team connie

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I’ve never met Connie Maheswaran but I trust her

I Just Had The Best™ Idea I'm sure someone has already thought of

(But whoever else thought about this probably took it way more seriously than I’m about to)

• Klance Tangled AU

• Keith is Rapunzel and has magical emo hair

• Haggar is Gothel bc WITCH

• Keith wants to know about the shiny things in the sky but Haggar is stubborn and has no imagination so she doesn’t tell him

• Pidge is the Chameleon. They just showed up there one day and never left. Keith gives them free food and Haggar doesn’t know they’re there so Pidge is fine

• Or, consideration, maybe Pidge also has magical hair and that’s why they’re there, but Pidge REALLY wants to dramatically cut it off

• They want to do it so bad

• Pidge COULD tell Keith about the shiny things in the sky but they likes to watch him suffer so they say they don’t know

• But Actual Disney Princess Keith wants MORE

• Suddenly Lance-as-Flynn-Rider shows up

• Keith is like “take me to see the shiny things” and Lance is like “okay give me back my treasure and we have a deal”

• Hunk might just hang around Lance and complain about the lack of food. Him and Pidge hit it off and they pick on their respective only friends together

• Shiro and Allura are the king and queen but Keith’s not even their kid they adopted him

• But he was theirs for longer than his actual parents so he might as well be theirs

• And Actual Disney Princess Keith and Done With This Disney Shit Lance bicker a lot and then fall in love

• also Coran is the horse

調査兵団マフラー事件
Kaji Yuuki,Kamiya Hiroshi,Ishikawa Yui,Inoue Marina,Taniyama Kishou etc.
調査兵団マフラー事件

Hey,I translated some other conversations from the Shingeki No Kyojin Gag Drama CD. Please, note that since English it’s not my native language, the translation  may contain some grammar/expression mistakes.I’m really sorry for that,and I hope that despite of this you will understand/enjoy these little conversations,they are really hilarious!:)

THE SCARF INCIDENT

Participants:Mikasa,Eren,Armin,Jean,Connie,Sasha,Erwin and Levi.

The story it’s about Mikasa’s stolen scarf and the mysterious culprit.This track is 29 minutes long,so I will choose some really interesting parts from it.

Part 1.

Erwin woke up with Mikasa’s scarf around his neck.He was really confused ,because he didn’t even know who was the owner of the scarf.Suddenly,Eren and the team(Armin,Mikasa,Jean,Connie and Sasha) knocked on the door.Obviously,they were desperately searching for Mikasa’scarf.They searched in all the rooms,but they couldn’t find it.The only room wich wasn’t rummaged,was Erwin’s.They all enterted in Erwin’s room:

Jean:-Erwin danchou,do you have an idea where Mikasa’s scarf could be?

Armin:-Sir,please,don’t think that we are suspecting you,but do you have a clue about Mikasa’s scarf?

Erwin:-Is that scarf,by any chance,a red scarf?

Mikasa:-Yes.

Eren:-As one would expect,amazing,Erwin danchou!You even know about your subordinate’s stuff!

Erwin:- No,that’s not it.The truth is that……

Armin:-THE SCARF WAS STOLEN!RIGHT,MIKASA?!

Mikasa:Yes!The supposition that I left it somewhere accidentally it’s impossible.It was clearly stolen.My special skill is to cut meat.The culprit needs to be punished properly.

Jean:Sorry,Erwin danchou.Mikasa is really nervous since morning.

Erwin:-Aah…it’s understandable.It was a precious scarf,wasn’t it? *he knows he’s in deep shit* -Uhm..do you suspect someone?

Sasha:Not at all….

Connie: I THINK THAT JEAN IS SUSPICIOUS.

Jean: HAA?WHAT?!WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

Connie: But…but….you are always watching Mikasa’s scarf,right?I know you do!

Jean:I’M NOT LOOKING AT THE SCARF!

Connie:Then what are you looking at?

Jean: Umh…uhh…umh….*ashamed* ANYHOW,I’M NOT THE CULPRIT!

Eren: Say it Jean!Be honest!Admit it!If you’ll do it know,Mikasa will forgive you!

Erwin:You shouldn’t suspect someone without proof,right? *Erwin is really in deep shit*

After this,to avert the suspicion,Erwin forms some groups to search for Mikasa’s scarf.This group is named “Scarf Search Squad.”

Part.2

Erwin goes to Levi to ask for advice, because he is afraid of Mikasa’s retaliation and being labeled a pervert.(‘’hentai’’)

Erwin enters Levi’s room:

*Levi cleaning the room*

Erwin:-Levi…..Levi!

Levi:-Haa? 눈_눈

Erwin: *hiding*-Here,I’m here!

Levi:-What’s this?Why are you hiding?Is this a new training or something?Why are you showing just half of yourself?

Erwin:-I have some problems Levi,help me!

