team jackass

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@incorrectrotbtdquotes I’m so happy you liked my art! Here is another one, that’s being lying WIP in my files for over 2 months (high time for me to finally finish it xD). I was planning to do more, because Incorrect ROTBTD Quotes are just that addicting! 

BTW this is my personal favourite, since it depicts my Team Mom Hiccup headcanon.

see--jane--rest  asked:

i hope you don't mind this question - it's about the "wangst" (i'm not sure what that means but i think i get the gist) i don't usually go into tags and most of the time i'm pretty indifferent to hc's etc i don't agree with, but i'm curious, what do you consider ooc langst?

i don’t mind at all! and for the most part i’m pretty indifferent to headcanons i don’t agree with, too, but it kinda grates on me when i can’t go five minutes without seeing them haha

imo, ooc langst is:

  • the team making fun of / yelling at / generally shitting on lance for no reason while he takes it like a human emotional punching bag also for no apparent reason
  • lance disappears / gets captured / leaves and no one notices
  • lance disappears / gets captured / leaves and no one bothers to look for him
  • lance joins the enemy because obviously they’ll treat him better than this awful team!!!!
  • the team exchanges lance for information (i’ve legit seen a few of these like… holy shit)
  • the team mutes lance’s comms because he’s being ~annoying~ and he gets hurt / dies as a result (seen a few of these too and like. what)
  • shiro being weirdly mean to lance or ignoring him or something
  • tbh anyone ignoring lance in general
  • like for the most part he’s the one we see interacting with the others the most?? it’s just weird
  • any fic where lance becomes completely dead inside esp for any of these reasons lol

yeah i dunno for the most part my pet peeves are when people make the rest of the team into these awful jackasses in order to write their lance pain porn. if you’re going to write angst at least make it accurate, in-character angst you cowards

Ok so imagine supernatural... but with Shrek and Donkey instead of Sam and Dean.

“shrek use your layer-y onions on these vamps”

“Garlic Donkey! GARLIC! and that doesn’t even work you jackass.”

team free will

sentient-sin-bin  asked:

ok but now that we know that everyone is a teen, that would put most of them in high school/uni and i need that AU in my life! Lance is just the embodiment of the public school experience tbh

It’s only been like (checks watch) three days, I can’t believe I’m already caving in to the high school au.

