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Top 10 Ski Jumping World Cup Men 2016/17

1. Stefan Kraft (AUT) 1665 - (8x1st - 3x2nd - 6x3rd)
2. Kamil Stoch (POL) 1524 - (7x1st - 3x2nd - 2x3rd)
3. Daniel Andre Tande (NOR) 1201 - (2x1st - 4x2nd)
4. Andreas Wellinger (GER) 1161 - (1x1st - 8x2nd - 3x3rd)
5. Maciej Kot (POL) 963 - (2x1st - 1x2nd)
6. Domen Prevc (SLO) 938 - (4x1st - 1x2nd - 1x3rd)
7. Michael Hayböck (AUT) 814 - (1x1st - 1x2nd - 2x3rd)
8. Markus Eisenbichler (GER) 807 - (3x3rd)
9. Peter Prevc (SLO) 716 - (1x1st - 1x3rd)
10. Manuel Fettner (AUT) 703 - (2x3rd)

washington capitals as prom dates

inspired by this video and composed with contributions from @hellokyochan and @notmissmarple

  • Braden Holtby is the world’s best prom date. You’re in your taffeta gown and you answer the door and there he is in a pinstripe suit and shades and a cowboy hat, and you know you’re going to have the best fucking time at prom
  • Nate Schmidt shows up in a bright pink suit and pink tie
  • Justin Williams is wearing the nicest suit he owns, which isn’ much, and he’s driving his mom’s beat up old car
  • Ovi, Kuzy and Orly all show up in a limo, halfway to wasted, hanging out the top
  • Tom Wilson shows up looking spiffy with a rose pinned to his lapel and takes the time to charm your parents, while Andre Burakovsky and his girlfriend shout at him from the car to hurry it up
  • Your mom pulls you aside to tell you she thinks this TJ Oshie seems like a nice boy, but he totally texted you earlier to give you the lowdown on all the booze he has stashed in the limo
  • Nicky is really awkward and fumbles at his cuffs a lot and looks down at the floor when he talks to you, but when you finally dance with him he’s the best dancer you’ve ever seen

  • Bonus: Ovi is the one who spiked the punch, but Nicky is the one who stood in front of the table so no one would see
  • Nicky totally bitched at Ovi about it, too
    • “Alex, no.” “ALEX, YES.”
    • “well FINE you SHOULDN’T but if you’re GOING TO I’m not going tto let you get in trouble”
    • “You’re gonna get caught.” // “If you stand here and don’t move, I don’t get caught” // “I hate you sometimes.” // “No, you don’t.”