team brandons

Can Team North America have a reunion or something because I am being greatly deprived
MAJOR SPOVA NEWS

OK so I messaged Brandon about the whole Spova confession scene in Soul of Evil and asked him: 

Since Sprx-77 was possessed at the time Nova told him she loved him, does that mean he had no knowledge of that after he turned back to good or was he conscious for that moment to know what was going on since he looked like his old self when he dropped her back down?” 

AND HE FUCKING TOLD ME

(100000% real screenshot. No BS

SPARX HEARD NOVA’S LOVE CONFESSION TO HIM. HE HEARD NOVA’S LOVE CONFESSION AND THAT’S WHY HE DROPPED HER. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’M ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW. 

SPOVA IS NOW 1000000% CANON. 

Boston Bruins memes
  • “Patrice Bergeron is the most perfect human being, like today he [thing that normal people do all the time].”
  • Acting like Brandon Carlo is very short. Offer to get things off of high shelves for him. 
  • Saying your practicing the shootout when you’re doing literally anything else. 
  • “What Happened to [traded player]?” “Oh Chara ate him when his time came, soon our time will come too.”
  • The TD Garden is haunted by Mike Milbury’s shoe. Any weird noise someone looks alarmed and said “the shoe’s here.” bonus points if it’s around an away player unaware of the meme.
  • Every time something inconvenient happens they say “thanks, kessel,” a la the “thanks, Obama” meme.
  • Their “pranks” are purposefully super lame, think the “you asked for two ice cubes but i only gave you one” line from spongebob. Act like it was an amazing prank and the prankee just got owned.
  • Call montreal canadiens players their boyfriends. 
  • “Backes look at this cute picture of your son” [shows backes a picture of a dog/cat].
  • The Torey Krug/Brad Marchand height war. Everybody has to pick a side.
  • “My best friend, sidney crosby…” 

i dont think that us hockey fans appreciate action shots enough

i mean, they’re a blessing in disguise, and there’s always someone making a really dumb face 

examples: 

(okay, this isnt an action shot, but still…) 

artemi bread

psycho artemi bread

this….

mutt barking at god only knows who??

kaner doin’ his thang

trevor daley 

tiki holding his breath

a very angry desi

brandon mashinter freaking out

tazer mid-punch

a very happy desi

brandon mashinter mid-fight

seabs doing….idek

more seabs

what even, jonny…?

kaner mid-celly

shawzy and his flow

and if all else fails, there’s always q

and guy who i dont know but is wearing a suit so he’s probably important

and the fans….

  • Nate: Thanks dad.
  • Team NA and Sid: *stares at him*
  • Nate: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Brandon: You just called Sid dad; you said "thanks dad".
  • Nate: What? No I didn't. I said "thanks man".
  • Sidney: Do you see me as a father figure, Nate?
  • Nate: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.