  • Landing in Kastiel’s arms is a girl, unconscious and bloody 
  • The first thing he notices is the stark contrast between her silver hair and the blood smeared between them
  • There’s already blood seeping into his Illyrian armour from the girl’s back
  • Kastiel couldn’t stop the panic (something he rarely feels) rising out of him
  • He sees his team fighting the troll, but calls for them to retreat, that there’s another task more important than the mission
  • With the girl in his arms, the team fly towards a safe spot
  • The mist is thick, and the air stuffy as the team fly silently with the troll roaring behind them
  • Kastiel feels the questions hanging in the air, but he knows his team trusts him as he sets down to land in a small clearing between two large willow trees
  • Kastiel gently places the girl down, and he suddenly wishes he could use his mother’s powers to wipe the blood away from her face
  • But the mist continues to swirl around them, stoping their magic from working
  • Her wolf companion limp from where it was resting towards them
  • It lets its sharp fangs show while it watches Kastiel’s every movement
  • He assigns Ariadne to scout the area, and to look for a nearby stream
  • Grigor starts a fire, while Zephyr paces with panic in his face—they had not retrieved the ruby and cannot leave 
  • Zephyr questions the girl’s motives
  • What if she’s not as innocent as she looks, Zephyr asks (this stuns Kastiel into silence)
  • He wanted to shout, look at her—her frail body, her face and hand covered in blood
  • How could she ever hurt anyone he wanted to say
  • But Kastiel remained focused, inspecting every inch of her with the help of Lilia
  • A sliced up palm (where most of the blood smeared on her face and hair is from), deep scrapes in her knees where her pants have torn, and the most worrying of all is a small arrowhead still stuck behind her back in her upper shoulder blade
  • Digging his fingers deep into her wound, Kastiel had no choice but to pick the arrowhead out, noticing a strange marking on the tip
  • He makes a note to thank his uncles, Cassian and Azriel, for teaching him how to patch up his squad while in battle
  • Saving the girl could be part of our mission is his explanation to his team, but he doesn’t voice what he truly feels—the strain in his heart that tells him to save her, save her, saver her
  • And suddenly, turquoise eyes, with golden rings around them slowly open (the most beautiful eyes Kastiel had ever seen)
  • The air hangs heavily between them
  • Until the girl reaches for Kastiel’s face, smearing blood in his cheek, down his face, matching hers
  • Is this a dream? she asks him, voicing his own thoughts, before falling back asleep

Seraphine

  • There was darkness for so long—behind her, in front of her, all around her
  • Seraphine wished so hard for her mother’s fire magic to light the way
  • She wished Fen and Enox were right next to her, but she knows she’s alone in her own void
  • Until Seraphine sees stark blue eyes the colour of the sea, the smell of the woods at twilight
  • And she reaches for the colours contrasting her darkness—not the same as fire, but maybe something better
  • And suddenly it feels like all she’s ever dreamed and wished for is resting in her palms

Kastiel:

  • Kastiel makes a silent prayer to thank the Gods for preventing him to bind the girl’s hands
  • Gently laying down the girl on top of soft moss near the fire, Kastiel makes a plan to finish this mission and get back to the Night Court
  • Now would be the time for his mother to save him with her healing magic, he thinks.
  • Ariadne comes back and gives him a slight shake of her head
  • The team did not count on staying in the dense part of the forest for long, and have no extra supplies for one more person
  • Kastiel knows they must all tackle the troll together to complete the mission and save the girl go home
  • Their plan was to distract the troll (not kill it), grab the fallen ruby and fly out of there with his team
  • Grigor and Zephyr grab the ruby from the ground near the troll (awake and weary of them)
  • Kastiel chargers up to the troll and takes out it’s eyes
  • The loud roar fills Kastiel with hope—that the girl will be safely at his room in Velaris, under the hands of his mother’s healing powers
  • Much to Kastiel’s relief, they quickly snatch the ruby back (Grigor and Zephyr carrying it between them)
  • But on their way back to camp, a loud howl echoes in the air, breaking the silence of the forest
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#TeamKimSabu slayed it at the 2016 SBS Drama Awards. Congratulations to my beautiful family on the seven wins!