Steven Universe Edgy Theory Generator? It was an online generator that came up
with absurd theories for Steven Universe. It was popular with the fandom awhile
ago. I made three comics that were about if these theories were true. These
comics were fun to make because I didn’t have to waste time on set up or
anything like that, I could get to the jokes quicker. The most popular seems to
be the third one. The joke at end seems to be the popular favorite, which
surprised me because I was very unsure about making the joke. However people
did find it funny so I guess it did work. Raven Molisee, a writer and story
boarder for Steven Universe, liked this post so I guess this is Crewniverse
easily my most popular Mellow Frames as well as the most controversial. I do
admit that I do have a few questions that could’ve been reworded ( “Where
are my Limb Enhancers” should be “ Am I ever going to get my limb
enhancers back”, “ Did Rose have any humans before Greg” should
be “ Who were the humans that Rose had before Greg and what happened to
them”) Also there were some questions I should have asked like “ Will
Greg ever move on”, “ what did Peridot ‘mean by Harvest me’”, “Who owns the Big Donut”, and “ where are the cops in Beach City?”.
said I do think some of the complaints are funny. I literally said it was a
metaphor, but so many people took it literally. I’ve seen a few post
complaining about this comic specifically saying this is how ridiculous SU
Crits are. That makes me a little proud. Many believe that this comic is anti
filler, but really my intention was to point out that there is a lot of
possibilities for interesting stories, but season 4 wasn’t taking advantage of
that. Though not all the questions were like that.
of the people did like this comic and I’m proud of it. It’s just not higher
because I prefer the ones where I am telling more of a story.
oldie, but a goodie. It’s just about the gems playing fuse, marry, kill (though
in hindsight it should have been fuse, marry, shatter or fuse, marry, bubble),
but Pearl is giving eyebrow raising answers. This is pretty much the birth of
the character we call Problematic Pearl. Problematic Pearl is pretty much
Pearl, but is blatantly unapologetic and her flaws have been ramped up. This
comic did become a slight meme as I’ve seen people on Tumblr and Reddit
reference it. I believe this one is all right.
For those who
don’t know, I have a secondary account called Ask Problematic Pearl. It’s an
account where I have people ask questions towards Problematic Pearl, which is
the Mellow Frames version of Pearl. This is easily my most popular post on that
account and I understand why. I feel like this one isn’t cheating to put
on here since it’s done in a Mellow Frames sort of format. The ask I got for
this came months before I answered. I waited so long to finally make this comic
because I wanted to play the game for awhile so I can get the references right.
I feel like it paid off. Also this is the only Pokémon Go meme I found that
isn’t either condescending to players or about team stereotypes.
I’m a little
surprised that this one is as popular as it is, I guess people like Garnet
drawing boobs. In hindsight it is pretty funny and the boobs did look better
than I expected (I can’t draw, but I know how to use Illustrator). Here’s a fun
fact about what seems to be everyone favorite line “I hope not”, It
was originally going to be said by Lars. I was thinking about doing a Mellow
Frames on the Good Lars, where Sadie and Steven decide to get baked instead of
helping Lars bake. While they’re high in the basement, Aquamarine and Topaz come
in and kidnap Lars. Aquamarine asked Lars “ Are you my dad?” to which
Lars replied with “ I hope not.” I ended up scrapping the idea
because of time restraint ( and it not being that funny) so I gave the line to
Connie. In hindsight, having Connie say it is a lot funnier.
Well this one
certainly has an erotic title, though it still accurately describes this comic.
Not only is Jasper thirsty, but we have an added subplot about Pearl sailing
out to hit on Jasper. I had quite a few people tell me that they hated this
episode, but this comic made them feel a lot better. That makes feel a lot
I can’t believe
how right this comic was. Not only was I right, the game didn’t even hide it.
For a while this was actually the Mellow Frames with the most views, which is
surprising because usually only the SU stuff gets notes (aside: I really need
to start making Pokémon comics again since Ultra Sun/Moon are coming out).
There was even a well-made dub of this comic made by Ravens Dub. They did a
pretty good job on it.
Mr. Greg was
for me the episode that saved Pearl’s character, however that’s not very funny.
What is funny is to put Problematic Pearl in the episode. So this comic is
pretty much the episode except with Problematic Pearl and no musical numbers.
This is probably one of the few Mellow Frames where I was laughing while making
My best comics
happen to be the ones on the episodes I like (people would think it would be
the other way around). Mindful Education is one of my favorite episodes so Do
You Mind I’m Full of Education is one of my favorite Mellow Frames. Despite the
episode being so good, I still have a lot material especially with bitter
misused Garnet. It seems people’s favorite part is when Garnet asked Stevonnie
the uncomfortable question. I was very worried about that moment since Garnet
used an arguably offensive (some people told me the word wasn’t as much offensive
as it was archaic. With that said, I never use the word unless in relation to a
famous trope), but nobody got offended. Fun fact: that scene has also inspired
an original film that I’m currently writing. This one is just one I love
reading and I hope you do too.
And here’s #1, it was #1 the last list and it’s #1 her too.
