- Student 1: tissue please.
- Student 2: (in Japanese) Jisho? [dictionary]
- Student 1: TI-SSUE.
- Student 2: (shakes dictionary aggressively)
- Student 1: TISSUE TISSUE TISSUE (mimes sneezing into his hand and actually gets a trail of snot on his fingers) ARGH!
- Student 2: (in Japanese) Wow you could have just said so, jeez, take the whole box.
- Student 1: (looks over at me like he's on The Office)