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30 Best Mellow Frames (Part 3)



Sorry for the delay, here are the top ten Mellow Frames: 

10. Steven Universe Characters React to Edgy Theories 3:

Remember the Steven Universe Edgy Theory Generator? It was an online generator that came up with absurd theories for Steven Universe. It was popular with the fandom awhile ago. I made three comics that were about if these theories were true. These comics were fun to make because I didn’t have to waste time on set up or anything like that, I could get to the jokes quicker. The most popular seems to be the third one. The joke at end seems to be the popular favorite, which surprised me because I was very unsure about making the joke. However people did find it funny so I guess it did work. Raven Molisee, a writer and story boarder for Steven Universe, liked this post so I guess this is Crewniverse approved. Neat.

9. Just a Few Questions:

This is easily my most popular Mellow Frames as well as the most controversial. I do admit that I do have a few questions that could’ve been reworded ( “Where are my Limb Enhancers” should be “ Am I ever going to get my limb enhancers back”, “ Did Rose have any humans before Greg” should be “ Who were the humans that Rose had before Greg and what happened to them”) Also there were some questions I should have asked like “ Will Greg ever move on”, “ what did Peridot ‘mean by Harvest me’”, “Who owns the Big Donut”, and “ where are the cops in Beach City?”. 

With that said I do think some of the complaints are funny. I literally said it was a metaphor, but so many people took it literally. I’ve seen a few post complaining about this comic specifically saying this is how ridiculous SU Crits are. That makes me a little proud. Many believe that this comic is anti filler, but really my intention was to point out that there is a lot of possibilities for interesting stories, but season 4 wasn’t taking advantage of that. Though not all the questions were like that.

Honestly most of the people did like this comic and I’m proud of it. It’s just not higher because I prefer the ones where I am telling more of a story.

8. Fuse, Marry, Kill:

Here’s an oldie, but a goodie. It’s just about the gems playing fuse, marry, kill (though in hindsight it should have been fuse, marry, shatter or fuse, marry, bubble), but Pearl is giving eyebrow raising answers. This is pretty much the birth of the character we call Problematic Pearl. Problematic Pearl is pretty much Pearl, but is blatantly unapologetic and her flaws have been ramped up. This comic did become a slight meme as I’ve seen people on Tumblr and Reddit reference it. I believe this one is all right.

7. Problematic Pearl: Pokémon Go:

For those who don’t know, I have a secondary account called Ask Problematic Pearl. It’s an account where I have people ask questions towards Problematic Pearl, which is the Mellow Frames version of Pearl. This is easily my most popular post on that account and I understand why.  I feel like this one isn’t cheating to put on here since it’s done in a Mellow Frames sort of format. The ask I got for this came months before I answered. I waited so long to finally make this comic because I wanted to play the game for awhile so I can get the references right. I feel like it paid off. Also this is the only Pokémon Go meme I found that isn’t either condescending to players or about team stereotypes.

6. Are You the People I’m Suppose to Kidnap:

I’m a little surprised that this one is as popular as it is, I guess people like Garnet drawing boobs. In hindsight it is pretty funny and the boobs did look better than I expected (I can’t draw, but I know how to use Illustrator). Here’s a fun fact about what seems to be everyone favorite line “I hope not”, It was originally going to be said by Lars. I was thinking about doing a Mellow Frames on the Good Lars, where Sadie and Steven decide to get baked instead of helping Lars bake. While they’re high in the basement, Aquamarine and Topaz come in and kidnap Lars. Aquamarine asked Lars “ Are you my dad?” to which Lars replied with “ I hope not.” I ended up scrapping the idea because of time restraint ( and it not being that funny) so I gave the line to Connie. In hindsight, having Connie say it is a lot funnier.

5. The Lust Boat:

Well this one certainly has an erotic title, though it still accurately describes this comic. Not only is Jasper thirsty, but we have an added subplot about Pearl sailing out to hit on Jasper. I had quite a few people tell me that they hated this episode, but this comic made them feel a lot better. That makes feel a lot better.

4. Aether Foundation is Suspicious as Fuck:

I can’t believe how right this comic was. Not only was I right, the game didn’t even hide it. For a while this was actually the Mellow Frames with the most views, which is surprising because usually only the SU stuff gets notes (aside: I really need to start making Pokémon comics again since Ultra Sun/Moon are coming out). There was even a well-made dub of this comic made by Ravens Dub. They did a pretty good job on it.

