team enterprise go go go

I’m just thinking about the letters that the ground Crew of the Enterprise must get and I just-

Hi, this is Capt. Kirk, do I still have to file an attempted mutiny report if the mutineer was a fraction of my own personality given coporeal form via transporter accident, or is it all above board because both Captains were still James Kirks?

Not a hypothetical, please advise.

-Capt. J.T. Kirk, Enterprise.

How would you respond to that like what the fuck