[2012 fandom tavros voice] bOY, dO I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS, sOMETIMES, wHEN I’M HOME ALONE, i’LL TAKE SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN AND RUB THEM IN MY SCALP, iT DOESN’T DO MUCH FOR MY HAIR HEALTH, bUT I LIKE THE WAY THEY FEEL RUNNING THROUGH MY STRANDS OF HAIR, tHE FLAKEY COATING, sMOOTH WHITE MEAT, aND WARMTH, yUM,