3. Miss Problematic Pearl:

Mr. Greg was for me the episode that saved Pearl’s character, however that’s not very funny. What is funny is to put Problematic Pearl in the episode. So this comic is pretty much the episode except with Problematic Pearl and no musical numbers. This is probably one of the few Mellow Frames where I was laughing while making it.

2. Do You Mind, I’m Full of Education:

My best comics happen to be the ones on the episodes I like (people would think it would be the other way around). Mindful Education is one of my favorite episodes so Do You Mind I’m Full of Education is one of my favorite Mellow Frames. Despite the episode being so good, I still have a lot material especially with bitter misused Garnet. It seems people’s favorite part is when Garnet asked Stevonnie the uncomfortable question. I was very worried about that moment since Garnet used an arguably offensive (some people told me the word wasn’t as much offensive as it was archaic. With that said, I never use the word unless in relation to a famous trope), but nobody got offended. Fun fact: that scene has also inspired an original film that I’m currently writing. This one is just one I love reading and I hope you do too.

1.     Peridot’s Hidden Escape Pods:

And here’s #1, it was #1 the last list and it’s #1 her too. This one asks an important question, what if Peridot planted escape pods throughout the ship. It really doesn’t work out. People love seeing villains fail, and it’s usually funny to see it done by their own volition. What makes this comic the best one is that it works even if you haven’t seen what it’s parodying. I showed this comic to my little sister who hasn’t even seen Steven Universe, and she laughed hard. I also liked the interactions between Japer and Peridot, which wasn’t really that different from the show. Until “Aether Foundation is Suspicious as Fuck” and “Just a Few Questions” this was the Mellow Frames with the most notes, and it really deserves it. Like the Aether Foundation comic this too has a dub that you should check out (I’m linking to my reblog because the dubber deactivated their account). Honestly this one is still the funniest in my opinion.

And that was my top 30 Mellow Frames. I would like to thank you all for following my Mellow Frames and supporting them too. Making these have been a lot of fun despite the lack of financial returns. Now I’m going to tell you all a little secret. So many people have asked me to do an abridged series of these frames, and I’ve usually said no. Now I’m going to tell you that I actually really want to, and I probably will eventually. Right now I’m trying to get financially independent, but after I accomplish that I’m thinking about making the SU comics into videos. I just need to learn how to edit an abridge series (though it’s not exactly an abridge series) and get voice actors since I can’t voice act (though I know a few people would be perfect voices). So it probably won’t happen this year, but eventually I would like these Mellow Frames to not just be comics anymore. 


A master post of all the thumbnails I’ve made for @teamrammyz so far. Expect more! (Click the image for better quality.)

a night a the lake | various x reader

A/N: BEFORE SOME OF YOU HAVE A FIT, THIS IS POSTED ON. MY DEVIANTART. BAD BITCHES DON’T PLAGIARIZE. STAY IN SCHOOL. This had been an idea in my head for a while and it was so fun writing it.

Originally posted by pinkrainbowworld

If any of you got caught, Captain Levi would kick your assses with no questions asked then wouldn’t hesitate to give you stable duty for a month. You don’t remember whose idea it was to sneak out for a late night swim but you were pretty sure it was you. Actually, it was you. But it was for a good cause!

Its so fucking hot.” Jean groaned as he ran his fingers through his damp hair.
“Tell us something we don’t know, Jean.” Eren said rolling his eyes. Jean glared at Eren lazily not in the mood to fight with him. It was far too hot.

It would be you guys’ luck to have a heatwave on the day you have an ODM assessment, hand to hand combat training and extra chores. Due the the scorching temperature, it made everyone really lazy and in a ‘meh’ kind of mood.

Looking around you saw Sasha sprawled out on the floor muttering something about food. Ymir and Krista were on the couch to your right. Ymir had her head laying on Krista’s lap. Jean and Connie were sitting in an open window looking for any kind of breeze. Armin, Mikasa and Eren were sitting on the couch in front of you. Eren had his legs on the coffee table with his hands behind his head. Mikasa didn’t seem to be bothered about the heat and Armin had flushed cheeks and his hair was in the cutest fucking man-bun. Reiner and Bertholdt were trying to fan themselves from the heat sitting at the couch on your left. And you?

You were sprawled upside down on the couch dying from the heat. You felt like you were melting under Satan’s ballsack. Water is what you needed right now. That’s right! Water! You flipped yourself up on the couch making everyone look at you with curious eyes from you sudden gain of energy.

