“Take 1 pint of water, add a half pound of sugar, the juice of 8 lemons, the zest of half a lemon, pour the water from one jug into the other several times. Strain through a thin napkin. Grandmother, the alchemist. You spun gold out of this hard life. Conjured beauty from the things left behind. Found healing where it did not live. Discovered the antidote in your own kitchen. Broke the curse with your own two hands. You passed the instructions down to your own daughter. Then she passed it down to her daughter.”
Congrats to all the black and brown graduates of 2016, we did it!!!! 🍋✊🏾
Harry: Starts his tour in San Francisco with a rainbow flag hanging from his mic wearing a pink flowery suit and being flamboyant as hell; wears lipstick to his movie premiere; says he doesn’t wanna define his sexuality*
Me: Oh-kayyyy sure, guys.
I’ll stop saying Harry’s not straight when he stops actively fighting his closet
(*also just wanna point out that a straight person would have no need to say this, if you’re only attracted to the opposite sex what would be the point in stating, very publicly I might add, that you don’t wanna define your sexuality? unless of course you think you’ll find yourself publicly dating someone of the same sex in the future in which case you can say you never lied and you gave fair warning; fun fact, this is also what demi lovato said when questioned about her sexuality a couple years back and look who she’s with now)