  • Pidge, Hunk, Lance and Keith are all juniors at a high school that’s nicknamed ‘The Garrison’ because part of the school used to be an old fort and down the street there’s a couple of military bases. 
  • Coran is a quirky chemistry teacher who everyone loves because he’s like, ‘Hey guys today we’re going to mix up this flammable solution and then I’m going to set the table on fire. Please don’t record this, it’s perfectly safe but you know how parents get!’ 
    • His tests can be SUPER HARD and really challenge the memory of his students, but to make up for it he has really easy extra credit questions like, ‘on a scale of 1-5 how amazing is my moustache.’ If a student answers five he gives them five extra points. Also, his moustache is just that good.
    • Coran also randomly has another bachelor’s in physics so he’s always stopping by that department, which is why he knows Shiro and has taken him under his wing. If a physics teacher is out, Coran is usually happy to substitute.
    • Coran is also Allura’s ‘uncle’ (idk maybe he and Alfor are gay dads in this AU) and he’s so proud of her!! She’s so smart and beautiful and kind and- *wipes away a tear*
  • Allura is the principal’s daughter who has just finished up secondary school with a bachelor’s degree in math. She works as a substitute for the math classes and is a full-time tutor in the math department. She’s around 26 years old, and it’s like a rite-of-passage at the Garrison to have a crush on her at some point or another. Lance tries to hit on her and she’s like “Haha, okay” and then just walks away. After a few months Lance stops, to everyone’s relief. 
  • Shiro is also a high school graduate back to teach, idk I guess the Garrison really inspires loyalty in its alumni lol. He’s 24 years old and a teaching assistant for the physics department. He’s getting his bachelor’s degree at a nearby certified college. He and Allura are best friends who always get lunch together after Allura saw him eating a calzone alone one day and invited him to lunch.
  • The Garrison has this weird version of a homeroom where instead of dividing the students alphabetically, kids are just grouped randomly. That’s how everyone meets; Shiro and Allura are the homeroom leaders and Pidge, Lance, Hunk, and Keith are the only students who ever actually participate. They have to come up with a name for their group and Allura is like “How about Voltron!! After my cat” and she’s so cute, everyone just immediately agrees.
  • Their mascot is Allura’s cat, who she sometimes smuggles into school. It is the ugliest, fattest cat ever. Think Crookshanks from Harry Potter, but even fluffier. Voltron loves jumping on Lance’s head, and he swears that one of these days Voltron is going to smother him in his sleep. Everyone falls in love with Voltron on the very first day. 
    • (Also, halfway through the year Voltron has kittens! Allura allows Pidge, Lance, Hunk, Keith, and Shiro to choose one they can take home at the end of the school year!! All the kittens have collars that match their corresponding color in canon, oh my god this au just became 10000x cuter. I’m in love.)
  • Lance and Hunk have been best friends since middle school. They stood by each other in their ugliest phases (the emo phase, anime phase, and youtube phase), and their friendship emerged from the battlefield even stronger. The bond between these two is REAL.
  • Hunk and Keith are both in band, but they’ve never talked before junior year. Hunk plays the drums, because that is ESSENTIAL to any band, fight me on this. He’s the rock of the group. Keith plays the saxophone because that is a hilarious mental image.
  • In freshman year, Lance was also part of band and also played the saxophone. He always competed with Keith for first chair, because Lance loves being the center of the attention so solos are his THING. Unfortunately, Lance isn’t that great at the saxophone, so Keith always blew him out of the water without even noticing lmao. Lance despises Keith for this slight with every fiber of his body. Keith has no idea.
  • Lance dropped out of band in sophomore year and joined the co-ed cheerleading team. He claims it’s because he wanted to meet hot girls, but only Hunk knows that the summer before sophomore year Lance binge-watched every single ‘Bring It On!’ movie and got inspired. Lance is now ridiculously flexible, and also co-captain of the cheer team.
  • Pidge is captain of the robotics team. They saved the position for Pidge while she was still in middle school. Also, Pidge has no reason to disguise herself as a boy since this is a mundane au, so her name is Katie Holt and stuff. In middle school she got swarmed by a flock of pigeons and fought them all off with a single spork, so now her nickname is Pidge. Her gamertag is Pidge_GUNderson, and she is merciless.
    • Pidge’s brother and dad are attending/teaching a college very, very far (think like in Europe) away and she Skypes them every night but she still misses them a lot :(
  • In addition to band, Hunk has also joined the culinary club (the only reason why he isn’t president is because he always eats the food lol) and Model UN. At first he wasn’t that thrilled about Model UN (his mom told him to do it), but then he met Shay who is PASSIONATE about Model UN and Hunk also became really inspired as a result. Team Voltron always travels with him to meetings to cheer him on lol.
  • Everyone thinks Keith is a ~bad boy~ and Lance HATES him because of band, but then junior year rolls around and they all have to hang out and everyone realizes that Keith is actually? Kind of boring?? 
    • Like for YEARS there have been all these rumors about Keith because he’s always hanging around the school after hours, but when Pidge asks him what’s up Keith just goes “Oh, my foster parents don’t get home until around five, so I just hang out at the school ‘cause I don’t like being home alone.”
  • Lance just??? That’s kind of sad?? So he starts inviting Keith to his house after school to hang out with him, Hunk, and his family. And then Keith brings along Pidge and Lance is like ‘hey why not’ and gets out the Xbox and Pidge DESTROYS them until someone puts in Mario Kart and Hunk finally ascends to God Status on Rainbow Road. Also, sleepovers happen. It’s amazing, Lance’s family adopts everyone pretty much (Hunk of course was adopted when he was eleven.)
  • Zarkon is that piece-of-shit English teacher who always assigns essays and then mercilessly rips them apart because the students don’t perfectly agree with how he interprets the text. Everyone hates him and his homeroom which he named the ‘Galra Empire’ after himself. What a jackass. Team Voltron and the Galra Empire are in constant competition to be crowned the best homeroom at the end of the year.
  • Sendak is like, a grumpy janitor who always snitches on students (usually Team Voltron) when they do ANYTHING wrong. He and Zarkon are in cahoots. If he catches you running in the hallways, you better say your prayers. He’s like Filch from Harry Potter, lol. 
    • He and Shiro are in a cold war after Sendak purposefully erased some equations Shiro spent ALL DAY working on off the whiteboard. Sendak claims he only did it because it’s ‘his job to clean up the room’ and he thought that Shiro’s ‘chickenshit handwriting was just the ramblings of a high student.’
    • Shiro is determined to get his revenge one day.
3.23: Finish Line reaction

I loved everything about that episode.

