tavros-ancestor

Alright, it’s about time that I find some more kin blogs to follow tbh. So, I suppose, like or reblog this if:

-You’re kin with/are a homestuck character

-You post homestuck related things

-You’re looking for canonmates

-Just want someone to talk to!

And, please don’t follow if:

-You’re anti-kin

-You call doubles fake/invalidate them

-You’re a TERF/SWERF/anything similar

-You’re homophobic/transphobic/racist/etc

-You’re over the age of 30

I follow from my main blog, krisaylas, so, yeah! I have my kin page here, my byf here, and my about right here. I look forward to it! And, don’t worry about doubles - I’m totally fine with them.

pre-scratch tav looks like looks like a self indulgence opportunity my guy
and also a lone forest hermit that is a disney princess and is friends to alien birbs

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Made some blank valentines crds ft the beforus ancestors!

Feel free to submit any clever ones and i’ll be happy to post them.

It’s interesting how a lot of people forget that aside from the typical powers of their caste, the communing abilities, the Nitrams also were pyrokinetic to some degree.  It’s a shame we never got to see this used in combat, but it would have made things interesting.

Just imagine the Summoner having mastered this in secret and using it when he surprise attacked the highbloods.  So cool.

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Between making him a memetic stud muffin and a *formidable rapsmith, I can only conclude that Dave and Karkat are both really, SUPER gay for TAvros.

Actually this doesn’t even scratch the surface of how unbelievably gay Dave is for Tavros. Rose wouldn’t even have to try to have a field day with the lewd poetry that boy cooks up when someone even mentions anything that sounds like “Tavros Nitram”. Like “Davros Nitroglycerin”

Dangit, I came in with one Big Tav Ship and now I have three.



*more than usual i mean

It's About Hornswagger and Dualscar

OKAY so you know I wrote that fic about HORNSWAGGER SHINYWINGS and how he got his wings and there was pinata well did you know that he had a brief encounter with….THATS RIGHT…..DUALSCAR. and this is that story right here okay.

so it started with Dualscar over…no wait i mean dualscar was like sailing the ocean and he was like “ACK SEAGULLS” and he shot cannons at them because nobody likes seagulls and he HIT ONE but guess what it wasn’t even a seagull! It was just HORNSWAGGER SHINEYWINGS. And he was all like “uHH, i THINK YOU, uHH, bROKE SOMETHING ON ME.” And Dualscar was all like “OH MY IT’S A LOWW BLOOD ON MY SHIP HOWW DARE YOU THINK YOU'VVE GOT THE RIGHT TO SET FOOT ON MY BELOVVED SHIP.” and Hornswagger oh by the way if you didnt read my other fic Hornswagger Shineywings is Tav’s Ancestor so yeah Hornswagger was like “bUT, uHH, yOU SHOT ME DOWN FROM THE SKY, i UHH, tHINK?” And dualscar was having NONE OF THIS LOWBLOODS BULLSHIT and he was like

woah that paragraph was too long anyways Dualscar was like “REMOVVE YOUR PANTALOONS LOWWBLOOD.” and Hornswagger didn’t want to but Dualscar was giving him a look of like intense lust and so he had no choice but to remove his pants. After all of that happened Hornswagger was all like naked but he had a shirt on and dualscar was looking at him and all lickin his lips and then he picked up tavs ancestor in his mouth like you know pirates hold their swords that way yeah like that and dont ask me how that works I dont know everything! but anywas Dualscar climbed up to the crows nest and then he set Hornswagger down and then…wait no then he got up to the crows nest and he pinned Hornswagger against the mast thing like i dont know it thats still called the mast?

but anyways yeah he pinned hornswagger to the mast and shoved his dick into him hard without like even worrying if he hurt the other troll and like he just shoved his dick as far as it would go and hornswagger screamed but nobody could hear them because they were at sea and also kind of in the sky because they were in the crows nest. After he got all the way in to Hornswagger he like began pulling out reaaaaaly slowlike and the look on Hornswaggers face was all like painy and scared but as dualscar pushed his was back in Hornswagger’s face was also kind of pleasurey! And then like he wrapped his legs around dualscar cause when someone does that the person fucking them can go deeper and thats what Hornswagger wanted and Dualscar grinned and enjoyed the sound of like you know the sound that someone makes when you fuck them against something its like thump thump thump

and he was grinning at that sound and also the sound of Hornswagger’s unsure moans and he moved in swiftly and like wrapped his teeth around Hornswagger’s throat to kind of and bit down so he couldn’t breathe very well! And Hornswagger dug that really hard and tried to moan but it came out like a squeak and a “dUALSCAR, pLEASE…” and Dualscar ROARED and thrusts in harder and harder and like i dont know if like Trolls have prostates but probably not or something but they do right now cause I say so and my lips are super chapped and red and they look like Andrew Hussies so obviously he is posessing me.

and anyways i was going somewhere with that and this is where Dualscar’s dickfins brushed against Hornswaggers trollprostate and it was like REALLY GOOD you know? I bet you dont know but anyways right as Hornswagger came he mooed like the prized steer at a county fair which they also have in troll land. and then Dualscar screamed “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL” as he came hard into Hornswagger and was like using him as a bucket if thats even how they reproduce?

And then Dualscar is such a badass that he was like “you’re filthy, lowwblood. clean yourself up and get the hell off a my ship.” and then he climbed down and continued to pirate things! And Hornswagger layed in a heap and like flew off but he lost his pants in the water.

the end.

P.S. and like years later Eridan found his pants and then like everyone knows that Hornswagger washed his pants in poison so when Eridan touched them guess what! he threw up.

P.P.S. and then he died.