First off, Jeff Davis you fucking dickwad. You are seriously going to make us wait another week to know if Papa Stilinski is okay???
Second, AHAHA TEAM BADASS PARENT PATROL IS THE FINAL THREE SACRIFICES AHAHAHAHAAAAA this shouldn’t be funny but now we know they’re not going to kill them so it kinda is.
Third, I really want the guardian sacrifices–since they’re Team Badass Parent Patrol–to get out on their own and kick Jennifer/Julia’s ass.
Fourth, I SHOULDN’T BE HAPPY ABOUT SCOTT GOING WITH DEUCALION BUT FUCK YEAH ENEMY MINE I LOVE THIS TROPE!!!
Fifth, OH LOOK IT’S ON AGAIN LET’S WATCH AGAIN YES GOOD.