As much fun as the imitation antics were, sometimes it’s best to just be yourself. Plus, once they stop screwing around, the Crystal Temps really do have a good team-up going. Connie’s skills and intuition, Peridot’s gadgeteering, Lapis’s godlike power.
Gee, where have we seen a group dynamic like that before…
Kaji Yuuki,Kamiya Hiroshi,Ishikawa Yui,Inoue Marina,Taniyama Kishou etc.
Hey,I translated some other
conversations from the Shingeki No Kyojin Gag Drama CD. Please, note that
since English it’s not my native language, the translation may contain some grammar/expression
mistakes.I’m really sorry for that,and I hope that despite of this you will
understand/enjoy these little conversations,they are really hilarious!:)
THE SCARF INCIDENT
Participants:Mikasa,Eren,Armin,Jean,Connie,Sasha,Erwin and Levi.
The story it’s about Mikasa’s stolen scarf and the
mysterious culprit.This track is 29 minutes long,so I will choose some really
interesting parts from it.
Erwin woke up with Mikasa’s scarf around his neck.He was
really confused ,because he didn’t even know who was the owner of the scarf.Suddenly,Eren and the
team(Armin,Mikasa,Jean,Connie and Sasha) knocked on the
door.Obviously,they were desperately
searching for Mikasa’scarf.They searched in all the rooms,but they couldn’t
find it.The only room wich wasn’t rummaged,was Erwin’s.They all enterted in
Jean:-Erwin danchou,do you have an idea where Mikasa’s scarf
Armin:-Sir,please,don’t think that we are suspecting you,but do you
have a clue about Mikasa’s scarf?
Erwin:-Is that scarf,by any chance,a red scarf?
Eren:-As one would expect,amazing,Erwin danchou!You even know
about your subordinate’s stuff!
Erwin:- No,that’s not it.The truth is that……
Armin:-THE SCARF WAS STOLEN!RIGHT,MIKASA?!
Mikasa:Yes!The supposition that I left it somewhere
accidentally it’s impossible.It was clearly stolen.My special skill is to cut meat.The culprit needs to be punished
Jean:Sorry,Erwin danchou.Mikasa is really nervous since
Erwin:-Aah…it’s understandable.It was a precious scarf,wasn’t
it? *he knows he’s in deep shit* -Uhm..do you suspect someone?
Sasha:Not at all….
Connie: I THINK THAT JEAN IS SUSPICIOUS.
Jean: HAA?WHAT?!WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,YOU LITTLE SHIT?!
Connie: But…but….you are always watching Mikasa’s
scarf,right?I know you do!
Jean:I’M NOT LOOKING AT THE SCARF!
Connie:Then what are you looking at?
Jean: Umh…uhh…umh….*ashamed* ANYHOW,I’M NOT THE CULPRIT!
Eren: Say it Jean!Be honest!Admit it!If you’ll do it
know,Mikasa will forgive you!
Erwin:You shouldn’t suspect someone without proof,right?
*Erwin is really in deep shit*
After this,to avert the suspicion,Erwin forms some groups to
search for Mikasa’s scarf.This group is named “Scarf Search Squad.”
Erwin goes to Levi to ask for advice, because he is afraid of
Mikasa’s retaliation and being labeled a pervert.(‘’hentai’’)
Erwin enters Levi’s room:
*Levi cleaning the room*
Erwin: *hiding*-Here,I’m here!
Levi:-What’s this?Why are you hiding?Is this a new training or
something?Why are you showing just half of yourself?
Erwin:-I have some problems Levi,help me!
Levi :What are you saying?The mankind is in a big trouble
since a long long time.The titans are outside the walls,and we are surrounded by a bunch of idiots.
After this Erwin talks to Levi about the incident.He asked
Levi to explain everything to Mikasa,to insure his innocence.In this time,The Scarf
Search Squad notices that Armin’s underwear is also missing. Levi it’s about to
tell the truth about the incident,but Erwin stops him because he doesn’t
want to be associated with Armin’s underwear going missing as well.Erwin and
Levi wanted to leave,but Eren asked them:
Eren:- Before you leave,please,danchou,heichou,could tell me
what were you doing last night?
Levi: -What’s up,Eren?Don’t tell me that you’re suspecting
Eren:-IT’S NOT LIKE THAT..just..just…
After this Eren asks a lot of questions from Erwin,and he’s
becoming crazy from the pressure(lol).It’s revealed that Erwin got drunk with Pixis last
night,and he didn’t even remember a thing.Suddenly,Levi stops the conversation
between Eren and Erwin and tells the truth about Erwin and the scarf.Erwin gets
angry.Everyone thinks that Erwin is a hentai,and he tries to explain himself.The
conclusion from the Search Squad is that the only one who is strong enough to
take away Mikasa’s scarf and put it around Erwin’s neck can be just Levi. He
becomes the main suspect,but there is no proof.Everyone thinks that he stole
Eren:-Levi heichou!Can you tell me what were you doing last
Levi:-I was cleaning the bathroom…..
Eren:-Is this an alibi?! HEICHOU! JUST ADMIT IT! YOU STOLE IT!
Levi:-EREN! Are you having fun right now,right?! -Erwin! Tell
this little piece of shit that I’m not interested in women’s scarf and men’s
underwear!Tell them!Erw…HEY!WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN’ AT?!!
*Erwin is laughing*
So,in the end,the truth finally came out.Erwin accidentally took
Mikasa’s scarf because he was cold when he got drunk with Pixis.Levi took Armin’s
underwear –also accidentally– because he thought it was a dust cloth and he
used it to clean things with it.Everything was revealed.
The audio file was too big to upload,so I cut it.(The audio file contains the scene when Eren starts suspecting Erwin and Levi).
By the way, I just love how graceful and coordinated, not to mention athletic fat characters are depicted as being in Steven Universe
Sure, Steven can be clumsy, but he’s inexperienced. As he gains skill, he learns coordination and can do excellent team attacks with Connie.
Here’s Rose Quartz landing in front of Greg.
The way her skirt flutters and her toes point down as she slowly descends is meant to make her look “light” and graceful. Fat characters always have the way they walk described in ways like “plodding,” but Rose Quartz is consistently portrayed as graceful and beautiful.
This carries over to Smoky Quartz.
Look at the poses they’re put in here. You know who the stance in the second image reminds me of?
Pearl. Pearl is a ballerina and her character is a perfectionist, all about precision and form. And Smoky Quartz is able to pull off these same poses when fighting as tiny thin Pearl.
Here we are with the landing softly again, just like Rose Quartz. Crewniverse could have had them land in a cloud of smoke and make the ground shake but they chose to show off Smoky Quartz’s coordination instead.
And this doesn’t compromise how powerful Smoky Quartz is.
One of my favorite things about Steven Universe is how well Connie and Steven work as a team. I love how these two constantly protect and support one another, no matter what. They have complete faith in each other and it really shows in scenes like this.