A thing that 100% happened:

Teal’c visits Earth just so he can see Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Probably like ten times.

He insists that all of his friends and teammates see it.

Then he goes by himself because he cannot get enough of it.

Right now, in Colorado Springs, a tall, muscular black man in a hat that covers his forehead, sits in a theater.


Because Star Wars.