tavbroski

Guys you know that post that says something along the lines of “What if supernatural ends, and Dean, Sam, and Cas are driving off into the sunset, then you just hear "DAMN IT WE FORGOT ADAM!”“ ? 

Tavbroski and I were talking today, and what if after that they made a Sitcom with Adam, Lucifer, and Micheal all down in the cage? Then I may have started writing a script…

Adam: Hey Lucy, did you get milk?

Lucifer: WHERE WOULD I HAVE GOTTEN MILK WE ARE LOCKED IN HELL.

Adam: YOU NEVER GET THE MILK, YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING! 

Lucifer: WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED MILK?

Adam: Well, Mike and I need SOMETHING to dip our oreos in!

Lucifer: CONSIDERING WE ARE IN HELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN WHAT TO DIP YOUR OREOS IN…Where did you even get oreos?

Adam: Well-

Sam and Dean: *burst in* ADAM, COME ON, WE’RE GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE!

Adam: Did you get milk?

Sam and Dean: …No?

Adam: GOD DAMNIT COME BACK WITH MILK AND I’LL THINK ABOUT IT.

Sam and Dean: But this portal only opens once every 10 years-

Adam: WHAT, DO YOU THINK I’M GOING TO DIP THESE OREOS IN HELLFIRE?


Needless to say, the other kids in the lunch line may have been a tad bit confused…

Well today I went shopping with tumblr user Tavbroski and she spent most of the time referencing “Twist and Shout.” At one point, we were in the car, so she turns to me and says “I can dig Elvis, can’t you?” (Her father then said that she shouldn’t be “digging” anyone.) Of course, not FIVE MINUTES LATER, ELVIS COMES ON THE RADIO.

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY OF TUMBLR USER TAVBROSKI’ s ASSASSINATION.

Yo I’m gonna introduce a bunch of followers to the horrors of my gif folder at once because I’m fuckin’ lazy and also because for some reason bunches of peeps have been following me lately

dersebooty followed me!

YOUR WRITING GIVES ME A LOT OF GODDAMN EMOTIONS AND I WANNA GROW UP TO BE AS PRETTY AND TALENTED AS YOU SOMEDAY.

omg

kyakus followed me!

oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

how u doin’?

pregnantzombie followed me!

See I’d be all like “who’d you kill for that url?” but I feel like that’d be mighty inaprops in this particular case.

Moooo-ooooo-oooo-ooooooves like jager

cerulean-dude followed me!

Doctor English diagnoses you as either suffering from severe hypothermia or having a bad case of the cutes. 

But which is it?

owlgirl20 followed me!

I’m running out of gifs and really bad jokes so here’s a gif I’ve been wanting to use.

CHOP CHOP MOTHERFUCKER

tavbroski followed me!

Hey baby… I just want you to know that…

wink wink wonk ;)

tittyspice followed me!

Riddle me this deary, but are titty sprinkles a type of titty spice?

I need to know

“Man what’s up with the noy in annoying I mean wow Nooooyyyy Annoooooying” -Excerpt from the Award Winning but Non-Existent Book, “Deep Facebook Conversations with Tavbroski”