This one asks an important question, what if Peridot planted escape pods
throughout the ship. It really doesn’t work out. People love seeing villains fail, and it’s usually funny to
see it done by their own volition. What makes this comic the best one is that
it works even if you haven’t seen what it’s parodying. I showed this comic to
my little sister who hasn’t even seen Steven Universe, and she laughed hard. I
also liked the interactions between Japer and Peridot, which wasn’t really that
different from the show. Until “Aether Foundation is Suspicious as Fuck” and
“Just a Few Questions” this was the Mellow Frames with the most notes, and it
really deserves it. Like the Aether Foundation comic this too has a dub that
you should check out (I’m linking to my reblog because the dubber deactivated
their account). Honestly this one is still the funniest in my opinion.
And that was my top 30 Mellow Frames. I would like to thank you all for following my Mellow Frames and supporting them too. Making these have been a lot of fun despite the lack of financial returns. Now I’m going to tell you all a little secret. So many people have asked me to do an abridged series of these frames, and I’ve usually said no. Now I’m going to tell you that I actually really want to, and I probably will eventually. Right now I’m trying to get financially independent, but after I accomplish that I’m thinking about making the SU comics into videos. I just need to learn how to edit an abridge series (though it’s not exactly an abridge series) and get voice actors since I can’t voice act (though I know a few people would be perfect voices). So it probably won’t happen this year, but eventually I would like these Mellow Frames to not just be comics anymore.
A/N: BEFORE SOME OF YOU HAVE A FIT, THIS IS POSTED ON. MY DEVIANTART. BAD BITCHES DON’T PLAGIARIZE. STAY IN SCHOOL. This had been an idea in my head for a while and it was so fun writing it.
If any of you got caught, Captain Levi would kick your assses with no questions asked then wouldn’t hesitate to give you stable duty for a month. You don’t remember whose idea it was to sneak out for a late night swim but you were pretty sure it was you. Actually, it was you. But it was for a good cause!
“Its so fucking hot.” Jean groaned as he ran his fingers through his damp hair. “Tell us something we don’t know, Jean.” Eren said rolling his eyes. Jean glared at Eren lazily not in the mood to fight with him. It was far too hot.
It would be you guys’ luck to have a heatwave on the day you have an ODM assessment, hand to hand combat training and extra chores. Due the the scorching temperature, it made everyone really lazy and in a ‘meh’ kind of mood.
Looking around you saw Sasha sprawled out on the floor muttering something about food. Ymir and Krista were on the couch to your right. Ymir had her head laying on Krista’s lap. Jean and Connie were sitting in an open window looking for any kind of breeze. Armin, Mikasa and Eren were sitting on the couch in front of you. Eren had his legs on the coffee table with his hands behind his head. Mikasa didn’t seem to be bothered about the heat and Armin had flushed cheeks and his hair was in the cutest fucking man-bun. Reiner and Bertholdt were trying to fan themselves from the heat sitting at the couch on your left. And you?
You were sprawled upside down on the couch dying from the heat. You felt like you were melting under Satan’s ballsack. Water is what you needed right now. That’s right! Water! You flipped yourself up on the couch making everyone look at you with curious eyes from you sudden gain of energy.
“What’s up, (Name)?” Armin asked curiously.“ "I have an idea..”
You snuck through the halls with your towel tight in hand being careful to not wake anyone or cause a commotion. You were excited for three main reasons: 1.) You all got some well deserved off time. 2.) You got a chance to cool down from earlier. 3.) Hot shirtless guys. I mean come on.
The deal was that everyone met up at the stables so you all could ride out to the lake. The lake was about fifteen minutes away from HQ. It was probably the most relaxing thing you’ve ever encountered. The water was crystal blue and it had a mini waterfall. One the other side of the falling water was a cave that was nice to float in. There were crystal like rocks that made the walls twinkle. The water always seemed to be just the right temperature to cool anyone down.
When you finally got to the stables you found everyone there and you heard excited whispers filled the atmosphere as you walked closer to the group.
“Took you long enough.” Jean said with a playful smile as he elbowed your arm. You punched his chest lightly. “Shush. I didn’t want to wake anyone.” You said with a smile. “Alright. Let’s go before Captain shows up and kills us.” Eren said as he got on his horse. “He’s right.” Connie said while getting up on his horse.
“Hey, (Name). Wanna ride with me?” You turned around and saw Reiner with a smirk on his face. “You ride like a girl, I wanna go fast.” You said poking his chest. Everyone snickered at your comment making Reiner roll his eyes.
“How about you ride me instead?” “Not interested, Braun~” You sang and got up on your horse.
You all had arrived at the lake and it was beautiful. The moonlight shined bright illuminating the beautiful blue water. The water seemed to be twinkling. Everyone got off their horses and tied them to a post nearby before racing back to the water.
This was the fun part: Stripping.
The guys spent little time discarding their shirts and shorts leaving them in their trunks and jumping into the lake. They looked pretty fucking hot if we’re being honest here. They all had nice toned bodies but one guy shocked you in particular: Eren. You expected him to be fit but not this fit. He had a full 6 pack and muscled biceps and the V line. He had the fucking V line.