“What’s up, (Name)?” Armin asked curiously.“
"I have an idea..”

You snuck through the halls with your towel tight in hand being careful to not wake anyone or cause a commotion. You were excited for three main reasons:
1.) You all got some well deserved off time.
2.) You got a chance to cool down from earlier.
3.) Hot shirtless guys. I mean come on.

The deal was that everyone met up at the stables so you all could ride out to the lake. The lake was about fifteen minutes away from HQ. It was probably the most relaxing thing you’ve ever encountered. The water was crystal blue and it had a mini waterfall. One the other side of the falling water was a cave that was nice to float in. There were crystal like rocks that made the walls twinkle. The water always seemed to be just the right temperature to cool anyone down.

When you finally got to the stables you found everyone there and you heard excited whispers filled the atmosphere as you walked closer to the group.

“Took you long enough.” Jean said with a playful smile as he elbowed your arm. You punched his chest lightly.
“Shush. I didn’t want to wake anyone.” You said with a smile.
“Alright. Let’s go before Captain shows up and kills us.” Eren said as he got on his horse.
“He’s right.” Connie said while getting up on his horse.

“Hey, (Name). Wanna ride with me?” You turned around and saw Reiner with a smirk on his face.
“You ride like a girl, I wanna go fast.” You said poking his chest. Everyone snickered at your comment making Reiner roll his eyes.

“How about you ride me instead?”
“Not interested, Braun~” You sang and got up on your horse.


You all had arrived at the lake and it was beautiful. The moonlight shined bright illuminating the beautiful blue water. The water seemed to be twinkling. Everyone got off their horses and tied them to a post nearby before racing back to the water.

This was the fun part: Stripping.

The guys spent little time discarding their shirts and shorts leaving them in their trunks and jumping into the lake. They looked pretty fucking hot if we’re being honest here. They all had nice toned bodies but one guy shocked you in particular: Eren. You expected him to be fit but not this fit. He had a full 6 pack and muscled biceps and the V line. He had the fucking V line.

Your cheeks flamed to a hot red when you realized you were staring and saw Eren, Reiner and Jean smirking at you. Jean something that was inaudible then they started to engage in a conversation. They looked hella suspicious.

You shook your head and unbuttoned your shorts sliding them down and stepping out of them, revealing your (favorite color) swim suit bottoms. Then you quickly discarded your shirt, showing your matching top.

“Hey, (Name).” Jean walked up to you with a grin.
“Hi, Jean.” You greeted him but something felt off.
You suddenly felt a hard slap on your ass. You whipped around to see Eren looking terrified but very accomplished at the same time.
“Eren, what the fuck-” You soon felt yourself being picked up bridal style and headed towards the lake. You looked up and saw that your captor was Reiner.

Those sneaky little shits.

“Reiner, you better not!” You yelled as you both got closer and closer to the water.
“Hold on tight.” You heard him say and before you knew it you felt the water consume your body. You swam to the surface and popped your head out of the water and saw everyone laughing at what just happened.

Out of the corner of your eye you saw Reiner, Jean and Eren high five each other.

Jerks. They better be happy that they’re attractive.


“Okay, everyone get into teams!” Sasha said.

You all were having a “nice and fair” game of chicken fight. The teams were: Sasha and Connie, Reiner and Krista, Ymir and Bertholdt, Eren and Mikasa and Jean and yourself. Armin was the scorekeeper.

You soon felt yourself being lifted out of the water and on Jean’s shoulders. He rested his hands on your thighs to keep you balanced.
“Hey, I’m finally in between your legs.” Jean said. You could practically hear the grin in his voice.
“You’re so crude.” You said and rested your hands on his head.
“So you know we’re going to have to fight dirty, right?” Jean said and looked up at you.
“Of course.” You smirked.

You all went in rounds and the winner of each round continued on to the final round. The first round was team Mikasa vs. team Krista. Reiner had a big fucking mouth until Mikasa pushed poor Krista off his shoulders in one swift movement. Round two consisted of team Ymir vs. team Sasha. Because Bertholdt was so fucking tall, they had a clear advantage and quickly knocked Sasha off Connie’s shoulders.

The last round was a triple threat. You and Jean, vs. Team Mikasa vs. Team Ymir.

