tay swift heart

WHEN YOU’RE WATCHING THE BOYS PERFORM PERFECT ON THE AMAS ON YOUTUBE AND HARRY IS SINGING THE IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE YOUR BREAK UP SONGS ABOUT, BABY I’M PERFECT AND HARRY CAN’T EVEN SAY ALL OF PERFECT CAUSE HIS VOICE KINDA CRACKS, AND HE LOOKS AWAY, AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO CRY. OMFG MY HEART. MY HAYLOR HEART

Open letter to Taylor: regarding your transportation "issues"

taylorswift

Hey sweetie, how’re you doing? 

I’ve been listening to you for a while now and I noticed that you have some “issues” with transportation, or more specifically with cars (and trucks).
so I though we might go through some of them and see where the problem is and maybe try and fix it.

First problem:

You keep getting into cars with very VERY careless drivers!

“Just a boy in a Chevy truck that had the tendency of getting’ stuck on back  roads at night”

That car needs fixing! don’t get in it till he fixed it.

“Midnight, you come and pick me up, no headlights”
“Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?”
“All I know is that you drove us off the road”

That’s just a very bad driver. don’t get in the car with him again.

“He’s got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel, the other on my heart”

That’s just all kinds of wrong! might feel nice but it’s wrong!
Both hands on the steering wheel at all times please!
Tell him to pull over if he wants to put a hand on your “heart”

“You almost ran the red cause you were looking over me”
“He can’t keep is wild eyes on the road”

You’re a distraction sweetie, none can really look at the road when he’s got  
Taylor of the house Swift, the first of her name, Queen of Country AND Pop,  
Ruler of Charts, Shaker of Haters and Mother of Swifteens
sitting shotgun in  
his (or her!) car. That’s just not happening. so for everyone’s safety, please  
sit in the back next time.

Second problem:

Sorry babe, but according to your own words, you’re not such a great driver yourself.

“Every little bump in the road I tried to swerve”

Yeah… you’re not supposed to do that. Your car is built to deal with the small  
bumps in the road. It’s the big ones you need to worry about.

“I see your face in my mind as I drive away”

Please concentrate on DRIVING.

“Nothing safe is worth the drive”

What?! Drive Safe!

“Driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street, faster than the wind”

Stop doing that. No fast driving, especially not down dead-ends, it is a DEAD-end.

“I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive”

With your track(!) record, I can see why he doesn’t let you drive his car.

“So, baby, drive slow” 

Please :)
Thank You!

p.s. since you fly a lot, please never get in the cockpit whilst the plane is in the air.