Your cheeks flamed to a hot red when you realized you were staring and saw Eren, Reiner and Jean smirking at you. Jean something that was inaudible then they started to engage in a conversation. They looked hella suspicious.
You shook your head and unbuttoned your shorts sliding them down and stepping out of them, revealing your (favorite color) swim suit bottoms. Then you quickly discarded your shirt, showing your matching top.
“Hey, (Name).” Jean walked up to you with a grin. “Hi, Jean.” You greeted him but something felt off. You suddenly felt a hard slap on your ass. You whipped around to see Eren looking terrified but very accomplished at the same time. “Eren, what the fuck-” You soon felt yourself being picked up bridal style and headed towards the lake. You looked up and saw that your captor was Reiner.
Those sneaky little shits.
“Reiner, you better not!” You yelled as you both got closer and closer to the water. “Hold on tight.” You heard him say and before you knew it you felt the water consume your body. You swam to the surface and popped your head out of the water and saw everyone laughing at what just happened.
Out of the corner of your eye you saw Reiner, Jean and Eren high five each other.
Jerks. They better be happy that they’re attractive.
“Okay, everyone get into teams!” Sasha said.
You all were having a “nice and fair” game of chicken fight. The teams were: Sasha and Connie, Reiner and Krista, Ymir and Bertholdt, Eren and Mikasa and Jean and yourself. Armin was the scorekeeper.
You soon felt yourself being lifted out of the water and on Jean’s shoulders. He rested his hands on your thighs to keep you balanced. “Hey, I’m finally in between your legs.” Jean said. You could practically hear the grin in his voice. “You’re so crude.” You said and rested your hands on his head. “So you know we’re going to have to fight dirty, right?” Jean said and looked up at you. “Of course.” You smirked.
You all went in rounds and the winner of each round continued on to the final round. The first round was team Mikasa vs. team Krista. Reiner had a big fucking mouth until Mikasa pushed poor Krista off his shoulders in one swift movement. Round two consisted of team Ymir vs. team Sasha. Because Bertholdt was so fucking tall, they had a clear advantage and quickly knocked Sasha off Connie’s shoulders.
The last round was a triple threat. You and Jean, vs. Team Mikasa vs. Team Ymir.
“You ready to get your asses kicked?” Jean asked confidently making Eren roll his eyes at him. Bertholdt kept quiet but Ymir was throwing him a glare. “Ready? Go!” Armin yelled starting the match. You all stared at each other waiting for someone to make the first move. Ymir and Mikasa locked hands and started to knock each other off. You and Jean sat back and watched them go at it until surprisingly, Mikasa fell off of Eren’s shoulders. Ymir raised her arms up in victory.
It was time to play dirty.
“Hey, Bert?” You called for him and he looked at you a bit confused. “You look extremely sexy when you’re all wet like that.” You said in your most seductive voice. Bertholdt froze and his face turned a bright shade of red. Ymir looked down at Bert trying to get him to get him to get focused.
This was your chance. Jean charged at Ymir and Bert and you quickly pushed Ymir off his shoulders. You smirked as she hit the water. “Wooo!” You yelled in happily. A few seconds later she popped her head out the water. “No fair, (Name)! You can’t use your hotness to win!” She yelled and you just shrugged. “And I think you broke Bertholdt.” She added on with an amused look. He was still in the same spot with wide eyes and a heavy blush. “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” Jean said.
It was getting late so you all decided to head back to HQ. You guys put back your horses and headed into HQ quietly.
It was quite. Too quiet.
“Hey guys, something feels…off.” Eren said looking around. “Yeah, I can’t explain it-” Armin was cut off by a strict deep voice. “Can someone care to tell me why the fuck are you all coming into HQ at this time of night?” Captain Levi stood in front of you all with his arms crossed and a very pissed off look.
“We- um-” You started and looked around uncomfortably.
“He can’t beat all of our asses, run!” You all scattered throughout the hallway and ran your separate ways.
Curse my pokemon team headcanons agh. Wait is it even called a headcanon if it’s for your own character? Well anyway if Zoe was a trainer in a pokemon game she’d have a bunch of cute pokemon with cute nicknames and then a level 70 hydreigon called Sweetie completely unironically because Have You Seen Deino
I watched the episode, saw this image and took a screenshot, because damn this shot composition is sooooo good! I’ve already talked about AoT so I won’t say much more, only that I am loving this season so far!!! Keep up the good work Wit!
What if Steven saw Jenny and buck holding hands and the next day saw sour cream kiss Jenny on the cheek and was like WHOA IS SHE CHEATING?? So he goes and tells buck and buck just starts laughing and he tells sour cream and Jenny and they start laughing and Steven is just sitting there like "?? This isn't funny??"
Awww, that’s so cute, aha.
Steven would totally feel it’s the right thing to do, too, to tell Buck about it. Or, since he’s so good-natured and pretty forgiving, I think he’d be a little hesitant about thinking badly of Jenny and try to ‘go undercover’ w/ connie or something to find out what’s REALLY going on…!