tbd movie

… y'all are insulting a movie you havent even seen yet based off trolling comments in a magazine that are intended to give us hints… not the entire plot of the movie. No wonder nothing’s any fun anymore you hate it before you even see it 😧😧

someone, pre-cacw: wow i can’t believe they’re making stark Suddenly Care about accountability. that’s so ridiculous and out of character and there’s been zero indication of that in canon

me, in a monotone: “And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero accountability. I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark International”

someone, pre-infinity war: wow i can’t believe they’re making stark Suddenly Concerned about an alien invasion. that’s so ridiculous and out of character and there’s been zero indication of that in canon

me, in a monotone, now physically on fire: “A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We’re standing 300 feet below it. We’re the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live-long day, but that up there? That’s the endgame. How were you guys planning on beating that?”

crowley used to be a great villain, during which, in the previous of seasons of spn, he has killed hundreds if not thousands of people, turned them into demons, stolen their souls, killed sarah blake to prove a point, blew kevin’s gf/friend into a million tiny pieces in front of him and cut off kevin’s hand, forcibly possessed kevin’s mom, linda tran, who was traumatized by the whole event, and burned off her tattoo, and countless other things im sure im forgetting, all while being an all around conniving asshole and making sam and dean’s life a living hell but now he’s just a pain in the ass pointless character whom the writers use for comedic effect that often times falls flat and as a convenient plot device to cause drama for the winchesters

but yes sure im the heartless monster for wanting him dead bc he has a hamster lmao bye

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ANYWAY, STEVE ROGERS IS ACTUALLY STILL ALIVE & WELL AND A TACTICAL GENIUS, AND THE PIECE OF THE PUZZLE RE: CACW THAT I WAS MISSING IS THAT MARVEL WAS ACTUALLY 100% BANKING ON CEVANS’ ACTING TO CONVINCE ME THAT THESE ASSHOLES CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER (also: don’t befriend me unless you want 1.5 billion text messages re: my sudden discovery that steve might actually give a shit abt tony)

Logan; 26 days

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2; 89 days

Wonder Woman; 117 days

Spider-Man: Homecoming; 152 days

Thor: Ragnarok; 271 days

Justice League; 285 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 341 days

Black Panther; 376 days

Avengers: Infinity War; 453 days

Ant-Man and the Wasp; 516 days

Aquaman; 607 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 635 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 739 days

Captain Marvel; 761 days

Shazam; 789 days

Untitled Avengers movie; 817 days

Justice League 2; 859 days

Untitled Spider-Man sequel; 879 days

Untitled DC movie; 999 days

Cyborg; 1153 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1181 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1251 days

Green Lantern Corps; 1265 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1370 days

Deadpool 2; TBD

Deadpool 3; TBD

Gambit; TBD

New Mutants; TBD

The Batman; TBD

The Flash; TBD

Gotham City Sirens; TBD

Black Adam solo movie; TBD

listen,,,, i’m not saying that in the Avengers steven grant rogers had a moment or two of blind gay panic in the precious moments between when tony took his helmet off and when tony started running his mouth on that quinjet EXCEPT that that is Exactly What I Am Saying okay the hair and makeup people for Avengers went into this with the goal of making rdj as pretty as was possible and hoLy Fuckign ShiT did they succeed