I loved:
1. That HR died like a hero and not an afterthought.
2. “It took strength to do this; [Cisco] gave me that strength.”
3. Iris-as-HR running up to grab the gun and help even though it was already too late.
4. Barry’s smile when he hugs Iris again for the first time.
5. Savitar’s impending doom casting a shadow over the entire episode, lending a sense of urgency and also more power to the home team.
6. Cisco ready to sit on his ass and die like a hero rather than help Savitar.
7. Savitar’s expression and response to Cisco’s refusal to act. (Especially after he stabbed a solid hand against Cisco’s chest.)
8. Cisco’s shining golden boy rep this entire episode, and how his heroism never wavered.
9. Barry, Iris, and Joe’s relief when they see the 2024 article changed back to “Iris West-Allen.”
10. Barry and Iris’ conversation in the time vault about love versus hate and how anger isn’t the answer.
11. Barry confronting Savitar at the warehouse and asking Savitar if he saw any ill motives in Barry, knowing that Savitar could see a trap coming.
12. (The tension of knowing that Savitar could still kill Iris, the real one, and Team Flash would be helpless to stop it.)
13. Barry reminiscing about his parents with Savitar and drawing out an answer from him: “Mason Mill.”
14. Savitar going with Barry back to STAR labs in an attempt to be saved.
15. Iris fearlessly approaching Savitar and even caressing the scarred half of his face because this is her Barry.
16. Savitar’s genuine disappointment, as evidenced by his reaction to Killer Frost back at the lair (“I was a fool for believing it [could work].”)
17. Savitar casually dropping a spoiler about a future confrontation with a meta (Devo [sp?]) that will now almost certainly be in Season 4.
18. Savitar changing the plan and taking off; Barry and Wally rescuing their family.
19. The confrontation between Killer Frost, Savitar, and Vibe was awesome.
20. CYNTHIA MCFUXKIN REYNOLDS FTW.
21. “We’re connected, …jackass.”
22. Team Flash just casually hanging like “sup” during the Cynco convo.
23. Killer Frost killing Hunter, The Black Flash’s newest host.
24. Savitar’s stomach-dropping success when he launches the Speed Force quantum splicer and clones himself hundreds of times.
25. The real “hip hip hooray our heroes are here to save the day!” moment when Team Flash shows up.
26. Three on one, speedster style: Jay, Barry, and Wally versus Savitar.
27. Vibers against Killer Frost! I’m living!
28. Cisco throwing the cure at KF and giving her the choice to save herself.
29. “You get to die the same way twice.” (Cisco’s speedster-phobia just got a whole lot worse.)
30. Killer Frost saving Vibe from Savitar!! I’m living!!
31. Savitar’s mid-run lightning toss! Holy!!
32. Savitar knowing he only had minutes left.
33. Barry taking over the Savitar suit!! The SUIT TURNING RED!!
34. The suit looked so much more BA in red than blue ngl.
35. Barry about to kill Savitar a la Barry about to kill Zoom in 2.23.
36. Barry sparing Savitar.
37. Savitar’s final action being an attempt to kill Barry.
38. Iris stopping Savitar. That was so incredibly poetic. Also totally gonna hit her full force someday. Barry killed Iris; Iris killed Barry.
39. Barry and Iris’ hugs throughout this ep were beautiful.
40. The wedding invitations I’m sobbing.
41. Barry giving back the ring I’m weeping.
42. Man I love a good apocalypse! They did a great job hyping up the tension in those last few minutes with Speed Force on a rampage.
43. Almost forgot to mention JAY MCFRICKIN GARRICK.
44. Barry recognizing what he has to do and accepting it point blank.
45. (Barry’s relationship with the Speed Force I’m ALIVE.)
46. Everybody’s goodbyes.
47. Barry’s insistence that Iris keep running. (I can’t WAIT to see that play out 4.01.)
48. Barry getting a chance to rest I’m here for it.
49. Barry finally having an opportunity to find peace with Flashpoint I just.
50. Oh my GOD that episode.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your blog!! I was wondering if you could rec me some really angsty stiles fics, the pairing doesn't matter but I'm really in a mood for that kind of fic that makes you cry but has a good plot?

