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Things I've Done as Check Please Characters

Yeah I’m like 3 months late but here ya go

Jack: spent two hours at work intensely researching squirrels because I got bored

Bitty: stayed up till 1 am baking with a cute girl (this has happened multiple times with multiple cute girls)

Shitty: joined a church (somewhat cult-like) for the free food

Ransom: wrote a 10 page paper on Syria in like 8 hours, never edited it, got an A

Holster: watched 18 episodes of Supernatural in 24 hours

Dex: went on a 20-minute rant on my radio show about how bikes shouldn’t go on the sidewalk

Nursey: fell down a mountain

Chowder: got so excited I waved my arms around and hit myself in the face

Tater: didn’t know what the bay was called so I referred to it as ‘the small ocean’

Kent: wrote over 30 songs about one person

Lardo: calculated the exact 10-minute period there’s no one in the student union so I don’t have to wait in line


I have this tradition. It’s something I do now when a friend dies. I save his Rolodex card. What am I supposed to do? Throw it away in the trash can? I won’t do that. No, I won’t. That’s too final. Last year I had five cards. No I have fifty. A collection of cardboard tombstones, bound together with a rubber band. I hate these fucking funerals. I really do. And you know what else I hate? I hate the memorials. That’s our social life now. Going to these things.

anonymous asked:

So it's kinda your fault that I've fallen into Kent parson hell because I honestly truly was not supposed to like him and then you went around reblogging all these lovely posts about him being happy and now I'm in love. Anyway, as I recall, you once said something about having read every kp/oc fic on ao3, so could you possibly make a fic rec list for that please?

Nobody ever means to fall into Kent Parson Hell - I remember the days when I was underwhelmed by KP and thought that all the fuss was a little much. I feel compelled to dig up literally one of my first posts about OMGCP for you to demonstrate my previous apathy. So yeah, I fell into the pit too.

This is kinda, sorta a dirty little secret of mine, but I’m actually an angst monster and that’s part of the reason I really enjoy a lot of KP-centric fics because they have a lot of room to explore how a character navigates life and relationships after a traumatic experience right on the cusp of adulthood. (noooo, I can’t fucking relate to that at all, what are you talking about?) I tend to write a lot of fluff because I want to like project positive thoughts into the world about love and romantic partners, but my real life experiences with romantic relationships have been pretty shitty in a hundred different ways and Kent strikes a lot of chords with me because of that.

Fic recs and more rambling about why I love each fic under the cut. All of these are either Kent/OC or just Kent-centric with little or no romance on the side. :)

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