teaandneedles

  • teaandneedles:Oh, hey, Mount Pleasant Cemetery is looking for an admin
  • teaandneedles:I bet people are just dying to get that job
  • Drew:LOL
  • teaandneedles:I wonder if they'd make me work the graveyard shift
  • teaandneedles:I bet the backshift is just dead.
  • Drew:omfg
  • teaandneedles:What? This is a very grave opportunity for me
  • Drew:D E
  • Drew:ilu <
  • Drew:3
  • teaandneedles:(Reasons I can't apply for jobs after midnight)
  • Drew:you should write your cover letter with a very grave tone
  • teaandneedles:Oh yes. Quite stiff.
  • teaandneedles:Clearly present my body of work
  • teaandneedles:And make sure they know I'm a team player - you know, show my corpse d'espirit.
  • Drew:lmfao
  • teaandneedles:(You are dying to put this on tumblr, aren't you?)
  • teaandneedles:(Ha, I didn't even mean to do that one)
  • Drew:OH MY GOD
  • Drew:XD
  • teaandneedles:(Guess it's all just my monumental talent at puns)
  • Drew:lmfao
  • Drew:oh my god
  • Drew:I'm gonna have to
  • teaandneedles:Go ahead
  • Drew:*aheadstone
  • teaandneedles:Booooo
  • Drew:LOL
  • teaandneedles:Do you think I have a ghost of a chance at this job?
  • Drew:XD