Do we have angst? Do you even have to ask? Of course we have angst. One of our founders was so known for her angst across the land that she was called Angst Wolf! So here you are. Enjoy the tears. - Anastasia (Wolf)

Originally posted by asvine-


To Feel Your Heart as It’s Keeping Mine by Vendelin

(1/1 I 8,563 I Teen I Sterek I Temporary Amnesia)

Stiles and Derek have been dating for four months, when Derek gets in an accident and loses all his memories from the past year and a half. Now, he’s once again the Derek Stiles used to despise, and even worse, Derek thinks that he still hates Stiles’ guts.

For better, for worse by Vendelin

(1/1 I 13,336 I Explicit I Sterek I Established Relationship)

Derek and Stiles have been married for six years. Derek loves his job as a successful lawyer, loves his financial security and his large house. It isn’t until Stiles gets shot while working that he starts to understand that maybe Stiles isn’t loving their life as much as Derek is.

Those Are The Days That Bind Us by s_a_m

(5/5 I  52,171 I Mature I Sterek, Berica, Jydia, Scallison, Stiles/OMC I BAMF!Stiles)

His father wasn’t stupid. He was an officer of the law, trained to look for patterns. He confronted Stiles about werewolves and they shouted and Stiles tried to explain but his father was so, so, so mad, more mad than Stiles had ever seen him, ever in all his life and then his father looked at him and said,

“It’s like you’re not my son anymore.”

And Stiles broke.

Ever After by Sybilina

(11/11 I  57,260 I Mature I Stiles/OFC, Sterek, Berica, Scallison I Depressed!Stiles, Suicidal Ideation)

Four years ago, Stiles left Beacon Hills, to go to college, to get away from the pack, to try to mend a broken heart. He thought he’d succeeded but right when graduation came around, his whole world fell apart. Again. There’s only so many times Stiles can deal with his world falling down around him. This was one time too many.

It isn’t about getting the girl, or the guy, because romance and lovey feelings aren’t a cure for depression.

Smoke & Mirrors by doodle

(1/1 I 68,644 I Explicit I Sterek, Stiles/OMC I Twin!Stiles)

“Mirror twin, actually,” Stiles corrected automatically. “It’s a subset of identical, but we’re not identical in the normal way. I’m the mirror image of him, or him me, whichever way you want to look at it.”

Stiles has spent his entire life in the shadow of JJ, his popular, captain of the lacrosse team, jackass twin brother. Now he only has to make it through the summer until JJ goes to college.

Easier said than done when JJ starts hooking up with Stiles’ crush, Derek Hale, and there’s a dead body in the preserve.

Move A Mountain by ZainClaw

(9/9 I 69,006 I Explicit I Sterek I Biker!Derek)

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel

(7/7 I  77,138 I Explicit I Sterek I Noncon, Mpreg)

“So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

Three Marks by sanam

(8/8 I  113,736 I Mature I Sterek, Derek/Paige I Mates)

“And then there was pain again, but this time it was in only three places—his arm, below his clavicle, and next to his heart, all on the left side. It felt like the skin was being sliced apart, ripped open, flayed off—
And suddenly it was done.
Derek looked across the room and saw the boy on the floor, looking about as bad as Derek felt.”

Derek and Stiles learn that bonding is probably best done with ridiculous amounts of video games and maybe a little bit of time.

Divided We Stand by KouriArashi

(29/29 I 156,742 I Mature I Sterek I Mates)

Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn’t expect and aren’t sure they approve of….

weirdwithhumor  asked:

Hey y'all! It's been a while since I have needed your lovely services [haven't been on here in a long while](: but I'm looking for some 'Stiles finds out about the supernatural' or he knows but no one knows that he knows [that's a lot of knowing...]

Originally posted by aph-danmark

I love this trope! Here you go @fearlesswolf14 - Anastasia

This I Can Handle by stileskolpath

(1/1 I 5,283 I Explicit I Sterek I Established Relationship)

“Stiles had to admit, there was something off about his boyfriend.

Derek was quiet, brooding, and built like a greek god. Seriously, Stiles questioned every dating choice he had ever made just by simply watching his shirt ride up his back, revealing a tract of flawless skin, pulled taut over ridges of muscle.

It made Stiles want.”

aka that time when Stiles didn’t know that Derek was a werewolf and was angsty about it.

Less Sass, More Cupcake by nezstorm, Valylene

(1/1 I  10,378 I Teen I Steter I Hurt/Comfort)

Stiles and Peter are a forever kind of deal. They know that, everyone who knows them knows that, the creatures they fight are aware of that, too. What they all don’t realize, though, is that Stiles and Peter haven’t taken the final step yet.