“You ready to get your asses kicked?” Jean asked confidently making Eren roll his eyes at him. Bertholdt kept quiet but Ymir was throwing him a glare.
“Ready? Go!” Armin yelled starting the match.
You all stared at each other waiting for someone to make the first move. Ymir and Mikasa locked hands and started to knock each other off. You and Jean sat back and watched them go at it until surprisingly, Mikasa fell off of Eren’s shoulders. Ymir raised her arms up in victory.

It was time to play dirty.

“Hey, Bert?” You called for him and he looked at you a bit confused. “You look extremely sexy when you’re all wet like that.” You said in your most seductive voice. Bertholdt froze and his face turned a bright shade of red. Ymir looked down at Bert trying to get him to get him to get focused.

This was your chance. Jean charged at Ymir and Bert and you quickly pushed Ymir off his shoulders. You smirked as she hit the water.
“Wooo!” You yelled in happily. A few seconds later she popped her head out the water.
“No fair, (Name)! You can’t use your hotness to win!” She yelled and you just shrugged. “And I think you broke Bertholdt.” She added on with an amused look. He was still in the same spot with wide eyes and a heavy blush.
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” Jean said.


It was getting late so you all decided to head back to HQ. You guys put back your horses and headed into HQ quietly.

It was quite. Too quiet.

“Hey guys, something feels…off.” Eren said looking around.
“Yeah, I can’t explain it-” Armin was cut off by a strict deep voice.
“Can someone care to tell me why the fuck are you all coming into HQ at this time of night?” Captain Levi stood in front of you all with his arms crossed and a very pissed off look.

“We- um-” You started and looked around uncomfortably.

“He can’t beat all of our asses, run!” You all scattered throughout the hallway and ran your separate ways.

Let’s just say training the next day was a bitch.

Curse my pokemon team headcanons agh. Wait is it even called a headcanon if it’s for your own character? Well anyway if Zoe was a trainer in a pokemon game she’d have a bunch of cute pokemon with cute nicknames and then a level 70 hydreigon called Sweetie completely unironically because Have You Seen Deino


I’ve never met Connie Maheswaran but I trust her

I Just Had The Best™ Idea I'm sure someone has already thought of

(But whoever else thought about this probably took it way more seriously than I’m about to)

• Klance Tangled AU

• Keith is Rapunzel and has magical emo hair

• Haggar is Gothel bc WITCH

• Keith wants to know about the shiny things in the sky but Haggar is stubborn and has no imagination so she doesn’t tell him

• Pidge is the Chameleon. They just showed up there one day and never left. Keith gives them free food and Haggar doesn’t know they’re there so Pidge is fine

• Or, consideration, maybe Pidge also has magical hair and that’s why they’re there, but Pidge REALLY wants to dramatically cut it off

• They want to do it so bad

• Pidge COULD tell Keith about the shiny things in the sky but they likes to watch him suffer so they say they don’t know

• But Actual Disney Princess Keith wants MORE

• Suddenly Lance-as-Flynn-Rider shows up

• Keith is like “take me to see the shiny things” and Lance is like “okay give me back my treasure and we have a deal”

• Hunk might just hang around Lance and complain about the lack of food. Him and Pidge hit it off and they pick on their respective only friends together

• Shiro and Allura are the king and queen but Keith’s not even their kid they adopted him

• But he was theirs for longer than his actual parents so he might as well be theirs

• And Actual Disney Princess Keith and Done With This Disney Shit Lance bicker a lot and then fall in love

• also Coran is the horse

Team Get Eren (Again) from Attack on Titan.

Original Image belongs to Studio Wit.

Taken from Episode 33: “The Hunters”.

I watched the episode, saw this image and took a screenshot, because damn this shot composition is sooooo good! I’ve already talked about AoT so I won’t say much more, only that I am loving this season so far!!! Keep up the good work Wit!

kierbean  asked:

What if Steven saw Jenny and buck holding hands and the next day saw sour cream kiss Jenny on the cheek and was like WHOA IS SHE CHEATING?? So he goes and tells buck and buck just starts laughing and he tells sour cream and Jenny and they start laughing and Steven is just sitting there like "?? This isn't funny??"

Awww, that’s so cute, aha. 

Steven would totally feel it’s the right thing to do, too, to tell Buck about it. Or, since he’s so good-natured and pretty forgiving, I think he’d be a little hesitant about thinking badly of Jenny and try to ‘go undercover’ w/ connie or something to find out what’s REALLY going on…!

omg I might have to write a short fic about that…