tea is done

I know we all want Chaol coming back from the Southern Continent and just being…overwhelmed to say the least by everything that’s happened in his absence. But I kind of think some sort of massive drama is going to go down there. And he’s just going to come back and be so done with everything already. So he just ends up even more done with still more drama being heaped onto his plate.

 Like, Aelin is in an iron box being controlled by a demon fae queen? Wonderful. Dorian has decided to start banging a lethal witch queen? Great. Someone has to die in order to correct Elena’s past mistakes? Fantastic. An army of assassins turned up on my doorstep along with another army led by another assassin from the wastes? Uh-huh, and? Oh we’re on the brink of an all consuming, apocalyptic war with the Valg, our queen and greatest hope against them is actually Lysandra pretending to be Aelin, our king has lost his kingdom, we have the definition of a ragtag army which is all that’s standing between us and the destruction of our world? Sigh. When do we start? 

He’s just going to be…so you’re telling everything’s gone to hell and nothing’s gone to plan at all? Did you expect me to be surprised by this? What else is new? This is what we’ve been doing since the start.   

can you believe supergirl is so much less popular than superman even though she’s much more interesting as a character, because she remembers krypton and lost her entire world and now she’s getting sidelined on her own show? incredible

Be careful what you order

Jikook, 1k, 100% crack but also 70% based on real life

In which Jungkook misunderstands a lot of things as usual.

A/N: Because date nights with @jikook-love tend to inspire things (also bc I’m just as embarrassing as Jeon omfg and she got to finally witness that then proceeded to respond “you’re so awkward” THANKS)


“Hi, welcome to Tea Palace! What can I get for you?” Jungkook tried not to sound too nervous. It was his first official day at work and although he’d been training for a week, he’d never had the chance to be at the cash register taking orders. His face was angled downward, ready to type in the order on the small screen beneath his fingers.

But what could possibly be difficult about taking orders anyway, right? He should be glad that all he had to do was listen to the order and type it in the machine. Oh and do some mental math occasionally, when the customer was paying by cash and needed change. But it still seemed much easier than the multitasking behind the counter, when he was trying to shove all the ingredients of the bubble teas together without something exploding.

“Can I get a hot three guys?”

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161030 1pm - i finished up this weeks spread at breakfast this morning !!! idk how i feel about this bc it got really cramped, but i like the layout idea a lot and ill probably try it out again closer to the holidays !! next week i think im going to try for a more naturalistic (??) style haha (not pictured: the lasagna at caffè habitū that made me cry for home cooking again)

guess who ;)

Update: I was always the plumpy child in the family. All the cousins were pretty and slim and I was just fat. But I wanted to feel pretty and beautiful too and after dealing with so much I can finally say the weight loss has not only helped me with my health but also the way I see myself. It is so important to love yourself and not limit yourself because of how much you weigh. 

Sadly we live in a society that puts people down based on their appearance and all I have to say is… To each their own. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. If you don’t like your weight trust me you can lose it like I did.

Always believe in yourself. You can do anything.

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Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.

Scorpio & Pisces
  • Pisces, looks up from writing in her journal: Hey babe, do you think that the world is gonna get better?
  • Scorpio, looks at her while scrolling down her phone: We don't know the future, and can only look at the past. So what do you think?
  • Pisces, thinks for a moment:
  • Pisces: We are high key repeating the past. But I know it will be better, since I have you by my side.
  • Scorpio:
  • Scorpio, laughing: That was cute.

@riceycloveed replied: 

Tony/Sam Wilson *o* I feel like that’s rare enough…

@bloody-bee-tea​ asked:

Can I also request some Tony/Sam for inktober? I don’t even care what they do.

You guys didn’t specify an AU so here’s AvAc Tony and Sam flying together! Inspired by BBT’s cute fic!

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