team drunkeness

At the end of every summer the older campers get together to play drunk battle games with foam swords, padded arrows, armour made from cardboard and kitchen pots, and have chariot races with people pulling the chariots instead of Pegasus

agenderraskel  asked:

Your hair is gorgeous. Who's tried to style it?

well, most of the avengers have at some time or another. steve, tony, thor, and clint are all surprisingly good hairstylists.  i used to be able to do basic braids for my sisters, but the asskicking robot hand makes it pretty hard. hair tends to get stuck in the plates.
also–and my memory is pretty spotty, so this could be wrong–i think a hydra tech gave me french braids once??? i dont know why.
fuckin nazis.

Okay on the real NO QUEEN has EVER had the effect on me that sasha velour has

kahuna-burger  asked:

Hey, since you have trouble touching people without stabbing them, but like cuddling pets, have you considered trying to hug T'Challa? Or possibly getting Tony to put on cat ears?

you have a serious flaw in your logic. 

tchalla is a cat-man who has repeatedly tried to claw my face off. it was freakin traumatizing. you think a normal cat that doesnt wanna be petted is bad, try getting handsy with tchalla.

not that ive gotten handsy with tchalla. i like my face attached to my person, thank you very much.

tony put on cat ears a few months ago in a fit of confused sleep deprivation. the picture circulated through avengers-related group chats for weeks. nick fury called it, and i quote, ‘fucking adorable.’ tony is sometimes a no-toucher too though, so mostly we let him initiate contract when he wants to. so no, i did not hug tony when he was wearing cat ears. 

steve did have to carry him to bed though. and that picture circulated for months

anonymous asked:

Never have I ever been tied up. (Uhuhu let's get kinky)

Oooh ! I have been tied up !! So I have to drink right? *goes to drink*

*stops him* No, no. You don’t have to, it’s not your group’s turn yet.

I-It happened…*drinks*

Me too. But this didn’t happen for the reasons you are thinking about. *drinks*

What? Ibuki still can’t drink?! *doesn’t drink*


Hum no. *doesn’t drink*

Me neither. *doesn’t drink*

Oooh I have to drink again ! *drinks*

Nothing is solid enough to tie me down efficiently hahaha !

Hum shouldn’t we remind him that during the simulation he was-

*puts his hands on his mouth to stop him* Don’t tell him !…Eh! Did you just lick my hand?!

I did !

Essays in Existentialism: Rivals

Clarke and Lexa are rival cheerleading captains with a little too much sexual tension. They both stay in the same hotel with their teams for a competition.

“I want absolutely no fraternization,” the coach said as he placed his hands on his hips and moved up and down the sidewalk in front of the hotel. “There will be no pranking, no fighting, no yelling, no touching, no post cards, no letters, no hugging, no anything, with the opposing team. Am I understood?”

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25 Things we learned from Konoha Hiden Chapter 7:

1: Shino uses that “why/because” quirk in his own thoughts.  

2: Everyone in Konoha is obsessed with facial hair.

3. The reason this chapter is called the final mission is because it’s Team 8′s last mission together.

4. Both Kiba and Shino lead their own teams! 

5. Naruto and Hinata have a lot of things in common. Like their love of soup. 

6. Naruto still talks to plants.

7. In an ironic role reversal, Kiba regrets being left out of the Sasuke Hanabi-retrieval mission and having his name forgotten.

8. Mirai is the most adorable child ever. She calls Kiba ‘Kibamaru’, Akamaru “Akakiba”, and Shino “Uncle Buggy.” 

9. Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino visit Mirai tons.

10. Kiba and Shino don’t know Hanabi or the other Hyuugas too well.

11. Kiba and Shino didn’t go on the moon rescue mission because Karashi needed them specifically for civilian rescue operations.

12. Kiba has a secret new technique that can smash meteors. Apparently he used it to save Ichiraku’s? 

13. Teuchi will make ramen even during the apocalypse.

14. Kurenai was a heavyweight drinker before becoming a mommy.

15. All Aburames are lightweight drinkers, because alcohol affects their insects. Even certain medicines affect Shino’s bugs. (Oh God he’s going to get so drunk next chapter isn’t he?)

16. Kiba sucks at history.

17. Kurenai  was a sadistic teacher.

18. Kurenai is a cheek-pincher.

19.  Team 8′s gift is going to be wine. An aphrodesiac wine promoting fertility and energy. (Well now we know how Boruto’s generation was made.)

20. Naruto also doesn’t drink.

21. The mystical Senjuu honey wine can only be found in the hidden black market town of Soraku.

22. Konoha’s vests are lighter-weight now. Technology is changing.

23. Shino is sensitive about his looks. Specifically about looking old. 

24. Shino openly speaks about his feelings nowadays…with prompting.

25. According to Kiba, Shino has become very good-looking. “Definitely more good looking than Naruto’s stupid face” is how he put it.