Match Made in Hale by iKnightWriter

(1/1 I  29,179 I Teen I Sterek, Scallison, Jydia I High School AU)

In hind sight he probably should’ve paid attention to the signs that were given. Otherwise, he wouldn’t been so unprepared about the hell that he was going to have to face.

Dude, Werewolves by mysecretashes

(1/1 I  29,623 I Explicit I Sterek I  Alive Hale Family)

Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.

Suspicious Minds by HaleHole (SweetFanfics)

(1/1 I  40,105 I Explicit I Sterek I Single Parent!Stiles)

“Don’t feed Balto your pizza,” Stiles mildly warns his daughter.

“Derek.”

Stiles pauses, mouth open and cheese sliding off the pizza as he parrots, “Derek? Who’s Derek?”

His daughter rolls her eyes, like Stiles has just asked her the dumbest question ever. “The wolf, Daddy!”

“You changed his name?” Stiles asks in surprise. Usually she’s pretty set about naming things. Her doll’s name was decided two seconds after receiving it, the car has been Alonzo for three years now, and the toaster ‘Pop’ for the last six months.

Meg nods, prodding the sliding cheese back on top of her slice. “Yeah. He told me his name is Derek. And that he doesn’t really like Balto.”

“Is that right?” he asks, eyeing the wolf who seems far too interested in watching a pair of animated moose arguing. It’s official. This wolf is weird. This whole situation is weird.


Separated from Laura after being cornered by some hunters, an injured Derek finds himself being rescued by Stiles and his young daughter. In more than one way.

Just the Same by ericaismeg

(7/7 I  68,066 I General I Sterek I High School AU)

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There’s just no way Derek Hale is human.
***
“I was wondering if you’re even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it’s ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It’s unfair for us. I mean, it’s obvious you work out, and I don’t, so that could be why, but like…I was just wondering if you were human, that’s all.”

“Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—”

“Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can’t threaten him with shit.

Smoke & Mirrors by doodle

(1/1 I 68,644 I Explicit I Sterek, Stiles/OMC I Twin!Stiles)

“Mirror twin, actually,” Stiles corrected automatically. “It’s a subset of identical, but we’re not identical in the normal way. I’m the mirror image of him, or him me, whichever way you want to look at it.”

Stiles has spent his entire life in the shadow of JJ, his popular, captain of the lacrosse team, jackass twin brother. Now he only has to make it through the summer until JJ goes to college.

Easier said than done when JJ starts hooking up with Stiles’ crush, Derek Hale, and there’s a dead body in the preserve.

See Me In Hindsight by weathervaanes, wishingonalightningbolt

(2/2 I  19,686 I Explicit I Sterek, Stalia, Stiles/OMC I Magic!Stiles)

Stiles is 18 when he finds out exactly what’s going on in Beacon Hills. He has a few months left before he goes off to college, has a while to help Scott become the best werewolf he can be - and also to get into Derek Hale’s pants. And his heart.

-0-

They’re in the woods when they get separated. They’re in the woods when the howls start. They’re out in the woods the night before prom and Scott gets attacked by a wolf. Except it’s not a wolf, not really, because it’s a werewolf, which means Scott is one too now.

In a few short minutes, Stiles’ world gets turned on its head. And then, to top it all off, Derek Hale comes back from getting his Master’s degree and kills Malia’s father—his uncle—a rogue Alpha werewolf—and turns glowing red eyes on Stiles’ shaking form. He’s never had such a confused fear boner in his life.

Hallowed Grounds by damnfancyscotch

(13/13 I 105,527 I Explicit I Sterek, Isaac/Erica, Boyd/Cora, Scira, Melissa/Sheriff I Full Shift)

Stiles is home for the summer after graduation and he is so ready to relax, work a little bit on his second book, and then he almost crashes his car when he swerves to avoid hitting a wolf. But, it’s like his dad says, there are no wolves in California.

Stiles doesn’t think much about it after that, especially once he runs into Erica who’s working at a coffee shop and her boss, the lovely Laura Hale, offers him a job.

Oh, and apparently he’s suddenly running a doggie summer camp because they just keep showing up at his house, especially the big black one who has the prettiest fur and the judgiest face on a dog he’s ever seen.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation by grimm

(4/4 I 118,749 I Explicit I Sterek, Berica, Scallison I Full Shift Derek)

There’s something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can’t quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

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