team 7 new

  • -the new Uchiha family is approaching Konoha, Kakashi and Naruto are waiting for them at the gates-
  • Sakura: I can see them! Look! (starts waving) They even got us balloons!
  • Sasuke: (gently rocking Sarada) Balloons?
  • Sakura: Yeah! It looks like there's something written on them. Maybe "Welcome, baby Sarada"? So thoughtful! What do the balloons say, Sasuke-kun, can you see?
  • Sasuke: (activates Sharingan) ...I'm not sure they bought the kind of balloons you'd like, Sakura...
  • text on the balloons: *Congrats on the sex!!*
the naruto ending

what i expected: team 7 reuniting for good. naruto becomes hokage and fixes the shinobi system with sasuke & sakura by his side and does everything he can to make sure no one has to go through what they went through. sasuke clears itachi’s name and mends his broken bonds with naruto, sakura & taka while helping them fix the shinobi world. sakura becomes known as the strongest kunoichi & is regarded as a legend for being able to fight alongside the two strongest ninjas in the manga and helping them save the world without being born into a prestigious clan or having any special traits. team 7 becomes the new sannin. the slavery of the hyuga clan is abolished. everyone is happy.

what i got:

pregnancy waddle is a cute thing ok..

I’m just imagining a situation where adult team 7 pit Boruto and Sarada against Kakashi in the bell test to see if they can actually beat him. Its supposed to be for fun but Sakura is off to the side coaching Sarada VERY LOUDLY and very aggressively. “Go fOR THE JUGULAR. THE JUGULAR” and Naruto/Sasuke are just staring at her like “good lord”. 

@keeper-of-the-lore sent me link to this, together with a solicit.

DEATHSTROKE #21

Written by CHRISTOPHER PRIEST—Art by DIOGENES NEVES—Cover by RYAN SOOK—Variant cover by SHANE DAVIS
*Includes a code for a free digital download of this issue.

“DEFIANCE” part one! A new day has dawned for Deathstroke. Having emerged from the Speed Force a changed man, Slade Wilson takes aim at living a better life—a life in service of justice. But when the world refuses to accept the new Deathstroke, Slade recruits a group of young heroes to join him including including former Teen Titans, Kid Flash and Power Girl, his children, Rose and Jericho, and the bombastic Terra! But has Slade truly shed his villainous past? And what other shadowy forces are working against him? Find out as Deathstroke’s bold new direction begins
here!

On sale JULY 5 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T+

I’m having so many questions. Like, why is Wally here? Why is Terra alive? How did Slade drag both of his kids into this after everything he has done to them at this point? Are we sure nobody here is being drugged again? Why the chessboard motive? Are they working for Checkmate? Is that logo on Joey and Slade’s torsos Image Comics with a 7 on it? Is this the new Team 7? Then why are there only six members? Why the cape?

I’m very interested where this is going.

There's No 'I' In Team
Taking Back Sunday
There's No 'I' In Team

Is this what you call tact?
I swear you’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back;
so let’s end this call,
and end this conversation.
There’s nothing worse…
(that’s right he said, that’s right he said it)
I swear, you have no idea
The jealousy that became me thinking
that you always had it way too easy.