So we went to our second wedding of the year and I decided my aesthetic was going to be Disney princess.

This dress is from ASOS curve and it is amazing and has a net underskirt and everything!

(Freya is in these too cause she was pestering me and I thought she coordinated nicely)


Valentines day!

I’m attempting to save for a holiday so I’m having to really cut back on extravagances like clothes - my OOTD posts are going to go way down.

I’ve really wanted a cropped jumper for ages - I see all these girls in cute cropped jumpers and skirts and my heart aches! Though actually my body is so long that regular jumpers end up quite cropped so this jumper has actually worked out really well. Also it was £5. 

I bought this skirt in the New Look sale after christmas for £6 I think? It was a serious bargain but I think it’s one my favourite things I own now. I’m not sure if a-line is the most flattering cut on me but as always - fuck flattering.

  • Jumper: Primark
  • Skirt: New Look
  • Shoes: Vans (special edition - beatles: all you need is love pattern)
  • Belt: Asos
  • Necklace: Primark
  • Lipstick - Makeup revolution lip laquer in depravity
  • Glasses: Polette
  • Watch: Olivian Burton

Birthday Suit!

I turned 25 today and this is what I wore for dinner! I wanted to be all floaty and carefree since today was the first proper warm weather we have had in a while and you know, birthday feels. My milk bottle legs were startled by the bright hot thing in the sky.

  • Dress: Next but from many many moons ago
  • Cardigan: Primark
  • Shoes: Primark
  • Sunglasses: Primark
  • I don’t remember where the earrings came from…

I was tagged by the gorgeous (seriously look at her post 😍) @karmiquebelle to do a 6 selfies of 2k15 post and so because I’m a vain little shit (and not just terrible at math) I have included 8 seflies.

I feel like it should be entitled ~ a love affair with lipstick ~

I wanna tag @pudgebug, @chessieness, @fats, @ailurophilewithstyle, @curvily, and @fatdryad because they are some of my fav faces and I live for their selfies but I actively encourage you all to do this because it’s lovely.


Hey look, I do own Jeans!

I don’t actually know if I’ve done an OOTD in jeans, since I only own two pairs. That’s it, two. And these are Very’s supersoft jeans, which are kind of “jeggingy” so they may not count. I tend not to wear them because my arse is massive (see second photo for reference) 

Jacket is last year from Fashionworld, Top is from Asda, Boots are from Simply Be and as I said Jeans are from Very.

I am mega excited about purple lipstick by the way. This is a cheapy from the dodgy bit at the back of superdrug, so somebody should definitely donate me that beautiful MAC one.

**do not reblog to porn/fetish blogs you crap bags**


Back to basics

Today was mine and my fella’s 7 year anniversary and we went out exploring lavender fields so I wanted to be extra comfy. I decided to utilise my basics!

My most favourite thing to wear if I want to be comfy is leggings and a long top. I swear by these leggings from Very because they have a really high waistband and never fall down or sag: they’re a lovely material. Following on from the theme of lovely material (as I get older the more impressed I am by things that wash well) I only ever get my vest tops from H&M. They are slightly ribbed and really stretchy but they don’t loose shape.

  • Cardigan: H&M
  • Vest: H&M
  • Leggings: Very (they’re by a brand called Savoir and are called confident curves control leggings. They are the best thing I could ever advise you to buy)
  • Shoes: Converse
  • Necklace: Primark
  • Bag: New Look
  • Watch: ASOS Curve
  • Mid rings: H&M (check out my giant girl hands!)
  • Other rings: Gifts from my mother, sorry!


Simply Be Gingham Dress

I promise this is the last post I am going to make about this dress.

I love it but I hate it.

I love it cause it’s so friggin’ cute and I feel so youthful and summery in it… 

but I also hate it because ~fat girl in fifties clothing connotations~ 

Like the whole fat girls wearing fifties clothing because ~it’s flattering~ thing really gets on my nerves and I want to push the boundaries and wear non “flattering” high fashion stuff

but at the same time this dress makes me feel like I’m in the last scene of the film Grease.

(also sorry I didn’t even put shoes on for this post!)