Levi :What are you saying?The mankind is in a big trouble since a long long time.The titans are outside the walls,and we are surrounded by a bunch of idiots. 눈‸눈

  After this Erwin talks to Levi about the incident.He asked Levi to explain everything to Mikasa,to insure his innocence.In this time,The Scarf Search Squad notices that Armin’s underwear is also missing. Levi it’s about to tell the truth about the incident,but Erwin stops him because he doesn’t want to be associated with Armin’s underwear going missing as well.Erwin and Levi wanted to leave,but Eren asked them:

Eren:- Before you leave,please,danchou,heichou,could tell me what were you doing last night?

Levi: -What’s up,Eren?Don’t tell me that you’re suspecting me! 屮눈皿눈

Eren:-IT’S NOT LIKE THAT..just..just…

After this Eren asks a lot of questions from Erwin,and he’s becoming crazy from the pressure(lol).It’s revealed that Erwin got drunk with Pixis last night,and he didn’t even remember a thing.Suddenly,Levi stops the conversation between Eren and Erwin and tells the truth about Erwin and the scarf.Erwin gets angry.Everyone thinks that Erwin is a hentai,and he tries to explain himself.The conclusion from the Search Squad is that the only one who is strong enough to take away Mikasa’s scarf and put it around Erwin’s neck can be just Levi. He becomes the main suspect,but there is no proof.Everyone thinks that he stole Armin’s underwear.

Eren:-Levi heichou!Can you tell me what were you doing last night?

Levi:-I was cleaning the bathroom…..

Eren:-Is this an alibi?! HEICHOU! JUST ADMIT IT! YOU STOLE IT!

Levi:-EREN! Are you having fun right now,right?! -Erwin! Tell this little piece of shit that I’m not interested in women’s scarf and men’s underwear!Tell them!Erw…HEY!WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN’ AT?!!

*Erwin is laughing*

So,in the end,the truth finally came out.Erwin accidentally took Mikasa’s scarf because he was cold when he got drunk with Pixis.Levi took Armin’s underwear –also accidentally– because he thought it was a dust cloth and he used it to clean things with it.Everything was revealed.

The audio file was too big to upload,so I cut it.(The audio file contains the scene when Eren starts suspecting Erwin and Levi).

   Also,I highlighted the funnier parts.XD.

  • Jean: Alright people, Let's do this thing. Go, Team Dynamite!
  • Sasha: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
  • Mikasa: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
  • Connie: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
  • Jean: Alright, Alright, Alright! From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.

I’ve seen a lot of posts depicting Connie having a negative reaction to Peridot… But WHAT IF … Connidot. (Steven ships it LOL)

Star Universe Over Gravity Time Hunger Games Sim

XD, i did this out of boredom, and now you guys get to see the results of the games.

Here were out tributes, I tried to keep them as even as possible.

It’s gonna be a long post XD

Lets’ begin

The alliances have started XD

Of course the litch becomes part of the team, poor marceline….. XD

WHAT??!!

Pffft, steven knows just how to cheer everybody up.

OMG GREG YOU MURDERED YOUR BIRD FRIEND

AND OMG WTH??!! XDDDD

0-0

Well, geez mabel….

Well…….there goes wirt…

Yes, i gave them all images for when they died. XD

Awwwwww

Heh, team three eyes, and connie you better watch out…

Awww, poor marcy.

WHAT????!!!!

((Pffft steven is just gonna make everyone sing with him))

Ludo is kicking everyone’s butt man.

Pfffft, so much for the beast…..he can turn people into trees but can’t even climb em.

Steven, even makes friends out of enemies on here XD

Guess that didn’t work out for the best this time.

FINNNN!!! JAKEEEEEEEE!!

Garnet has no mercy at all.

Connie, noble to the end.

Awwwwww….

Pearl and Ludo work together so much omg..

Welp, so much for them…

OMg marcy and star!!!??

NOOOOOOOOO

Welp, there goes pearl……

….

Wow, that was anticlimactic….

OMG MABEL WON.

XD

That was pretty funny

By the way, I just love how graceful and coordinated, not to mention athletic fat characters are depicted as being in Steven Universe

Sure, Steven can be clumsy, but he’s inexperienced.  As he gains skill, he learns coordination and can do excellent team attacks with Connie.

Here’s Rose Quartz landing in front of Greg.

The way her skirt flutters and her toes point down as she slowly descends is meant to make her look “light” and graceful.  Fat characters always have the way they walk described in ways like “plodding,” but Rose Quartz is consistently portrayed as graceful and beautiful.

This carries over to Smoky Quartz.

Look at the poses they’re put in here.  You know who the stance in the second image reminds me of?

Pearl.  Pearl is a ballerina and her character is a perfectionist, all about precision and form.  And Smoky Quartz is able to pull off these same poses when fighting as tiny thin Pearl.

Here we are with the landing softly again, just like Rose Quartz.  Crewniverse could have had them land in a cloud of smoke and make the ground shake but they chose to show off Smoky Quartz’s coordination instead.

And this doesn’t compromise how powerful Smoky Quartz is.

They’re strong enough to break the ground!

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One of my favorite things about Steven Universe is how well Connie and Steven work as a team. I love how these two constantly protect and support one another, no matter what. They have complete faith in each other and it really shows in scenes like this.