team lollipop

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Team Fortress 2. Lollipop Sniper

A headcanon for my Sniper. He doesn’t smoke, so instead, he’s got a lollipop— from afar, it gives an illusion of a cigarette. Also, it calms him down if he’s got something in his mouth Oooh that sounds so wrong.

This lollipop idea came from a really old OC of mine who’s also a sniper.

ATTENTION! LOOKING FOR VOICE ACTORS FOR MIDNIGHT PM!

Hey guys I’m still looking for voice actors for midnight pm! Here’s who we have left:

Fish bag

Has the voice of a 15 year old boy going through puberty, a little bit masculine voice, has a little bit of a whiny/nervous voice, has a deep masculine scream

Voice reference shit:

https://youtu.be/2HArDjsUEok

Lines:

Uumm… hello?

aren’t you a little cutie. Ima name ya ummmmmm….. daisy! Yup sweet little daisy!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cork board 

They’re voice is neural, kinda deep and sleepy

Fucking voice reference bitch:

https://youtu.be/jsEfQ8k39eU

Lines:

heya

I hope you don’t end up like me. So I best give the best life while I’m still here…..

*from far away* WELL YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH ONE LEG!

Beer bottle 

Femme voice, a little bit deep and the tiniest bit southern accent 

Voice reference thang:

https://youtu.be/ZuLOHf32mzk

Lines:

what do you want bitch?

*crying* I’m going to be the best mother I can to you before you fly away….*sniffles*

mmmmm

this is nice

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

ow, why did ya do that you jack ass?

I’m fine but ow could you please help me up?


Team flag

Neutral but slightly masculine but femme, cheerful and excited sounding 

Voice reference:

https://youtu.be/SbgXQGYOHbQ

Lines:

whisper screaming* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I’m already proud of you


Spray bottle 

Femme voice, slightly high pitched, sweet, soft and has a thick southern accent 

Voice reference for this bitch:

https://youtu.be/egUQju95vT8

Lines:

hi darlings!

your a cute little nugget! Aren’t ya darling?

well that’s interesting……


Lollipop 

Femme voice, sounds a bit muscline, has an Australian accent and talks a bit slow

Voice reference mother fucker:

https://youtu.be/0N6a7L__BXs

Lines: 

good day mates!

o ooooo mate do we get to choose our teams!? Cause I want mood on mine!

awww man

you’re a cutie, aren’t ya mate?

this is bullshit! How the fuck they expect me to get trough this is when I have only one leg?!

Detergent pod 

Sounds a bit like season 2 lightbulb and princess bubblegum, neutral sounding voice and sounds calm/chill

Reference voice:

https://youtu.be/dPw-0vctJJQ

Lines:

hiiiiii!!!

isn’t that kinda dangerous?

oh ok that makes me feel better…. sorta

I’m going to protect you with my life.

Shoe

Masculine voice but slightly femme, southern accent and bit excited sounding 


Ecnerefer eciov:

https://youtu.be/tEQC2y-Rtgk

Lines:

what’s up y'all?

hey look at this little fella! They’re a little nugget!

are you ok, pal?

Candle

Masculine voice, soothing, calm and peaceful 

Vxnvivuei vxrme:

https://youtu.be/7Z-x86SUQdo

Lines:

I hope you’re all having a good day

they’re beautiful

Glow stick 

Some what femme voice, sounds like they’re about to cry, is very quiet, they kinda sound like miku and squeaky 

Vc rfrc:

https://youtu.be/NocXEwsJGOQ

Lines:

uuuuhhhhhh…hhh…iii.. hhiii

oo…ookkkk

they’re cute……I iiii guess

Spoon 

Sounds like a young male adult, sounds like an anime protagonist and a bit height pitched

Oie eeee:

https://youtu.be/xPfMb50dsOk

Lines:

welll thennn….

Cool

pawn! What’s wrong!? Wait are you thinking…. of…. of-

Tiny tree 

Femme voice, sounds old/sleepy, has a soothing and calming voice 

Radical voice reference my dude:

https://youtu.be/aRPyoPGO2vo

Lines:

mood please calm down

such a beautiful little bird

Mood light please don’t to that again. Also come on! We have to go!

Mood light

the hyper child, sounds in between masculine and femme, swears way too much
Canon voice song reference thing (sorry about the song):
https://youtu.be/ZhMZgRA0dU4

Lines:

What’s good fuckers?!
Yo bitches! Look at this little cute fucker!


That’s all of them! ALL voice demos are due June 30. Please send me a message if you want to voice anyone! Peace nerds

Things I think about though, like, when Church and Carolina reunited with the Reds and Blues, did Church notice any differences in Tucker and Caboose that had been instilled due to Wash’s presence as the new Blue Team leader?

Like for example: Church most likely rises with Carolina in the morning. Early, probably just as the sky is lighting up; consider the first time with them settled with both armies after the mercenaries’ deception was uncovered, the first time both teams are settled together, they run into Tucker, fully dressed and wide awake. Church is a little taken aback, “Isn’t it a few hours too early for you?” and he’s genuinely surprised by Tucker’s great big heave and revelation that he actually OVERSLEPT. HE OVERSLEPT AND HE’S BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO SQUEEZE IN HIS USUAL EXERCISES BEFORE THE BREAKFAST HOUR STARTS.

Then there’s Caboose. The kid’s appetite is a ravenous thing, to the point that Blue Team needed a constant shipment of MREs back in Blood Gulch. He always needed a snack or ten before bedtime, else he would spend the entire night tossing and turning due to a grumbling tummy and the following morning upset and moody until the first bite of food. Church gets a moment of hysteria that dizzies Carolina when they see Caboose in the mess hall, calmly measuring out his portions. MEASURING THEM OUT, holding a fist besides every compartment on his tray to make sure each serving is equal. Church is concerned that it won’t be enough to hold him until the next day, until Caboose happily pipes that it actually is! With no late night snacks in between! “And if I finish my dinner, Agent Washington said he’ll give me a lollipop! Although between you and me, he’s really holding out on the ones with bubble gum inside.”

BONUS: CHURCH CONFRONTING WASH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THEM THIS IS WEIRD YOU MADE THEM WEIRD.

SUPERBONUS: Tucker and Caboose come to Washington’s defense.

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Found these cool cosplayers at AnimeNEXT this past weekend, lemme know if you’re here c: (I was the Fluttershy in the long yellow sleeveless dress on Saturday, Sunday I was wearing pink Puppycat shorts and a black and green Nylocke “Whoosh!” shirt)